When LeAnn Rimes first got her breast implants we sided with her because they were nice and conservative (see here for a refresher).

But this picture of LeAnn Rimes taken on Saturday seems a little more booby. Actually, a lot more booby. Not sure if she’s just wearing a super push-up bra, if she lost some more weight everywhere else (she’s a skeleton, unless she’s removing organs this is likely not what is happening) or if she got bigger implants.

Because this is LeAnn Rimes who clearly has some body issues I’m going to go with the theory that her implants got bigger which actually makes me sad for her. She wasn’t too bad to begin with but the extreme weight loss and now giant boobs make her look awful. I’m sad that she feels that she needs to do this to herself

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They drag me back in.

Stacey & I have been talking and we both kinda miss the blog… so we’re back in the game. Thanks for being patient. We just needed some time. So grab a martini and a cigarette (or a coffee and a mini-chocolate bar ’cause you’re in the afternoon slump at work) and let’s get back at it!

Better or worse than an actual photo of the Biebs?

First things first. The Justin Bieber paternity suit. Teen boy humping everything and facing the consequences or just a girl trying to cash in. My bet is on the girl trying to cash in, get some interviews and maybe her own 15 minutes of fame.

Also: we know that you’re getting all kinds of security warnings when you visit the site. This is just Firefox mean-girling us and spreading rumors. We practice safe smut and are not hosting any malicious content nor are we trying to infect you with anything. Hopefully we’ll have this fixed shortly.

Stacey: If they keep mean-girling us, I will spread all kinds of nasty rumors about them.  Thats right, I will fight fire with fire.

Sorry to play with your heart strings, peeps.  It was a heavy month last month, and a crazy few months prior to that.  I think we just needed some time away from celeb gossip to un-jade ourselves.  Because to be honest, I was feeling a little angry at all things celeb related.  Even pictures of cute celeb babies were giving me a case of the eye rolls.  But I think we can get back into it.

As far as the Bieb goes.  I was kinda hopin’ that he knocked this girl up.  Just because it would be great for gossip.  To bad she seems like she is a nutter butter. 

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I actually watched the Emmy’s last night and all I have to say is “yawn” and “WTG Modern Family”. But maybe that’s because I missed the red carpet. Apparently, Sarah Hyland from Modern Family was making fun of the way Lea Michele totally over-poses on the red carpet.

“She sticks out her collarbone to make her look skinnier and she sticks out her lips,” said Hyland as she attempted to replicate the pose.

And when she got a little heat for calling Lea out on this she said:

“I did not intend for my comments to be taken in a malicious way,” she wrote. “In no way am I jealous of Lea Michele. I’m happy with my own life and am not jealous of anyone else’s in the world.”

“I can’t take myself that seriously. I don’t like the red carpet. I feel silly. So props to her for knowing what she’s doing and enjoying it,” she continued.

“But I won’t apologize. I’m an outspoken person. I own what I said about that outfit. And I mimicked what I saw with my own two eyes,” she wrote.

So, in other words she said “I’m sorry, but you look like an idiot”. Love this. Thank you Sarah Hyland for making the Emmy’s fun

Stacey: AS much as I hate Lea Michele, this seems a little mean.  But really, its like the drama geek making fun of the cool girl in school who mean-girls everyone else (remember what Lea did to Hallie Steinfeld?) so it all comes out in the wash.  Lea can give it but she sure can’t take it.

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To answer your question pre-emptively, Tanya, I’ll stop talking about the Brad-Jen-Angie triangle when they stop talking about it.

To promote Moneyball Brad Pitt recently gave an interview with Parade Magazine and had this to say about Jen Aniston:

I spent the ‘90s trying to hide out, trying to duck the full celebrity cacophony. I started to get sick of myself sitting on a couch, holding a joint, hiding out. It started feeling pathetic. It became very clear to me that I was intent on trying to find amovie about an interesting life, but I wasn’t living an interesting life myself,” he continues. “I think that my marriage had something to do with it. Trying to pretend the marriage was something that it wasn’t.”

See.  If they wanted us to drop it they would drop it.  But they don’t.  Even after all of these years, Brad just mentioning Jen’s name caused world wide interest.  What better way to get people to talk about you and your movie than bringing up something that still gets everyone talking?

So was it kind of low class to talk about his marriage that way?  Was he trying to insinuate something?  Apparently not as Brad released this statement the following day:

It grieves me that this was interpreted this way. Jen is an incredibly giving, loving, and hilarious woman who remains my friend. It is an important relationship I value greatly. The point I was trying to make is not that Jen was dull, but that I was becoming dull to myself — and that, I am responsible for.

I don’t know what he meant by what he said or what the intention was…but to me, he is saying, I wasn’t happy.  And that is ok I guess.  He is allowed to want to be happy.  Cheating on your wife, though, isn’t ok, even if it is with your future baby mama.  But I also think he has a right to talk about his feels and not be vilified for it.  But maybe not doing it in such a public forum…what did he think was going to happen when he said that?  And because he is so in control of his image I can’t believe that was accidental.

Tanya: First things first: can we please always say “talk about his feels” instead of “talk about his feelings”? I like “feels” better.

Second: I’m on the same page with you here – if he’s going to talk about it, it’s open to talk about. It’s when the subject gets forced that I’m not cool with. Like, when Jen & her new boy are out and talking about themselves and the media are like “obviously Jen misses Brad”.

Third: I really like what Brad says here: “I was intent on trying to find amovie about an interesting life, but I wasn’t living an interesting life myself” I think that’s really cool that he’s confident enough to say that when a lot of people don’t.

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Apparently, according to TMZ, Jennifer Lopez was spotted out on a date with Bradley Cooper.

See!  What did I say?  Now that she is popular again, she needed an upgrade.  Well, that certainly is an improvement from Skeletor.

We’ll see if this goes anywhere.

PS This isn’t a picture from their date, just a random from some other time.

Tanya: Do. Not. Want. JLo is a man eater and BCoop seems like such a nice guy. This hook up makes me sad.

Random couple day.

Next up we have Ryan Gosling & Eva Mendes who were seen getting “cosy” at Disneyland over the weekend. Actually, I dig this couple. They seem like they would be fun, but still down to earth enough to actually have a real relationship.

Stacey: Eva has a real thing for co-stars.  I remember she fell really hard for Joaquin Phoenix when they worked together too.

I think I like these two together…but I am not sure yet.  They certainly look hot together.

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Sounds gross, doesn’t it? “Celine Dion’s Pastries”. Gross.

But what the story here really is about is a man who broke into Celine Dion’s house (using the house keys he found in her husband’s unlocked car) ate some of her pastries and took a bath. Looking at how skinny Celine is (this is obviously an old photo but she’s still a rail) my first impression is that any food found in her house is pretty gross. But then you remember how fat her husband is and it’s all bets off – they probably have the best pastries in Canada sitting in their pantry. Mmmmm, what I wouldn’t give for a nice chocolate croissant…

Stacey: This story is kind of scary but also a little funny.  Of all the things to do in Celine’s house (like steal stuff worth money) this dude apparently had the munchies and was a little stinky.  Hilarious.

But seriously, her husband deserves a slap in the head…leaving your house keys in your unlocked car when you are super famous is asking for trouble.  I lock my door all the time and am super careful with my keys and I am pretty sure no one wants top break into my house and eat some popcorn and take a nap.  They are very luck y something more serious happened.  

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In our “who should Jake Gyllenhaal hook up with next?” brainstorming session we didn’t see this one coming: Jake Gyllenhaal and Anna Kendrick. Here they are spotted in Vegas getting all cuddly. And for further speculation look at their hands… they’re both wearing rings on their wedding fingers. Uh-oh! Vegas wedding?

Stacey: Ugh.  *sigh* I am sorry, but there is something about Jake that is…starting to really bug me.  I can’t put my finger on it though.  And for some reason I do NOT like these two together.  I love Anna Kendrick, I just don’t like this pairing.

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Jim Carrey has always been a little unstable and his new love letter/video tribute to Emma Stone is not cute. It’s just creepy. Here’s what he says, and you can check out the video below:

I just wanted to let you know that I think you’re all the way beautiful. Not just pretty, but, you know, smart and kindhearted. And if I were a lot younger, I would marry you, and we would have chubby little freckled faced kids. We’d laugh all day long and go camping and play Yahtzee and tell ghost stories by the fire. And the sex? Everyday for the rest of your life, you would thank God that I was the appropriate age for you. But I’m not. I’m 49. I have lines on my face, sometimes a little grey in my beard, and it takes me a little longer to pee than it used to. Those are the only discernible signs of aging that I can find so far.
Anyway, I just wanted to let you know how I felt. You’re pretty special, and I wish you continued success and artistic fulfillment, but most of all, I wish you love and contentment. That’s all.

Stacey: What is most creepy is that I am pretty sure Emma is younger than Jim Carrey’s own daughter.  Icky.

(source: The Superficial)

Danny DeVito got a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame yesterday and decided to show up for the event totally shit-hammered. Check out the photos. He’s rolling on the floor, removing one shoe, grabbing his crotch and just looking totally out of it. Classy. But since he’s been playing Frank Reynolds on It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia I don’t really expect anything else.

Stacey: Who are those people with him?  His kids?  How did they get so tall?

Tanya: That’s Kaitlin Olsen & Rob McElhenney. They’re part of the cast of It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia. Does DeVito even have kids? (A quick wiki search tells me that yes, he has 3)

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