But I’m not overly surprised that he is trying to kill himself. My husband probably would too if I went out in toe shoes like that. They’re a cool idea but they look stupid. I think they’d be fun to try but whenever I point them out in a store I get a giant “NO”. And honestly, I’d be embarrassed if I was photographed out and about wearing them.

(pic: I’m Not Obsessed)

But seriously, can any of the other celeb even compete with this – a Bieber mustache?! I didn’t even notice it when I was looking at the other AMA pics yesterday because, let’s me honest here, it’s a pretty weak ‘stache. I bet he’s been working on it a few weeks too.

Staring at his face makes me wonder about his facial hair – do you think he waxes between his brows? And do you think he is freshly shaven? I was under the impression that he doesn’t have any facial hair at all but this ‘stache blows that out of the water.

Unless it’s fake…

Stacey: Mustache?  I don’t see a mustache.

(pic: Dlisted)

In other Jolie news, I read today that she’s taking Pax to Vietnam so he can hang out with his grandmother. I think that’s pretty cool.

Stacey: While I like the pink, her skinny arms are the FIRST thing I noticed.  How can those arms list a child?  They are so thin!  Maybe instead of trying to feed orphans in foreign countries (which is very noble), she should feed herself.  Yikes!

(pic: Dlisted)

Do you watch Parks & Recreation? If not, you should. It’s super funny. And while all the characters on it have their own charm, one who stands out for me is Adam Scott. “Who?” you might be asking yourself, the guy in the photo. Duh.

This photo is not great. This is Adam arriving to a comedy event that paid honour to Amy Poehler over the weekend. But if you watch the show you’ll know that Adam, who plays Ben, is actually kinda cute. Anyone else feeling the same way? Or am I alone on this one?

I tried to put together a photo gallery of him to support my cause but it wasn’t really helping my case… Maybe that’s not a good sign.

Stacey: I don’t know who this person is…so I am not really interested….especially since this photo is kind of scary.

(pic: Socialite Life)

Do you see it too or is it just me? Justin Bieber = Chaz Bono. Except Chaz Bono can grow facial hair.

(Aside: When we were on blogging hiatus I actually went to a Selena Gomez concert… and it was kinda fun. It was the only concert I’ve been to that smelled like bubble gum and not pot, beer & sweat.)

Stacey: Totally looks like Chaz.  But more feminine. 

(pic: The Superficial)

Wait… I’m supposed to be being nicer, aren’t I? Whoops.

Stacey: No.  This is not better.  Look.  My issue is not her weight.  Its that she is wearing something that is, like, 3 times too small for her.  I like her legs though.  They look good.  That is the only redeeming quality though.

(pic: The Superficial)

Audrina Patridge’s face sums up how we’ve been feeling around here – just keep looking up. Your boobs may be wonky, you may have no real talents or career at the moment but you’re still smoking hot, so just keep looking up.

Stace – this is our new motto. Accompanied by this photo.

Audrina Patridge totally looks like a wax figure.

Stacey: Just keep looking up.  I like it.  I also like Audrina’s boobies.  They are fantastic.

(pic: The Superficial)

(Pic: cleo.com.au)

So earlier in the week Bradley Cooper was named People Magazine’s Sexiest Man Alive.  Tanya and I both decided we were a big, fat “meh” on this.  Not that we don’t think Coops is hot…but the hottest?  Meh.

Apparently fans of other celebs felt the same way.  But the super fans of Ryan Gosling took crazy town to a whole new level by picketing People over their decision.  Yes, you read that correctly…picketed.  I guess they felt his not winning this meaningless title was one of the world’s greatest injustices.

Super-fan (read: CRAZY fan) Matt Stopera had this to say: “We are devastated,…. “[Gosling's] left arm alone makes him the Sexiest Man Alive. Hello, look at his abs!”

Please.  Read that sentence again.  Digest it.

I shake my head.  Is this what our world has come to?  Picketing a magazine over their sexiest man choices?  Just bring it down a notch, peeps.  You are embarrassing yourselves. And Ryan.

Tanya: I never used to be a Ryan Gosling fan but he is HOT. I’d have him as the sexiest. Especially as he’s had like 5 movies come out this year (don’t quote that, it’s just a guess). Although… I head that Ides of March was terrible and I can personally attest that Drive was a big pile of suck.

This kid knows what’s up.

Stacey: This is the face I make in my head whenever I see Lady Gaga.

(pic: The Superficial)