Almost.

She clipped a baby carriage with her rented Masarati and fled the scene. From RadarOnline:

“There was a woman pushing a kid in the stroller, maybe a two or three-year-old, crossing the street,” witness Brayan Jaimetold RadarOnline.com, in an exclusive interview.

“Lindsay took the red light and hit the stroller. It wasn’t super hard, but she made impact and hit them,” Jaime said.

“Lindsay pulled to the right, stopped for two seconds, and then just kept going.”

So let me get this straight: a girl who has a history of reckless driving that had her sentence cut short is still driving recklessly and now is running over pedestrians? Why am I not surprised by this? Traffic violations like this must be a violation of her probation (I am assuming a reckless driver would have conditions on driving added to their probation because it’s logical) and if they are it might send her back to jail.

Who am I kidding. If we’ve learnt one thing it’s that Lindsay is going to get away with it. You can watch a video of moments after the hit and run here.

Stacey: Well, since her licence was revoked in 2007, she really hasn’t driven in like 3 years.  You’d think that you would need to take another test of some form to prove you can still drive.  Or is driving like riding a bike?

(pic: RadarOnline)

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Oh The Enquirer.  Not always the most reliable but they got the scoop on Tiger and John Edwards so someone is doing something right over there.  The have this new story on their cover about John getting caught in some gay spa scandal.

If any of you have been following celeb gossip at all over the last few years its all over the blind items  in Hollywood and there have always been rumors of him, as Lainey would put it, being a maybe gaybe.  While nothing is proven its been some fun alleging.  But come on, peeps.  Are any of us actually surprised that this might be true?  I mean would any straight man have a room full of wigs that he pets?  Please.  That sounds like something Cher would do.  And have you seen Grease or Saturday Night Fever?  Hello, how many straight men do you know that can dance that well?

And, why else would him and Kelly need to fake a pregnancy?  Its all only alleged but doesn’t it seem like the pieces all fit together?

Tanya: The only thing that surprises me about this article is when they say “Kelly is going to be so devastated and shocked”. What?? As if Kelly wouldn’t have known.

I’m not sure what’s going on with Miley Cyrus’s face but when I first scrolled past this photo I thought she was some chubby Asian B-list celeb (Tila Tequila is Asian, right?). Turns out it’s just chubby Redneck Miley Cyrus. What do you think? Post breakup carbs or has she had some work done?

Update:AHHHHH! TMZ has a pic that compares Miley to Lil Kim and it’s CREEPY! Check it out here.

Stacey: Ya, I’m not sure if its that she has had work done or eaten one too many bowls of ice cream to drown her break up sorrows.  But can we really judge her for that?  This is the one time I am siding with Miley.  The first true heart break is the absolute worst.  I cried for probably 5 hours straight when me first true love broke up with me.  I think I hoovered a whole bag of chips, 3 big macs, and 17 chocolate bars.

Its also the make up.  It really isn’t doing her any favors.

(pic: The Superficial)

Paris Hilton, her magical cleavage and her bf Cy Waits were arrested in Las Vegas for possession of cocaine. Cy Waits is also getting a DUI charge. They were pulled over by a cop who noticed what appeared to be marijuana smoke coming from the car.

You’d think after getting busted for pot possession just a few months ago that she’d keep her drug use on the down-low, but this is Paris Hilton we’re talking about.

Stacey: Apparently her excuse is the purse she was caring that had the coke in it wasn’t hers, same as the weed.  I thought that excuse only worked on your parents when you got caught smoking for the first time?

But if we have learned anything from the celebrities and the law is that she will probably get off with a slap on the wrist, just like Lilo.

Tanya: Remember when she got time in jail for blowing 0.08? Paris Hilton has gotten pretty harsh sentences before and because this is the third time getting caught with drugs this summer I’m pretty sure she’s going to get in trouble.

(pic: Socialite Life)

Ever since Hilary Duff married Mike Comrie she has changed in my eyes. She’s no longer “actress Hilary Duff” because now she is “hockey wife Hillary Duff”. She worked hard to make a name for herself and keep herself pretty and now she can kick up her heels in her VIP booth, flash her $1 Million engagement ring, pop out some little Comrie babies and know that she’s set for life. As long as she keeps giving the BJs to her billionaire husband.

Stacey: Is it wrong that I am judging her for selling everything about her wedding to the tabloids?  As one of the celebs who I thought really didn’t play the game, this is kind of disappointing.  I saw somewhere that they only spent 3 days in Cabo.  For people so wealthy without any other obligations, it kind of  seems like a waste of time to fly down there for 3 days…unless they flew down strictly to get this photo to sell to the tabloids? 

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Ahhhh, this is why I love celebrity gossip:

John Travolta has 102 hairpieces in different lengths, colors and sizes, in case he gains or loses weight. They have their own refrigerated room in his house. A source says: “He likes to visit and pet them once in a while. They’re his little treasures.”

Stacey: This is my new favorite story.  Ever.  Please try and picture the above mentioned scenario and tell me it isn’t your new favorite too.

(from Star Magazine, pic SocialiteLife)

(Pic: poponthepop.com)

I recently claimed victory over Tanya in our debat as to whether or not Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt’s divorce was real.  Up to this point, they have been doing a good job of convincing me.  They have been tweeting angrily and Spencer has been saying some pretty awful things about Heidi in the media.  And then, last week, their was the discovery of a sex tape and that Spencer was trying to sell it to the highest bidder.  And not just one, but many.

And that’s when my smut radar started going off.  If you recall, the whole reason Heidi and Lauren Conrad aren’t friends anymore is because Speidi spread a rumor that LC had a sex tape.  So you are telling me that after all that, Heidi and Spencer made a sex tape and Heidi didn’t do everything in her power to get it from him after the divorce?  Please.

And then over the weekend, Spencer alleged that he “found” a sex tape with Heidi and a Playboy model.  He just happened to “find” it.  As if to insinuate that Heidi just left it lying around the house after she left.  I don’t think so.  This has agreed upon publicity stunt written all over it.

And then TMZ was able to capture these two on video in Costa Rica.  Together.  At a hotel where they were meeting so that Spencer could “give back her dogs”.  Like they couldn’t do that in LA.  But things between them don’t look unpleasant.  In fact, they look pretty comfy.  This video casts a lot of doubt on this whole situation.  You can’t tell me that you would be civil enough with a man who is threatening to release a sex tape, starring you, to sit along side him in a golf cart.  Please!

This whole plan is hinged on the public believing these two hate one another.  I am not sure what I am more amazed at.  That anyone would actually want to see this sex tape.  Or that this whole thing is a big act just to stay famous.  How INSANE is that?

Maybe I owe you a London Fog, Tan.

Tanya: Sure this isn’t an old photo? She looks less plastic and he looks less crazy. The best part of this whole sex tape nonsense is that the tape isn’t with Spencer, it’s Heidi and some Playboy Bunnies (supposedly). Now, there is a huge chance this tape does not exist and it’s all a publicity stunt. BUT these two are soooo attention starved that I wouldn’t be surprised if the tape DOES exist, and it’s still all a publicity stunt.

Just came across this fun little quote from Heidi:

On ex Spencer Pratt selling their supposed sex tape: “I’m not aware of his filming me, but I wouldn’t put it past Spencer. He’s a sneaky guy and has little cameras everywhere that he got from China… I’m mortified at the thought that people could be looking at me naked before I had the surgery.”

What??? Mortified that people might see you BEFORE your surgery? But if it happens to be from after the surgery it’s totally cool that he taped you having sex when you didn’t even know about it?

For the last forever it seems like every week there has been some speculation about what Elin Nordegren is or isn’t getting in the divorce and it’s all seemed so speculative that I haven’t posted on any of it, but now I can finally say for sure that Tiger Woods & Elin Nordegren are officially divorced. No word on who got what but they will be sharing custody of the kiddies.

From Tiger Woods’ website:

“We are sad that our marriage is over and we wish each other the very best for the future. While we are no longer married, we are the parents of two wonderful children and their happiness has been, and will always be, of paramount importance to both of us.

“Once we came to the decision that our marriage was at an end, the primary focus of our amicable discussions has been to ensure their future well-being. The weeks and months ahead will not be easy for them as we adjust to a new family situation, which is why our privacy must be a principal concern.”

Stacey: Honestly, I am just hapy she did decide to go through with it.  No amount of money should be worth putting up with what he was up to.  And as the saying goings…a Tiger never changes his stripes

Groan.  That was bad…even for me.

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Anna Paquin & Stephen Moyer (aka Suhkeh & Bheeeeeel from True Blood) got married yesterday. This is the first marriage for both Anna Paquin & Stephen Moyer, and the couple has 2 kids from Stephen Moyer’s previous relationships.

Congrats!

(pic: Zimbio.com)

Wyclef Jean had thrown his name in for the Presidency of Haiti but apparently he can’t be President because of a small technicality: the fact that he doesn’t even live there. Wyclef moved to Brooklyn from Haiti when he was nine and now lives in New Jersey.

What’s that? You have to be a part of the society you want to step in and take control of? Dang. There goes my Presidency bid for the Galapagos.

Stacey: I don’t know why, but this totally made me laugh.  Maybe its because it seems to obvious.  Like, the Pres of the USA wouldn’t live in Canada.

My question is though, is he a citizen of Haiti?  Because if he is, that should be what matters.  He can always move back.

(pic: TimesLive)