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Alright. Want to see Dakota Fanning and Kristen Stewart rocking out? Before I posted the song, but here’s the actual video for “Cherry Bomb”.

I gotta admit, I’m really feeling this movie.

(Pics: Just Jared)

Did you watch last night?  I watched.  So I figured I would do a quick round up for you peeps.  However, I won’t be doing an award by award recap so if you want to see all the winners, click here.

What did I think?  Firstly, boring!  Like, nothing about this Oscar’s stood out.  Except for maybe Neil Patrick Harris (above).

Other than that, dresses were boring, speeches were boring, Steve Martin and Alec Baldwin were really underwhelming…so over all for me, thumbs down.

Best parts for me were Sandra Bullock winning for Best Actress.  Seriously, that girl is so amazing.  Second, Ryan Bingham, won for best original song, got up on stage and thanked his wife saying “I love you more than rainbows, baby”.  It sounds cheesy, but in his sexy southern drawl, I almost died.  I can’t find the video otherwise I would show you.  And they were making fun of it on the radio this morning, but I don’t care.  I wish someone loved me more than rainbows.

Favorite dresses, Jennifer Lopez and Maggie Gyllenhaal.  I know you guys don’t like Maggie but I love her and her dress.

Least favorite, Sarah Jessica Parker and Zoe Saldana.

Hottest guys…Jeff Bridges and Robert Downey Jr.

Most annoying moments.  Ben Stiller in Avatar get up trying to be funny but mostly just being a jack ass.  And the crazy red headed woman who hijacked the Short Film winners speech.

So, that’s it, peeps.  I won’t be going into much more depth than that.  Because, really, I am sure you will be sick of all the coverage by the end of the day and you may want to come her for reprieve.

Tanya: Go Sandra! She is now the first actress to win a Razzie for worst actress and an Oscar for best actress in the same year. As for the fashion: I like all of the ladies’ dresses that you posted. Even RDJ’s wife’s (her name slips me at the moment). Hottest guys Jeff Bridges & RDJ?? I don’t know about that. I’m going to have to look at some other photos.

Stacey: Ya, but all the other guys that were there were guys like Ryan Reynolds and Gerard Butler.

I liked Sam Worthington but I couldn’t find a great picture of him.  And Keanu Reeves but he was only on there for a moment.

And whats wrong with RDJ?  He was on our Hottest Guys list…

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Who was the worst of the worst in 2009? The list below was our predictions with the winners bolded. Stacey – you picked a lot of those correctly. Are you secretly part of the committee?

WORST PICTURE OF 2009
“All About Steve” T’s vote
“G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra”
“Land of the Lost” S’s Vote
“Old Dogs”
“Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen” (a.k.a. “Trannies, Too”)

WORST ACTOR OF 2009
All Three Jonas Brothers, “Jonas Brothers: The 3-D Concert Experience” – S’s Vote
Will Ferrell, “Land of the Lost” T’s vote
Steve Martin, “Pink Panther 2″
Eddie Murphy, “Imagine That”
John Travolta, “Old Dogs”

WORST ACTRESS Of 2009
Beyonce, “Obsessed”
Sandra Bullock, “All About Steve” T’s vote
Myley Cyrus, “Hannah Montana: The Movie”
Megan Fox, “Jennifer’s Body” and “Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen”
Sarah Jessica Parker, “Did You Hear About the Morgans?” – S’s Vote

WORST SCREEN COUPLE OF 2009
Any Two (or More) Jonas Brothers, “The Jonas Brothers 3-D Concert Experience” – S’s Vote
Sandra Bullock and Bradley Cooper, “All About Steve”
Will Ferrell and any co-star, Creature or “Comic Riff,” “Land of the Lost” T’s vote
Shia Lebouf & Either Megan Fox or Any Transformer, “Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen”
Kristin Stewart and either Robert Pattinson or Taylor Whatz-His-Fang, “Twilight Saga: New Moon”

WORST SUPPORTING ACTRESS OF 2009
Candice Bergen, “Bride Wars”
Ali Larter, “Obsessed”
Sienna Miller, “G.I. Joe” – S’s Vote
Kelly Preston,”Old Dogs”
Julie White (as Mom), “Trannies, Too” T’s vote

WORST SUPPORTING ACTOR OF 2009
Billy Ray Cyrus, “Hannah Montana: The Movie” – S’s Vote
Hugh Hefner (as himself), “Miss March” T’s vote – this is a tough category. I haven’t seen “Miss March” but I can imagine that Heff’s poopy face is worse than Pattinson’s
Robert Pattinson, “Twilight Saga: New Moon”
Jorma Taccone (as Cha-Ka), “Land of the Lost”
Marlon Wayans, “G.I. Joe”

WORST REMAKE, RIP-OFF OR SEQUEL (COMBINED CATEGORY FOR 2009)
“G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra”
“Land of the Lost” S’s Vote
“Pink Panther 2″ (A Rip-Off of a Sequel to a Remake) T’s vote
“Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen”
“Twilight Saga: New Moon”

WORST DIRECTOR OF 2009
Michael Bay, “Trannies, Too”
Walt Becker, “Old Dogs” T’s vote
Brad Silberling, “Land of the Lost” – S’s Vote
Stephen Sommers, “G.I. Joe”
Phil Traill, “All About Steve”

WORST SCREENPLAY OF 2009
“All About Steve,” screenplay by Kim Barker T’s vote
“G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra,” screenplay by Stuart Beattie and David Elliot & Paul Lovett, based on Hasbro’s G.I. Joe Characters.
“Land of the Lost,” written by Chris Henchy & Dennis McNicholas, based on Sid & Marty Krofft’s TV series – S’s Vote
“Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen,” written By Ehren Kruger & Roberto Orci & Alex Kurtzman, based on Hasbro’s Transformers Action Figures
“Twilight Saga: New Moon,” screenplay by Melissa Rosenberg, based on the novel by Stephenie Meyer

WORST PICTURE OF THE DECADE (3 SPECIAL 30TH RAZZIE-VERSARY AWARDZ)
“Battlefield Earth” (2000) — Nominated for 10 Razzies, “winner” of 8 (including Worst Drama of Our First 25 Years)
“Freddy Got Fingered” (2001) — Nominated for nine Razzies, “winner” of five T’s vote
“Gigli” (2003) — Nominated for 10 Razzies, winner of seven (including Worst Comedy of Our First 25 Years) – S’s Vote
“I Know Who Killed Me” (2007) — Nominated for nine Razzies, “winner” of eight
“Swept Away” (2002) — Nominated for nine Razzies, “winner” of five

WORST ACTOR OF THE DECADE
Ben Affleck — (Nominated for nine “achievements,”winner” of two Razzies) “Daredevil,” “Gigli,” “Jersey Girl,” “Paycheck,” “Pearl Harbor,” “Surviving Christmas”
Eddie Murphy — (Nominated for 12 “achievements,” “winner” of three Razzies) “Adventures of Pluto Nash,” “I Spy,” “Imagine That,” “Meet Dave,” “Norbit,” “Showtime”
Mike Myers — (Nominated for four “achievements,” “winner” of two Razzies), “Cat in the Hat,” “The Love Guru”
Rob Schneider — (Nominated for six “achievements,” “winner” of one Razzie) “The Animal,” “Benchwarmers,” “Deuce Bigalo: European Gigolo,” “Grandma’s Boy,” “The Hot Chick,” “I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry,” “Little Man,” “Little Nicky”
John Travolta — (Nominated for six “achievements,” “winner” of the Razzies) “Battlefield Earth,” “Domestic Disturbance,” “Lucky Numbers,” “Old Dogs,” “Swordfish”

WORST ACTRESS OF THE DECADE
Mariah Carey – (The Single Biggest Individual Vote Getter of the Decade: 70+% Of ALL Votes For Worst Actress Of 2001), “Glitter”
Paris Hilton (Nominated for five “Achievements,” “Winner” of four Razzies) “The Hottie & The Nottie,” “House of Whacks,” “Repo: The Genetic Opera” S’s Vote
Lindsay Lohan — (Nominated for five “achievements,” “winner” of three Razzies) “Herbie Fully Loaded,” “I Know Who Killed Me,” “Just My Luck”
Jennifer Lopez — (Nominated for nine “achievements,” “winner” of two Razzies) “Angel Eyes,” “Enough,” “Gigli,” “Jersey Girl,” “Maid in Manhattan,” “Monster-in-Law,” “The Wedding Planner” T’s vote
Madonna — (Nominated for six “achievements,” “winner” of four Razzies) “Die Another Day,” “The Next Best Thing,” “Swept Away”

And for fun, here’s Sandra Bullock’s acceptance speech:

In The Runaways Kristen Stewart and Dakota Fanning do a bunch of the singing. I’ll admit that I had low expectations. Could they really pull it off?

Check it out. WAY better than expected.

Here’s Johnny Depp, Anne Hathaway, Mia Wasikowska, Michael Sheen, Tim Burton and Helena Bonham Carter premiering Alice in Wonderland in Paris.

According to the cast it’s ‘kid friendly’ and Helena says her 2yr old didn’t find it scary at all, and Johnny Depp said his kids (Lily-Rose & Jack) “loved every character. They weren’t freaked out by it whatsoever.” I don’t know how much I trust these guys kids. I’ve seen how Helena and Tim dress on a daily basis (same as these photos but more black) so they’re probably not afraid of much.

That said, what’s up with Helena Bonham Carter’s shoes? Did she have to walk to the premiere or do you think she bought them that way? “Do you have these ones in a muddy cream?” I have a strange feeling that she made them that way. Bought some new shoes, then wore them in some puddles to get a ‘unique’ effect. Helena, if we’re the same size I’ve got some old dirty shoes you can borrow for premieres. Not even borrow, you can just keep them.

But I do love her Queen of Hearts clutch, and she has some hearts on her dress too. This is custom made ‘hot mess’ specifically for the premiere. I’m excited to see what she wears to the next premieres. Love Anne Hathaway & Mia Wasikowska’s dresses. And I have to say that Michael Sheen is really growing on me as an actor.

Stacey: I would love to be a fly on the wall in her seamstresses studio…”She wants me to make what?  But she will look like a homeless bag lady.  What?  Thats the point?  Ok, I guess I can make something kinda like that”. 

And for the record I love how Johnny Depp dresses…LOVE!

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(pics: Socialite Life)

It is now being reported as “definitive” that Breaking Down (typo, I’m keeping it) will be made into 2 movies. I’m not sure when they’re going to start shooting, but I think they’d do it soon because it’s such a money train and you don’t want to lose your audience.

Honestly, I’m not that excited for 2 movies. There was so much stuff in Breaking Dawn that I would have cut that I think it could be made into one movie. And I don’t know if I’m ready to commit to that yet. There are some series where committing to several 3 hour movies is OK because they transport you to somewhere so different that it’s an adventure (LOTR, Harry Potter) but to spend all the time with Edward & Bella? I’m underwhelmed.

Stacey: I think now that I am not in love with Taylor I feel less in love with Twilight in general.  Has my craze passed?

(Story: Celebitchy, Pic: aceshowbiz.com)

We so called this didn’t we?  How long did it take?  2 and a half months?

Johnny Depp and Angelina Jolie signed on to do a movie called The Tourist which in it they apparently play lovers.

I love Star sometimes.  They are so brazen and outrageous.

My favorite part of the cover? “First she stole Brad from Jen, now its…Angie and Johnny!

Oh please.  I don’t buy this for one second.  Johnny would never do this to his partner and the mother of his children, Vanessa Paradis who is way cooler and way more suited to Johnny.

Not that I would put it past Angie either.  When she married Billy Bob Thornton he was still engaged to Laura Dern and we all know (and are sick to death) of the Brad/Jen situation.  DO you remember the from the Mr & Mrs Smith set about her not wearing underwear during sex scenes and what not with Brad?  Please.  She so would!

And not that I totally believe all the break up rumors that have been circulating but Angie seems fickle.  And Brad is starting to look old.  And Johnny is Johnny.  What woman wouldn’t want to be with him?  At any rate, it will be interesting to see where this one goes.  Could be fun!

Tanya: Alright. I really don’t think Angie would just up and leave Brad for a co-star. She’s got all those kids too. I think she’d probably do it the PR friendly way and break up the family FIRST before moving on with the costar. Something Brad didn’t do so well which is why we’re STILL talking about it. If Brad & Jen just called it off, and then Brad & Angie came out like 6 months later (after a few solo appearances at events) people would forgive and wouldn’t dwell on it.

It’s almost time for Oscar nominations which means it’s time for the Razzies! While the Oscars recognize the best, the Razzies give due credit to the worst. And since we love to hate on things, lets check out the list of nominees and make predictions!

WORST PICTURE OF 2009
“All About Steve” T’s vote – I haven’t even seen this, but I’ve seen the trailer and that was enough to know.
“G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra”
“Land of the Lost” S’s Vote
“Old Dogs”
“Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen” (a.k.a. “Trannies, Too”)

WORST ACTOR OF 2009
All Three Jonas Brothers, “Jonas Brothers: The 3-D Concert Experience” – S’s Vote
Will Ferrell, “Land of the Lost” T’s vote
Steve Martin, “Pink Panther 2″
Eddie Murphy, “Imagine That”
John Travolta, “Old Dogs”

WORST ACTRESS Of 2009
Beyonce, “Obsessed”
Sandra Bullock, “All About Steve” T’s vote
Myley Cyrus, “Hannah Montana: The Movie”
Megan Fox, “Jennifer’s Body” and “Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen”
Sarah Jessica Parker, “Did You Hear About the Morgans?” – S’s Vote

WORST SCREEN COUPLE OF 2009
Any Two (or More) Jonas Brothers, “The Jonas Brothers 3-D Concert Experience” – S’s Vote
Sandra Bullock and Bradley Cooper, “All About Steve”
Will Ferrell and any co-star, Creature or “Comic Riff,” “Land of the Lost” T’s vote
Shia Lebouf & Either Megan Fox or Any Transformer, “Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen”
Kristin Stewart and either Robert Pattinson or Taylor Whatz-His-Fang, “Twilight Saga: New Moon”

WORST SUPPORTING ACTRESS OF 2009
Candice Bergen, “Bride Wars”
Ali Larter, “Obsessed”
Sienna Miller, “G.I. Joe” – S’s Vote
Kelly Preston,”Old Dogs”
Julie White (as Mom), “Trannies, Too” T’s vote

WORST SUPPORTING ACTOR OF 2009
Billy Ray Cyrus, “Hannah Montana: The Movie” – S’s Vote
Hugh Hefner (as himself), “Miss March” T’s vote – this is a tough category. I haven’t seen “Miss March” but I can imagine that Heff’s poopy face is worse than Pattinson’s
Robert Pattinson, “Twilight Saga: New Moon”
Jorma Taccone (as Cha-Ka), “Land of the Lost”
Marlon Wayans, “G.I. Joe”

WORST REMAKE, RIP-OFF OR SEQUEL (COMBINED CATEGORY FOR 2009)
“G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra”
“Land of the Lost” S’s Vote
“Pink Panther 2″ (A Rip-Off of a Sequel to a Remake) T’s vote
“Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen”
“Twilight Saga: New Moon”

WORST DIRECTOR OF 2009
Michael Bay, “Trannies, Too”
Walt Becker, “Old Dogs” T’s vote
Brad Silberling, “Land of the Lost” – S’s Vote
Stephen Sommers, “G.I. Joe”
Phil Traill, “All About Steve”

WORST SCREENPLAY OF 2009
“All About Steve,” screenplay by Kim Barker T’s vote
“G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra,” screenplay by Stuart Beattie and David Elliot & Paul Lovett, based on Hasbro’s G.I. Joe Characters.
“Land of the Lost,” written by Chris Henchy & Dennis McNicholas, based on Sid & Marty Krofft’s TV series – S’s Vote
“Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen,” written By Ehren Kruger & Roberto Orci & Alex Kurtzman, based on Hasbro’s Transformers Action Figures
“Twilight Saga: New Moon,” screenplay by Melissa Rosenberg, based on the novel by Stephenie Meyer

WORST PICTURE OF THE DECADE (3 SPECIAL 30TH RAZZIE-VERSARY AWARDZ)
“Battlefield Earth” (2000) — Nominated for 10 Razzies, “winner” of 8 (including Worst Drama of Our First 25 Years)
“Freddy Got Fingered” (2001) — Nominated for nine Razzies, “winner” of five T’s vote
“Gigli” (2003) — Nominated for 10 Razzies, winner of seven (including Worst Comedy of Our First 25 Years) – S’s Vote
“I Know Who Killed Me” (2007) — Nominated for nine Razzies, “winner” of eight
“Swept Away” (2002) — Nominated for nine Razzies, “winner” of five

WORST ACTOR OF THE DECADE
Ben Affleck — (Nominated for nine “achievements,”winner” of two Razzies) “Daredevil,” “Gigli,” “Jersey Girl,” “Paycheck,” “Pearl Harbor,” “Surviving Christmas”
Eddie Murphy — (Nominated for 12 “achievements,” “winner” of three Razzies) “Adventures of Pluto Nash,” “I Spy,” “Imagine That,” “Meet Dave,” “Norbit,” “Showtime”
Mike Myers — (Nominated for four “achievements,” “winner” of two Razzies), “Cat in the Hat,” “The Love Guru”
Rob Schneider — (Nominated for six “achievements,” “winner” of one Razzie) “The Animal,” “Benchwarmers,” “Deuce Bigalo: European Gigolo,” “Grandma’s Boy,” “The Hot Chick,” “I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry,” “Little Man,” “Little Nicky”
John Travolta — (Nominated for six “achievements,” “winner” of the Razzies) “Battlefield Earth,” “Domestic Disturbance,” “Lucky Numbers,” “Old Dogs,” “Swordfish”
T’s vote – Eddie Murphy and Mike Myers tie due to constantly playing all of the characters in their own movies (and using the same characters over and over and over.

S’s Vote – I am going to have to say Eddie Murphy for the same reasons as Tanya.  But not Mike Myers.  I love Mike Myers.  And whats with the Ben Affleck hate?

WORST ACTRESS OF THE DECADE
Mariah Carey – (The Single Biggest Individual Vote Getter of the Decade: 70+% Of ALL Votes For Worst Actress Of 2001), “Glitter”
Paris Hilton (Nominated for five “Achievements,” “Winner” of four Razzies) “The Hottie & The Nottie,” “House of Whacks,” “Repo: The Genetic Opera” S’s Vote
Lindsay Lohan — (Nominated for five “achievements,” “winner” of three Razzies) “Herbie Fully Loaded,” “I Know Who Killed Me,” “Just My Luck”
Jennifer Lopez — (Nominated for nine “achievements,” “winner” of two Razzies) “Angel Eyes,” “Enough,” “Gigli,” “Jersey Girl,” “Maid in Manhattan,” “Monster-in-Law,” “The Wedding Planner” T’s vote
Madonna — (Nominated for six “achievements,” “winner” of four Razzies) “Die Another Day,” “The Next Best Thing,” “Swept Away”

Tanya: Phew! Those are some tough choices. It’s really a comparison of the “lesser” of the evils on this one.

Stacey: Its especially hard when I haven’t seen all the movies.  But I guess that can also be an indicator of how bad it truly is.

Jonathan Rhys Meyers and John Travolta are in a movie together that probably no one will ever see. Here they are premiering it last night.

I gotta say that I like JRM in the glasses. It’s a good look for him. Makes him look a little more… sane? Sober? Non-lemurish? Guess I don’t really have a nice way to put it so let’s just say that “Jonathan Rhys Meyers looks great in glasses, while standing next to John Travolta”.

Stacey: I like JRM, but much like the Colin Farrell attraction, it kind of has to do with the fact that he is a little crazy, dirty, and has partied way too hard. Sometimes I just like them worn.

I will definitley NOT be seeing this movie.  Mostly because John Travolta scares me.  Have you seen the stills?  I can’t handle his big, bald head with the goatee and earring.  Its just too much.

(Pic: Socialite Life)

Gone with the Wind still pwns Avatar when it comes to ticket sales

Yesterday I posted that Avatar is #1. Today I would like to retract that statement. True, if you look at the gross international ticket sales it is #1.

1. Avatar (2009) $1,846,179,737
2. Titanic (1997) $1,835,300,000
3. The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King (2003) $1,129,219,252
4. Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest (2006) $1,060,332,628
5. The Dark Knight (2008) $1,001,921,825

BUT international sales weren’t very well tracked until recently so those numbers are a little skewed.

A more accurate comparison would be domestic ticket sales as those have been well monitored for many, many years. In that comparison Avatar is now #2.

1. Titanic  $600,788,188 1997
2. Avatar  $558,179,737 2009
3. The Dark Knight  $533,345,358 2008
4. Star Wars  $460,998,007 1977
5. Shrek 2  $441,226,247 2004

BUT if you account for inflation (and really, why wouldn’t you?) that list changes again.

1. Gone with the Wind $1,507,252,900
2. Star Wars $1,328,772,200
3. The Sound of Music $1,062,418,700
4. E.T.: The Extra-Terrestrial $1,058,233,300
5. The Ten Commandments $977,260,000

BUT this still only counts for money made and not for the actual number of tickets sold. Students & kids pay less for tickets but still fill theatres and on the flip side if you sell your tickets for $5 more than every other movie (*cough* Avatar) you’re gross sales will be higher, but the number of people who actually went to see your movie could be dramatically less. So if we take the number of actual ticket sales into account we have this list of the Top 5 Selling Movies:

1. “Gone With the Wind” (1939) 202,044,600
2. “Star Wars” (1977) 178,119,600
3. “The Sound of Music” (1965) 142,415,400
4. “E.T.: The Extra-Terrestrial” (1982) 141,854,300
5. “The Ten Commandments” (1956) 131,000,000

If you’re counting ticket sales, Avatar is #26. Still impressive, but not as impressive. For the full top 20 movie of all time by ticket sales head on over to THR.

Stacey: While that is all really interesting (thanks for compiling the info, Tanya) I would have to say that Avatar is the best movie on any of those lists.  I know we can’t grade that, because it is all opinion, but Avatar is my fav.  And that’s really what matters, right?

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