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Baby news.  Jason Bateman and his wife, Amanda Anka (yes, Paul Anka’s daughter) are expecting their second child together.

I know, I know.  We don’t like baby news her because, like, everyone is having a baby right now.  But I L-O-V-E Jason Bateman and we never ever have reason to post about him so I am taking this opportunity to include him on our blog.

Plus, look at how cute his daughter Francesca is.  So cute!

Tanya: I like baby news! And I didn’t know Jason Bateman has a little Ginger! She is soooo adorable. Congrats to Jason & Amanda!!

I didn’t mention this the other day because quite frankly the idea of Trace Cyrus reproducing and becoming a parent scares the living daylights out if me. But it’s true. Trace Cyrus and his girlfriend (I’m not even looking her name up) are going to have a baby which will make Billy Ray Cyrus a grandpa and Miley Cyrus an auntie.

So why am I posting about this now? Well, I took a look at our analytics this morning and instead of the usual 30 searches a day we get for “Trace Cyrus” (seriously people?), we saw an increase in demand over the last 2 days of over 3 THOUSAND people doing searches for “Trace Cyrus”. So here you go. Tracey Cyrus (<- typo. It stays) is going to be a dad.

Stacey: This is what is wrong with the world.  Skeevy douches with tattoos on their faces and their dad’s face tattooed on their masturbating hand are raising children.

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Jennifer Garner & Emo Ben are expecting baby #3. There’s been speculation on Jenn’s belly for awhile but we’ve mostly stayed out of it until we got official confirmation. Which we now have.

Think they’ll have a little emo boy like daddy or another ridiculously adorable little girl?

Stacey: YAY!  I am doing jumpy claps right now,  I LOVE when these two have kids.  They are hands down the cutest kids in Hollywood.  Plus, I get a new baby brother or sister.  Woot!

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How to maintain your manliness while getting a pedicure: wear a Captain America suit.

Stacey: This kid kills me.

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Woah!

Kingston Rossdale is rocking a crazy new buzzcut.

And an awesome Run DMC shirt.  Where do I get me one of those?

Tanya: That is the awesomest shirt EVER. If I come across one I’ll pick it up for you Stacey.

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People Magazine is reporting that Hilary Duff and Mike Comrie are expecting their first child together.

Really?  Well, she must be freshly preggo because earlier this week this Danskin ad was released featuring a very flat tummied Hilary.

Well, I guess this is a good time for Hil to have a baby because Mike can be at home to help with the newborn since he is taking time off this season to get healthy (translation: no team would sign him because he is a big sack of crap).

Congrats to the couple.  Hilary’s transformation into hockey WAG is nearly complete.

Tanya: Wow. Hil has a crazy stomach. Too bad it’s about to be destroyed FOREVER.

Too dramatic? In all reality it won’t be destroyed forever. It’ll just take a lot of work to get it back. Since she’s a Hockey Wife she won’t have to work and will probably have a nanny so she should have enough time to hit the gym if she wants that back.

Awwwwww. Daddy cuddles are the most precious cuddles <3

Daddy Beckham is such a hottie. Seeing him be to tender is totally hot.

Stacey: Daddy Becks is so hot.  And seeing him with his little girl?  Melting my heart!

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With all the baby names all the time being announced it is very rare for me to really like a celeb baby name or give it a big fat eye roll.

While I don’t think we have ever talked about Ivanka Trump here because, well, she doesn’t do anything that interests me.  But she is the latest in a long line of famous people who have recently pushed out a baby and, of course, she has released a statement announcing the baby’s name.  But I liked it so much I felt like sharing it.

Arabella Rose.  I don’t know what but I love it.

She probably wanted to name her something pretty since she was saddled with such a crappy name.  Ivanka?  Eew.

Tanya: Arabella. Love it.

Victoria & David Beckham had their baby girl over the weekend. She weighed in at 7lbs 10oz and they named her Harper Seven.

I *really* like the name Harper. It’s one of the names I had picked out for our daughter but my husband kiboshed it rather quickly with “we’re not naming her after Stephen Harper”. I hadn’t even considered the PM when picking the name (I was thinking Harper Lee, and also that it’s just a super cool name) but he had a point. And when I was watching the morning news this morning and they covered the story that’s the first thing the news anchor said too.

And Seven is pretty cool too. I wonder what it stands for? Maybe she’s lucky number seven?

Stacey: I love the name Harper.  But I love it because the author of one of my favorite books is Harper Lee.  And when I think Harper Lee, I think Boo Radley.  And when I think Boo Radley I think Scout Finch which makes me think of Atticus Finch.  Love!

So ya.  Harper Seven.  I like it.

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Natalie Portman gave birth to a baby boy almost a month ago and today she announced her son’s name: Alef.

Alef is the first letter of the Hebrew alphabet. It has been said that the letter represents the “oneness of God” and is related to the element of Air.

Eh.

Stacey: I don’t really care for it. But that pretty much sums up my feelings on anything Natalie Portman related.

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