Well, it has been a wild ride.  Unfortunately, I can’t do this thing without my partner in gossip, Tanya.  She has been the logic to my irrational hate, the sweet candy coating to my crusty, bitchy center, my moral compass.  When I would go off calling Miley Cyrus a “ho”, Tanya was reminding me that probably wasn’t the best way to earn good karma…and usually she was right.

Some great debates will be left unsettled…for example, whether or not Johnny Depp dresses like a hobo on purpose, whether or not Alex Skarsgard is hot (I still say no), whether or not we should just get over the whole Angelina/Brad/Jen thing…but, lets be honest, neither of us were ever going to give in were we?

Things we’ve learned…Kellan Lutz is insanely hot, celeb babies are ridiculously cute, Twilight causes stinky farts and maybe cancer, and Lady Gaga makes people want to punch themselves in the face.  All valuable lessons which I will carry through life.

While we both have had a lot of fun, all good things must come to an end.  Thank you so much to everyone who followed us and helped make this blog so much fun.  Your comments and engagement made it all worth while.  I leave the blog knowing that I have one of the best friends in the world (Tanya) and that I would never have been able to do this with anyone else, and for that I am grateful.

While it is bitter sweet, my friend Joy reminded me that at least now I won’t have to write about Lindsay Lohan anymore.  Thank gawd!

And with that, I leave you all with a picture of my main girl, Coco…sorry, Tan, I had to.

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Peace out peeps.

xoxo

Stacey

I’ve had a rough week and sometimes you think “what have I ever done to deserve this?”. Well, I’m pretty sure that my gossiping isn’t the reason that life took a giant shat on me but I just can’t bring myself to hate on anyone for any reason right now. All I want is everyone to be full of love.

So on that note, I’m out. It’s been a slice and I’ll miss the blog but I need to focus on more positive things right now.

<3 Tanya

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Apparently, Canada only has room for one comic named Russell (our Russell’s last name is Peters) because Russell Brand was denied entry to our great country when making his way across the boarder to do some shows.  What gives boarder-gaurds?  He only wants to make us laugh.

Maybe they saw Arthur and decided “we don’t want that guy here”.  I don’t blame them.  Based on that movie alone, I wouldn’t want him here either.

Tanya: Lame. This is actually one show I’d like to see.

We here in Alberta have a new “Distracted Driving” law that states that we can’t eat, text, read, put on make up, talk on the phone or do pretty much anything else while we’re driving. Which, if you think about it, is kind of common sense. If you’re not really paying attention to driving… well, you’re not paying attention to driving.

But it’s a little ridiculous that I can’t eat my sausage & egg McMuffin at a red light while Robert Pattinson can drive while covering his eyes. Maybe I’m just not as great of a driver as Pattz, but I think I’d be a danger on the road if I drove with my eyes shielded.

I don’t blame him though. Trying to drive with a dozen or so photographer flash bulbs in your eyes has to be hard too. In all fairness, you shouldn’t be allowed to take photos of people in their cars. It would stop the car chases, it would stop people getting run over, and it would stop people from driving while covering their eyes.

Problem solved.

Stacey: What?  You can’t drive with your eyes closed?  Well then you must not be a very good driver.  

(pic: Socialite Life)

Presented without comment because I can’t quite find the right words to describe this.

Stacey: I just…explain to me, please, what exactly this young man’s plans are?  After he stops living off his sister’s fame and he is not 23 anymore…what does he plan to do?  Because I don’t remember the last time I saw someone who wasn’t a try-hard musician or a tattoo artist or someone who just got out of prison with tattoos on their face.  Wait.  Maybe those are his life plans.  Yikes.  Especially only one could be considered a respectable career.  I’ll let you decide which one I am talking about.

(pic: The Superficial)

This is a new wax figure care of Madame Tussauds in Vegas. If I didn’t read who it was I never would have guessed.

Claudia Schiffer?

Lauren Koslow from Days of Our Lives?

Brandi Glanville?

Some other nobody from daytime TV?

Nope. This is supposed to be – wait for it – Fergie. I know, right?

But in all honesty, the real Fergie doesn’t look like Fergie either (see below)

Stacey: Tanya, that comment made me LOL.  Mostly because it is true.  Fergie doesn’t look like Fergie right now.  She looks better actually.  But I have no idea who the wax figure is.  She doesn’t look like anyone I have ever seen before.

(pics: The Superficial)

HAHAHA!

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Earlier this week nude photos of Scarlett Johansson were leaked on the internet.  Allegedly she was the latest victim of the person hacking celebrity phones and leaking nudie photos.  My personal opinion is that all these young women are idiots and are taking photos of themselves and they end up in the wrong hands and that is how they are getting on the net.

But in the middle of the week the latest victims were said to be Mila Kunis and Justin Timerberlake.  Apparently there were 4 photos leaked which were “hacked” from Mila’s phone, one with Mila in the bath, on of Justin with pink panties on his head, one other one of Justin in a bed, and another one of an anonymous penis.  People were using these alleged photos as proof that Mila and Justin had something going.

BUT….and this is a big but…I have yet to see any of these photos anywhere.  And I have looked for them.  But every website seems to have a link to another website siting another website as the source.  But no photos.  Has anyone else actually seen these photos?

Normally there are at least a few sites that have them up before lawyers send letters telling them to take them down.  But not this time.  Does anyone else aside from me think this is…odd?

Why would someone make this up?  I don’t know.  I just think this whole thing seems peculiar.  If someone could shed some light on this, it would be greatly appreciated.

Tanya: I hadn’t looked for them so I never noticed that but I think you could be right. “Leaked photos” always gets a bit of attention and these two do have a movie that they’re promoting (or are they done promoting? Does it come out on DVD soon??) so this could be a well played PR stunt by the studio.

(Pic: Rumor Fix)

Look  I love my mom.  A lot.  We hang out and chat on the phone and confide things in one another.

But, I do not love my mom the same way Lindsay Lohan loves her mom Dina.

Look at these two.  Rather than looking like mother and daughter they look like two aging lipstick lesbians, one drink away from a night of experimentation they both will regret in the morning.

Seriously, this is…inappropriate.  Look how Dina’s fingers are entwined in her hair.  I hope they don’t think this is sexy…because it is gross.

Do you know who I feel worse for?  Lindsay’s younger brother sitting beside them.  Do you think he is embarrassed by them or is so used to them acting like train wrecks that he doesn’t even notice anymore?

Tanya: *throws up on self*

This is all kinds of wrong. Wrong because moms & daughters should not be physically intimate like that. Wrong because Dina is like the worst mom ever. Wrong because both ladies are probably thinking “this will get us in the mags!”. Wrong because that’s totally true. Wrong because the brother is there. That’s wrong also because I’m fairly sure he’s a minor and this is in a bar. I could go on but I don’t think I need to.

(Pic: Just Jared)

Apparently John Mayer is putting off the release of his next album as he was recently diagnosed with granuloma which is an inflamed nodule near the vocal chords.

Really?  This must have been around the time that he a was also diagnosed with pretentiousitis and started dressing like Johnny Depp’s loser younger brother.

Hopefully he feels better.  And maybe starts dressing like a normal human being again.

Tanya: I think someone else had this too but I don’t remember who… A quick Google search is giving me nothing either so maybe I’m wrong but I seem to recall a cancelled tour and some operation.

What were we talking about here? John Mayer? Meh. Is it bad that I don’t even care?