I Smell Smut

Alright. Want to see Dakota Fanning and Kristen Stewart rocking out? Before I posted the song, but here’s the actual video for “Cherry Bomb”.

I gotta admit, I’m really feeling this movie.

(Pic: Just Jared)

You don’t see much of Lenny Kravitz these days but when you do, boy, he looks good.

Lenny is still one hot peice.  Even after all these years.  And while I am not really a fan of his music, I can appreciate his longevity.

Here is Lenny with his daughter, Zoe, and Taraji P Hanson at the Independent Spirit Awards.

PS.  How beautiful is his daughter?

Tanya: Zoe got the hot gene from both her parents (Lisa Bonet is her mom). I’m not a fan of Lenny Kravitz’s music either, but he is hot. He definitely need to be in the running for our 2010 Hot Guys list.

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Please accept these preemptive apologies for subjecting you to the pain that your eyes are surely enduring.

But seriously…What the F?

This is Courtney Love at a fashion show (???) in Milan earlier this week.

You know, I am not even convinced this is a real person.

Its like looking at the Ghosts of Surgeries Past or something.  Yikes!

Tanya: AHHHHHHHH! *shudder* I had to decrease the size of this picture a bit because it was too much. It’s still too much. I’m going to have to crawl in one of those cave-sized pores and take a nap to recover.

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In The Runaways Kristen Stewart and Dakota Fanning do a bunch of the singing. I’ll admit that I had low expectations. Could they really pull it off?

Check it out. WAY better than expected.

Thank you OK Go! for making a new video to help me kill a Tuesday afternoon

Stacey:  I have no idea who this band is.  Never heard of them before.

This post is for Megan, who hooked me up with a Vampire Weekend ticket and made my husband a little bit jealous <3

In this video you will find a Jonas brother, a drunk Jake Gyllenhaal, some astronauts, Little John Lil Jon, some running mascara and a high ratio of redheads. (and RZA!!! How did I not catch that the Matrix style ref is RZA??)

And for the record: if I was given the chance to have Little John Lil Jon be my tennis coach I’d take it.

This is a total throw-back video and I love it Well done Rihanna!

All the celebs were out to promote Valentine’s Daylast night and most of them are looking super hot. Most of them except Bradley Cooper who must have thought his stubble was thick enough that no one would notice if he stopped the bronzer just into his facial hair line. The only other explanation I have for this is that maybe it’s a tan line from a bandanna he was wearing over his mouth while he was out robbing trains old school style. Also on the topic of Bradley Cooper, he totally reminds me of Robin Williams in the photo below.

Stacey: What is UP with Jessica Biel’s dress?  Is she aware it is a movie premier and not a casting call for The Little Mermaid?  Or some weird bird enthusiast party.  Its just too much.  Ick.  I love Jennifer Garner’s dress though. Looks great on her!  Not so hot on Anne Hathaway’s though.  It’s the color.  Just for the record, peeps, my love affair with Taylor Lautner is officially.  No thanks to Lainey.  She ruined him forever for me.  Really.

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(pics: Socialite Life)

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Ok ok.  I will be the first to admit that I think Russell Brand is totally gross.  Beyond gross, actually.  And I was the first to jump all over how silly I thought it was that Katy Perry, who is totally cute, was dating him and now engaged to him.

But I will also be the first to admit when I am wrong on something.  So, as much as it pains me to say it, I have something to confess…Russell and Katy are kinda sorta starting to grow on me.  They are kind of cute together, hey?  They seem like they are genuinely into each other and they actually seem like the might be a  really good match.

And as much as I think Russell dresses like a total wanker, I kind of like this outfit.  And I like them together.  They compliment each other.

With all that being said, I am going to have to ask Russell to back away from the man heels.  They are just too much.

Tanya: I think it’s cute how instead of coordinating colours or textures of their outfits they coordinated their plunging necklines. Awww!

Stacey: I am just happy her chest isn’t as hairy as his.  That would have been frightening.

(Pic: Just Jared)

Oh wait.  That’s not a blond Gene Simmons.  Are we sure?

Upon double checking, it appears that the person in this picture is Ke$ha (yup, that really is a money sign in her name).  Ummmm, who is she?

Oh.  That person who does that incredibly annoying song, Tik Tok.  I see.

What exactly is going on in this picture?  Why is she dressed like that?

Oh I get it.  This girl makes crappy, generic pop music and the only way to make herself standout otherwise is to dress like a total dill hole.  Predictable and slightly pretentious.

This is the girl that is topping the music charts right now?  I am sad for the future of music.

Tanya: For the record your name is now $t@c3y because symbols instead of letters is totally where it’s at. Ke$ha’s shoes look a little unstable there. They should probably have some sort of strap to hold them on.

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