I Smell Smut

You know, I’ve seen a lot of photos of Ryan Kwanten and Alexander Skarsgard while they promote The Pacific (some HBO miniseries) and I’ve got to say Ryan is way hotter. I’m sorry Megan, but Skarsgard looks… cold.

(pics: JustJared)

(Pic: The Superficial)

This.

Or this.

I can’t decide.

What do you think?

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Tanya: :’(

Exhibit A: Nicole Kidman in a shiny leopard trench.

Exhibit B: Gwen Stefani in an over sized leopard sweater-jacket.

Both were showing their spots this weekend; but which one rocked it best?

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(side note: I REALLY hope leopard print jackets are not the new trend)

According to Celebitchy there is a long history of weirdness between Tom Cruise and Brad Pitt, and now that Angelina Jolie got Tom’s role in “Salt” the tension is growing. According to the National Enquirer:

Ill will between Brad Pitt and Tom Cruise threatened to boil over when Angelina Jolie snatched a plum role as CIA agent-turned-spy Edwin Salt, sources say. Tom was reportedly haggling over salary and control of the movie, prompting execs to cut off talks with him. After Angelina expressed an interest in the role, it was rewritten for a woman.

“When Tom saw they’d changed the character to a female and renamed it Evelyn Salt, he was not pleased,” a friend says. “Tom really wanted that role, and the rug was pulled out from underneath him.”

When Brad heard that Tom was grousing about it, he started calling Cruise “Dr. Strange” said the source.

The animosity between the two actors dates back to 1993 when they costarred in ‘Interview with a Vampire’ and Brad said that he hates making the movie because of Tom.

“He bugged me,” Brad was quoted saying in published reports at the time. “There came a point during filming when I started really resenting him. He’s North Pole, I’m South. He’s always coming at you with a handshake, where I may bump into you. There was this underlying competition that got in the way of any real conversation.”

Tom, whose rep denies there is any bad blood between the two, has been a huge star since 1983’s Risky Business, but Brad didn’t get his big break until 1992, and there was a definite pecking order on the “Interview” set, the friend says.

“Brad felt Tom big-leagued him. He wasn’t gracious and acted aloof around Brad,” said the friend.”

Celebitchy also goes on to say that Brad really wanted a one-of-a-kind motorcycle so Tom went out and got it so Brad couldn’t, and that Tom threw a fit when The Brange was declared to be a “sexier” couple than TomKat, and that Brad called Valkyrie “ridiculous”. lol, this story just seems to smutty to be true. Therefore it is awesome

In true I Smell Smut fashion I’d like to post a poll: In the Question of TomKat vs The Brange, which couple do you like better?

Stacey: Oooooo, this is a tough one.  Because as much as I dislike Brad and Angie because I think they think the are better than the rest of us, I also reaaaaly dislike Tom.  But that is it.  I dislike Tom.  I feel bad for Katie.  However, the thought of these two having a giant pissing match makes me very happy

I am going to have to go with The Brang on this one.

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Hugh Jackman, out with the family at the park, adjusting his nuts.

Stacey: Or maybe he is going to cup-a-fart his wife?

(Pic: Socialite Life)

We know the ladies love him, but turns out the guys do too.

Daniel Radcliffe told US Magazinethat “Rob Pattinson is a sex symbol. Rob Pattinson is a genuine sexy guy. He’s got the height, … If girls like short and nerdy, then I’m a sex symbol!”.

And when someone on Twitter asked Justin Timberlake “Why aren’t you sexy like Robert Pattinson?”he answered “Because God loved him more than me” (EOnline).

Hmmmm, don’t know if God loves Pattinson more than Timberlake. I think if there was more love there might be less crazies stalking & attacking him. Daniel Radcliffe seems like a great guy, but he’s right about the height thing. It moves him out of contention as a sex symbol. But JT vs RPattz… I’m not sure on that one.

Pattinson > Radcliffe

Pattinson = Timberlake?

Stacey: Hmmmm, that’s a tough one.  While I think that JT is a total wanker, when he sings and dances *sigh*.  There is nothing sexier than a man who can dance and JT has the moves.  Now, if only we could get him to never speak or act again…but R-Pats has the vampire thing which is super sexy and he seems like he is that tortured artist type which I also love.    If Robert is a bad dancer it will be the ultimate quiveration killer because I have always thought  bad dancer = bad in the sack.

I think we need a dance off to decide.

So, we are Angelina Jolie and we are at a photo shoot with David Beckham.  He clearly wants us.  Should we go for it?

Lets weigh our options, ok?

Both have beauiful faces, chisled muscular bods, impeccable style, piles and piles of money and large broods of children.

Seems pretty even doesn’t it.

So who would you choose between the two sexiest men in the world?

For me, Brad doesn’t do “it”.  Granted, I can’t deny he is gorgeous but there is just something about Becks that makes me quiver.  Except for his voice; that voice is a quiveration killer.  But, as Lainey says, “he doesn’t have to talk to me when he’s rockin’ me”.

Me? Team Beckham all the way.

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Tanya: Tough, tough call. Both are so hot. So good with their kids. So undeniably denutted by their wives. If I were Angelina Jolie… hmmm…. think Brad would forgive a one-time slip?

Seriously. How frecking cute are these two? So cute. Sean Preston and Jaden James Spears know how to break it down. I love their little hand stand, legs in the air thingys they do. Almost makes me want one. Then I remember the pictures of them screaming their faces off and I come back to my senses.

So, do you think they are they are the cutest celeb kids? This video bumped them up in my books.

Tanya: so cute!! We have friends who have 2 little boys who do dragon dances and ninja moves like that. It’s adorable

Cutest Hollywood Baby

• Harlow Madden (12%)
• Suri Cruise (41%)
• The Jolie Pitt Brood (12%)
• Kingston Rossdale (18%)
• Violet Affleck (18%)
• Levi McConaughey (0%)
• Honor Marie ALba (0%)
• Matilda Ledger (0%)
• Sean Preston and Jaden James Spears (0%)
• Nahla Ariela Aubry (0%)
• Other (-1%)

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Cam Gigandet, Robert Pattinson & Taylor Lautner Shirtless

Courtesy of People Magazine, “Which Twilight Hunk Has the Best Chest”. Finally, a magazine that looks to solve the pressing issues of our time

People only has Cam Gigandet, Robert Pattinson & Taylor Lautner on their poll. I think it’s important we add Kellan Lutz as well because he is freekin’ hot. Click the thumbnails below for more great chests & abs.

Stacey: Taylor all the way baby.  Oh, and all the blogs are jumping on the Taylor train.  I would just like to say that I loved him before everyone else did…yes, I realize how possessive that sounded.

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ParentDish.com did a poll for Mother’s Day asking which celebrity you would rather leave your kids with. Ellen DeGeneres & Portia de Rossi scored #1, followed by Jennifer Aniston, then Brad & Angie.

Of course, the fact that people think Ellen & Portia would be the best with kids gets overlooked to focus on Jenn vs Angie.

Personally, if Ellen & Portia were booked for the night, I’d rather leave my kids with Brad & Angelina over Jennifer Aniston. I get the impression that Jenn isn’t so hip to kids and they wouldn’t be allowed to touch anything in her house. Maddox might let the kids play with his knives, but I’m sure Brad & Angie know First Aid should anything go awry.

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