Just the other day Stacey was lamenting how we don’t have enough Jason Statham on the site these days. Problem solved! Mr Statham has a new movie coming out called 13 and promote it he’s on the cover of this month’s Men’s Fitness. Yum.

I hate to say it but the cover shot makes him look… old. And I guess he is old (quick Google check) he’s 38 this year.

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Jerry Lewis has just proved that he totally crazy…or totally awesome, I can’t decide.

When interviewed by Inside Edition, he had this to say about Lindsay Lohan:

“I’d smack her in the mouth if I saw her,”….I would smack her in the mouth and be arrested for abusing a woman!”

“I would say, “You deserve this and nothing else’ … WHACK! And then, if she’s not satisfied, I’d put her over my knee and SPANK her!”

“[It's] the same thing with Paris Hilton,” … “Those children are begging for help. What they’re doing is saying, ‘I’m f-ed up, can you help me?’

Honestly, I am not sure if this is funny or brilliant.  And I know that the Lohans are going to have something to say about this, but he is just saying what we are all thinking and wishing we could do.

Old people are hilarious.

Tanya: I’m going to have to go with “crazy” on this one.

Oh Dlisted.  Sometimes this website has the funniest sh*t on it.

This video included.

(Pic: Celebslam)

Here is Kelly Osbourne leaving her performance with the Pussy Cat Dolls looking thin and happy and healthy.

Is it just me or does she have a freakishly large head?  Like it doesn’t look like it fits on her body?  Which isn’t being helped by that oddly large and bedazzled hat.

For funsies, I would like to draw your attention for a moment to the gentleman to her left.  Photo bomb!

Tanya: Her head was large to begin with and now that she’s so skinny it looks ginormous. See, not all people binge eat when they have a breakup.

(Pic: Just Jared)

Here’s a little bit of Katy Perry to brighten your day.  Look how pretty!

Tanya: I don’t know if any of you care about the music industry but it’s something that’s always been of fascination to me. Especially when the recording industry sh*t the bed and decided that they didn’t need to change their distribution model to come into line with the fact that people don’t buy hard copy albums anymore. Well, now they’re starting to realize that they’ve made a huge mistake. Katy Perry’s album came out last week and debuted at #1. They expected her to sell “anywhere from 300,000 to 700,000 units, with most figuring the album would scan about 400,000″ but she really only sold 192,000 hard copy albums (“scans”). To put that into perspective in 2003 50 Cent’s debut album Get Rich or Die Tryin’ scanned 872,000 in it’s first week.

Katy Perry’s digital downloads this week = 689,000 albums.

Do you think the record companies will start to change their distribution method now? I doubt it. They’re still going to hang on to CDs until it runs them into the ground.

(source: Billboard)

Thanks to Cory for sending this video my way.  It literally made my day.  It is pretty much the most amazing thing I have ever seen.

Comment from Cory: “I like watching dogs act like people”.

Tanya: I’m not sure if I’m more embarrassed for the dog or the man. I could only make it through 40 seconds of this.

(Pic: Celebitchy)

When Kat Von D was asked whether her boyfriend of 5 minutes was “the one”, her answer was:

“I believe he is, so yeah”

You know who else who thought he was “the one”?  His ex-wife Sandra Bullock whom he cheated on a million times with women skankier than Tiger Woods’ hos.  While I believe people can change…good luck with that one.

Tanya: *GAG* The “one”? Possibly the “one” who will treat you nice and make you feel special until you realise that he’s boning a bunch of other girls on the side.

But maybe they are a perfect match. Good for them if they are. Then JJ can stop messing around with other peoples lives.

(Just Jared)

And just because we don’t get enough of our #1 Hottest Guy, here is a picutre of Jason Statham out and about with his girlfiend…I am too lazy to check up her name but she’s that girl that I decided we should hate but somebody, not naming names (Tanya), wouldn’t go along with me….

….*side eye*….

Anyways, isn’t he hot?  He is.

Tanya: He is. For sure. But that’s not a good reason to hate Rosie.

Stacey: She’s dating a boy I like.  I know its super high schoolish but if that isn’t a good reason for hating someone than I don’t know what is.

(Pics: Just Jared, Socialite Life)

Dude.  This isn’t helping your claim that you want to be taken seriously as an actor and known less as a beef cake.  If you don’t want to be considred a beef cake, start wearing a shirt.

Or don’t.  Thats fine with me too.

Tanya: Stacey, we’re awesome. I was just writing the EXACT same post. Here it is:

Kellan Lutz wants us to look past the beefiness and take him seriously as an actor so we stop asking him to take his shirt off all the time. Oh Kellan, just taking your shirt off and walking around showing off your muscles will get us to stop asking (because we don’t have to) but it’s not going to stop us from thinking your a piece of meat. This kid’s body is amazing.

Truth: I kinda feel like a dirty perv objectifying Kellan so much. If we were a bunch of dudes telling women they should probably keep their shirts off because that’s why they’re getting work do you think we’d get called out on it? It’s not really fair that we’re allowed to objectify men AND women so freely, but I’m going to take advantage of this disparity.

Stacey: Hehe, we ARE awesome.  Two double posts in two weeks.  That has to be some kind of a record.

And I don’t feel bad for one moment for objectifying Kellan.  If he really didn’t want to be “an object” he wouldn’t be a willing participant (ie walking around with his shirt off 80% of the time).

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Demi Moore is the same age as my mother. Seeing a woman my mom’s age taking photos of herself in the mirror to post on the internet makes me sad. It’s like when you see 14 yr olds showing off their newly sprouted boobs on MySpace or Facebook. Yes you have a cute body, but your not an appropriate age to be doing this.

Stacey: What is up with Demi right now?  Is she going through a mid life crisis or something?  First there was this, then the dancing and now these inappropriate pictures?  Ashton, get control of your woman, yo!

It must be hard for Demi because really, her body is the only thing that keeps her remotely relevant.  I mean, what was the last movie she did?  But she is starting to remind me of those Real House Wives of where ever which is sad.

(pic: Socialite Life)