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Remember how Tanya and I couldn’t agree on James Franco’s hotness?  Well, we no longer have that problem.  Because I can no longer look at James and not see this sweater.  I close my eyes and picture him…in this sweater.  I imagine cuddling up to him…in this sweater.  I envision him taking me out to a romantic dinner at my favorite restaurant….in this sweater.

Its horrible.  And it has killed any and all quiver I had for him.

This sweater.  Forever and ever… no.

Tanya: Not a good look Mr. Franco. Instead of looking “hip” in his old man cardigan he just looks like an old man. Tis a sad day for James Franco lovers around the world :’(

(Pic: Just Jared)

This is Rosie Huntington-Whiteley. Claim to fame?  Replacing Megan Fox in the Transformers franchise.  She is a hot bitch.

But thats not important.  What is important is that this 23 year old is apparently dating I Smell Smut’s Hottest Guy, Jason Statham.

I don’t care how hot she is.  She is dating our boyfriend.  Lets hate her, ok?

Rosie.  Pfft.  What kind of name is that anyways.

Tanya: I can’t hate her for being hot, being a Victoria’s Secret model or for dating Jason Statham. Those are all awesome. And for taking over Megan Fox’s role in Transformers? Even more awesome.

And my middle name is Rose so don’t hate on it, OK?

(Just Jared)

Awwwww.  This picture warmed my cranky, crusty heart this morning so I thought I would share.

The above pic of Gavin holding Zuma and showing us why he was on our Hottest Guys list? Its killing me.

Cutest family ever.  I hope Gavin and Gwen have one more baby, a little girl.  Could you imagine how gorgeous she would be?  I would have to steal her to have as my own.

Tanya: OMG Zuma is so awesome. And Gavin being all fatherly doesn’t hurt either It seems like this family just has so much fun.

(Vid from Perez Hilton)

You know, normally the beef cake thing really doesn’t do it for me but there is something about Kellan Lutz that just drives me crazy.

Here is the video that accompanies this photo.

You’re welcome.

(PIc: Just Jared)

Some Wednesday morning yumminess from Kellan Lutz.

Holy goodness.

So. Freakin. Hot.

*drool*

Tanya: I saw these on JustJared and thought “do we post too many pics of Kellan Lutz shirtless”? I’m glad you posted them because the answer is “no”. There is no such thing as too much shirtless Kellan Lutz.

(Pic: Chinadaily.com)

Thanks to Lainey for posting this article.

Tanya, I know we fight over Colin Farrell.  I get that he just isn’t your type.  And while I love it, I understand that the fact that he can look like he hasn’t slept in a week and has been partying for the last three days totally gives you the willies.  But don’t let those things totally cloud your judgement of him because he does a lot of other things that are totally swoon worthy.

For example, Colin recently wrote this letter in support of BeLonG To, an organization that supports Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual and Transgendered (LGBT) youth.  Colin’s brother is gay and he recalls the bullying that he faced because of this.  It is a wonderful letter and a great organization to support.

After you read it, you can’t possibly tell me you don’t love him just a little bit.  And this plus this? Doesn’t that make up for the occasional greasy look a little bit?

Tanya: Colin Farrell has definitely pulled up his socks and done some really great things over the last few years to make up for being such a douche in the previous decade. I respect him more as a person, but I don’t have the slightest urge to make out with him.

(Pics: Just Jared)

Its official.  Bradley Cooper cannot dress himself.  I mean really.  What is this outfit?

Bradley ranked #7 on our Hottest Guys list.  And our big complaint was the way he dresses.  If there was every any doubt before, people, I would like to offer up exhibits A and B as proof.  Maybe this is why he is dating Renee…anyone hotter wouldn’t date someone who dresses like this…

Tanya: The worst part about the picture below is that his outfit would look pretty slick if he tucked in the other half of his shirt. There is no fix for the outfit above.

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(Pic: Just Jared)

Finally someone has figured out exactly what women want; Kellan Lutz packaged and ready to be purchased.  Like a real sized Barbie Doll.  Except more like a Ken doll.  And more anatomically correct.  Where do I get me one of these?

Ok, so maybe that’s not what they are doing here but a girl can dream can’t she?

Tanya: lol, I’m a fan of Kellan Lutz “performance testing”

(Pic: People)

And this one is for Tanya.  Here is Ryan Reynolds looking super yummy pumping gas and demonstrating why he landed on our Hottest Guys list.

Try not to get any drool on your keyboard Tanya

Tanya: Too late. It’s an automatic thing, I can’t help it. Ryan is my #1.

Ryan is supposedly going to be in a movie by himself. No other actors. At all. It reportedly about a US contractor who get buried alive in Iraq with only a cell phone and a lighter (think “Castaway” but in a coffin). I’m not sure about this. And apparently Ryan isn’t either: “I don’t know, we’ll see. It’s either going to be, you know, the greatest, most experimental cool movie ever made or god knows what.” Heh. At least he’s prepared for the reality that it might suck.

(Pic: Just Jared)

Do you remember this?  It was horrible.  Traumatizing actually.  Henry Cavill was mere days away from being crowned I Smell Smut’s Hottest Guy and then he showed up to a fashion event looking like, as Tanya put it, Nicolas Bloom the Weekend Pirate.

I has hoping HOPING that this picture was a one time occurrence, that the next time I saw Henry he would bring the quiveration hard core.  So this is the first picture I have seen of him since then.

Its a little underwhelming.

So, lets break it down.  He is showing his sexy arms, his face is perfection with those pouty, kissable lips and deep brown eyes.  But then there is that hair!  Again!  The hair is killing the quiveration.  I just can’t deal with it.

And to make things worse, in the interview that goes along with this picture he has this limp dick thing to say:

What was that?  You would rather cuddle?  Blach.  You are KILLING me here!

Has Henry lost the hot?  I think that I may be over him.  The hair + cuddling = not hot.  Sorry Henry, but I can cuddle with my dog.  I want someone a little more manly.  Not that I don’t still like him, cause I do, but maybe more as a friend than a fling.

Maybe if he loses the hair do I may be able to find him attractive again.  But until then, he is relegated to the “Friend” zone.

*sigh* I miss hot Henry.

Tanya: *tear* Oh Henry. I have a soft spot for big curly hair but Henry just doesn’t rock it as well as I think he could. Sigh! He’s still hot, but it’s just not the same anymore.