So, we are Angelina Jolie and we are at a photo shoot with David Beckham.  He clearly wants us.  Should we go for it?

Lets weigh our options, ok?

Both have beauiful faces, chisled muscular bods, impeccable style, piles and piles of money and large broods of children.

Seems pretty even doesn’t it.

So who would you choose between the two sexiest men in the world?

For me, Brad doesn’t do “it”.  Granted, I can’t deny he is gorgeous but there is just something about Becks that makes me quiver.  Except for his voice; that voice is a quiveration killer.  But, as Lainey says, “he doesn’t have to talk to me when he’s rockin’ me”.

Me? Team Beckham all the way.

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Tanya: Tough, tough call. Both are so hot. So good with their kids. So undeniably denutted by their wives. If I were Angelina Jolie… hmmm…. think Brad would forgive a one-time slip?

Seriously. How frecking cute are these two? So cute. Sean Preston and Jaden James Spears know how to break it down. I love their little hand stand, legs in the air thingys they do. Almost makes me want one. Then I remember the pictures of them screaming their faces off and I come back to my senses.

So, do you think they are they are the cutest celeb kids? This video bumped them up in my books.

Tanya: so cute!! We have friends who have 2 little boys who do dragon dances and ninja moves like that. It’s adorable

Cutest Hollywood Baby

• Harlow Madden (12%)
• Suri Cruise (41%)
• The Jolie Pitt Brood (12%)
• Kingston Rossdale (18%)
• Violet Affleck (18%)
• Levi McConaughey (0%)
• Honor Marie ALba (0%)
• Matilda Ledger (0%)
• Sean Preston and Jaden James Spears (0%)
• Nahla Ariela Aubry (0%)
• Other (0%)

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Tags: jaden james spears, sean preston spears

Cam Gigandet, Robert Pattinson & Taylor Lautner Shirtless

Courtesy of People Magazine, “Which Twilight Hunk Has the Best Chest”. Finally, a magazine that looks to solve the pressing issues of our time

People only has Cam Gigandet, Robert Pattinson & Taylor Lautner on their poll. I think it’s important we add Kellan Lutz as well because he is freekin’ hot. Click the thumbnails below for more great chests & abs.

Stacey: Taylor all the way baby.  Oh, and all the blogs are jumping on the Taylor train.  I would just like to say that I loved him before everyone else did…yes, I realize how possessive that sounded.

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ParentDish.com did a poll for Mother’s Day asking which celebrity you would rather leave your kids with. Ellen DeGeneres & Portia de Rossi scored #1, followed by Jennifer Aniston, then Brad & Angie.

Of course, the fact that people think Ellen & Portia would be the best with kids gets overlooked to focus on Jenn vs Angie.

Personally, if Ellen & Portia were booked for the night, I’d rather leave my kids with Brad & Angelina over Jennifer Aniston. I get the impression that Jenn isn’t so hip to kids and they wouldn’t be allowed to touch anything in her house. Maddox might let the kids play with his knives, but I’m sure Brad & Angie know First Aid should anything go awry.

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As voted by you, here are the Top 5 Worst Celebrity Couples.

If we can't cash in on our celebrity, we'll cash in on yours!

1. Tori Spelling & Dean McDermott
2. Heidi & Spencer
3. Ashton Kutcher & Demi Moore
4. Paris Hilton & Doug Reinhardt
5. Tie: Brangelina and Ice-T & Coco

Ouch. Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie on the same level of awfulness as Ice-T & Coco. Probably because we’re so bombarded with them all the time (Jen & Ben back together, Angie pregnant again, Angie has affair, Brad has affair, Jen & Angie talk adoption, blah, blah, blah, blah). They keep a low profile too. Imagine if they put in 1/100th of the time and effort our top 4 awful celebrity couples do to be photographed and named in the tabloids. *shudder*

Stacey: Well done I Smell Smut-ers.  I think that this is a pretty good (or bad) list.  I am especially happy that Brangelina made it in there.  But why all the hate on Coco?  Seriously.  How can you hate this woman? 

(Pic: awesternheart.blogspot.com)

You’ve voted for the Top 5 Celebrity Couples, now it’s time for vote for the worst!

"Wifey got ass"

Picking the worst couple is so much more fun than picking the best. Some people are just TOO much. We picked our least fave celebrity couples, but there are so many more to choose from (the Wentz’s, Richie & Madden, Jessica Simpson & Tony Romo, etc).

Our top choices make up the poll options below, and you can always leave a comment with the couples you think are the worst. That counts as a vote too.

Pick 5!

Which celebrity couple is THE worst? (Pick your least fave 5)

• Ashton Kutcher & Demi Moore (50%)
• Heidi & Spencer (60%)
• Brangalina (40%)
• Tom & Katie (30%)
• Tori Spelling & Dean McDermott (70%)
• Jessica Biel & Justin Timberlake (20%)
• Ice-T & Coco (40%)
• J-Lo & Marc Anthony (10%)
• Paris Hilton & Doug Reinhardt (50%)
• Other (say who it is in the comments!) (10%)

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Tags: angelina jolie, Ashton Kutcher, brad pitt, Coco, Dean McDermott, demi moore, Doug Reinhardt, Heidi & Spencer, Ice-T, jennifer lopez, jessica biel, Justin Timberlake, Katie Holmes, marc anthony, Paris Hilton, tom cruise, Tori Spelling

As voted by you, here are the Top 5 Celebrity Couples:

#1!

1. Mr & Mrs Brady
2. Gwen Stefani & Gavin Rossdale
3. Posh & Becks
4. Beyonce & Jay-Z
5. Will & Jada Smith

Tom & Gis came from behind for a last minute victory!

We both smell the same.

It’s a tie. We’ve had the poll open for a week and today Russell Brand and Kanye West were tied 50-50. Equal amounts of douche? I guess so. See Stacey, we were both right They are both the biggest douche out there.

Stacey: Really?  A tie?  I thought for sure Kanye would come out on top.  I guess Russell’s man mane and  ball hugging pants are too much for some people.

Who’s up next?

PS What is up with this pic of Russell…STOP TURnING YOUR FEET IN!!!!

Top 5?

We’ve picked our Top 5 Celebrity Couples, now you get your say.

Pick your 5 favourite celebrity couples from the list below or, if your faves aren’t on here, leave a comment with who you think is the best so we can add them to the running.

Best Celebrity Couple:

• Gwen Stefani & Gavin Rossdale (25%)
• Posh & Becks (21%)
• Beyonce & Jay-Z (21%)
• Reese Witherspoon & Jake Gyllenhaal (17%)
• Justin Timberlake & Jessica Biel (8%)
• Maggie Gyllenhaal & Peter Sarsgaard (0%)
• Ryan Reynolds & Scarlett Johansson (17%)
• Gisele Bundchen & Tom Brady (46%)
• Will Smith & Jada Pinkett Smith (21%)
• Other (add who it is in the comments!) (0%)

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Tags: beyonce, David Beckham, gavin rossdale, gisele bundchen, gwen stefani, Jada Pinkett Smith, jake gyllenhaal, jay-z, jessica biel, Justin Timberlake, maggie gyllenhaal, peter sarsgaard, Posh Spice, Reese Witherspoon, Ryan Reynolds, Scarlett Johansson, Stink Off, tom brady, Will Smith

Jason Statham & Zac Efron Show Off

Pink is the New Bloghas earned a place on our blogroll for this one. Who wins this round? I’m not even making a poll for it because I’m pretty sure it would be 100% Jason Statham to 0% Zac Efron. Disagree? Please comment.

Also, some more pics of Zac Efron’s GQ shoot after the jump.

Stacey: No contest.  Jason Statham is just so…manly.  I mean, look at that hair on his chest. Zac would have to tape hair to his like in Team America: World Police to look like Jason. And his feet don’t turn in all weird like Zac’s do. 

Little kknown fact; Jason was actually a world class diver before he got into modeling and acting.  Which explains why he has amazing form.

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