I Smell Smut

How to get men to almost look you in the eye.

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Child star Corey Haim was found dead this morning in his California apartment of an apparent drug overdose.

You may remember Corey from The Lost Boys (one of my personal favs).

And while I know it is very popular for Hollywood types to write each other off and then when one passes away suddenly everyone was their friend and they stand up and say what great people they were, I am going to go another direction.

Yes, it is sad that he died.  38 is so young to go.  But I have a hard time feeling sorry for these young stars who are given ever opportunity in the world to succeed and have a life that most of us only dream of and then they squander it away and eventually die of a drug over dose.

I hope all the young stars out there are paying attention to this *ahem* Lindsay Lohan *ahem* because this is a path that each and every one of them can find themselves on if they don’t take care of themselves.

So sad.

Tanya: I was reading on TMZ that he had battled prescription drug addiction in the past. Also, Rick James died in the same building.

Sad day.

Alright, I know we don’t post the Kardashian’s very much here but this is important.

See this guy above?

Christian Bale 2.0.

Not Christian Bale the actor that we love, but the douchy characters he’s played over the years rolled into one.

American Psycho + the “racist killer” from Shaft = this guy.

Stacey: Totally!  Actually, I see Christian Bale + Zach Efron here.  But at least Christian Bale in American Phsyco is hot.  This guy is so not.

(pic: I’m Not Obsessed)

I’ve been staring at this photo of Madonna and Demi Moore for the last 10 minutes and I can’t look away. I’m not sure if its because of their eyes, cheek bones or “warm embrace” but it’s creepy. Seriously. Take a moment to really look at it and tell me you don’t feel a little hollow inside.

Can Madonna suck out my youth through the monitor? :’(

Stacey: I feel oddly drawn to yet repulsed by this picture.  Honestly, Demi scares me more.

Is Britney Spears carrying a Haagen Dazs cup??

Cup + ice cream = milkshake.

If Haagen Dazs is making milkshakes, count me in!!!

(pic: Socialite Life)

(Pic: Just Jared)

Who is this delicate flower of a woman?  Can it really be who I think it is?

It is!  Its Amber Rose.  I almost didn’t recognize her.  Especially since I am so used to seeing her dressed like this.

She almost looks presentable.

Tanya: Amber Rose, I am impressed.

Jimmy Kimmel and the Handsome Men’s Club. Super funny but a little long, so when you’ve got 10 minutes check it out

So funny:

Gabourey Sidibe was giving an interview on the red carpet and when the interviewer asked her about Gerard Butler she said  “He’s kinda sexy, I’d hit that.”

And as Gerard leaned in to shake her hand, Billy asked Gabby if he really heard her correctly.

“I kinda said, ‘I’d hit that.’ I’m not ashamed,” she said as Gerard heard her words for the first time, reacting with a shock of delight. “I’d hit that. I’m sorry.”

“I’m here, I’m available,” Gerard said after he composed himself from the proposition from the Best Actress nominee. “Let’s go!”’

“Let’s grab a bottle of champagne and see where the night goes,” Gabourey replied.

LOL!

Stacey: That is pretty funny.  Who actually says that to the person they are talking about?  I would like to see one of these guys actually follow through on their promise to Gabby.  Well, not maybe SEE is, but you know what I mean.

Forget botox, hair dye, and face lifts. THIS is how I want to age.

Stacey: Totally.  She is gorgeous. 

(pics: JustJared & Socialite Life)

Vanessa Hudgens & Zac Efron have been dating since High School Musical 1  (I think… I’m too lazy to check that so correct me in the comments if I’m wrong) and I always kinda rolled my eyes at them and figured it was just a publicity thing. Well, it’s been like 5 years (also just a guess) and they’re still going strong. Here they are at the Vanity Fair party.

Vanessa & Zac. They’re young, they’re hot, they’re gaining some authenticity and they’re growing on me

(pic: JustJared)

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