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Ok, this kid is cracking me up.  Here is Shaun White at the Vanity Fair party in some hilarious pants and totally owning his individuality.  Way to rock it, Shaun.

Apparently this kid is like the Tiger Woods of snowboarding.  He won an Olympic gold medal in 2006 and 2010, blowing his competition out of the water.  He is also the only athlete ever to medal in both the summer and winter X-Games.  I guess he is a skateboarder too.  Additionally, Red Bull built him his own half pipe in Colorado that he needs to be airlifted into.  Pretty sweet, eh?

Anyways, I was trying ot find a video of his Olympic run but found this video from when he was just 11 years old.  Sometimes people are just born to do one thing.  It looks like this is it for him.

Tanya: Props to Shaun for being a little ‘out there’ but I don’t think this fits into the Oscar Party dress code. And it’s the same thing he wore for his Rolling Stone cover which makes me think he wore those pants so people would know who he is.

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Who is this delicate flower of a woman?  Can it really be who I think it is?

It is!  Its Amber Rose.  I almost didn’t recognize her.  Especially since I am so used to seeing her dressed like this.

She almost looks presentable.

Tanya: Amber Rose, I am impressed.

Jimmy Kimmel and the Handsome Men’s Club. Super funny but a little long, so when you’ve got 10 minutes check it out

So funny:

Gabourey Sidibe was giving an interview on the red carpet and when the interviewer asked her about Gerard Butler she said  “He’s kinda sexy, I’d hit that.”

And as Gerard leaned in to shake her hand, Billy asked Gabby if he really heard her correctly.

“I kinda said, ‘I’d hit that.’ I’m not ashamed,” she said as Gerard heard her words for the first time, reacting with a shock of delight. “I’d hit that. I’m sorry.”

“I’m here, I’m available,” Gerard said after he composed himself from the proposition from the Best Actress nominee. “Let’s go!”’

“Let’s grab a bottle of champagne and see where the night goes,” Gabourey replied.

LOL!

Stacey: That is pretty funny.  Who actually says that to the person they are talking about?  I would like to see one of these guys actually follow through on their promise to Gabby.  Well, not maybe SEE is, but you know what I mean.

Forget botox, hair dye, and face lifts. THIS is how I want to age.

Stacey: Totally.  She is gorgeous. 

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Vanessa Hudgens & Zac Efron have been dating since High School Musical 1  (I think… I’m too lazy to check that so correct me in the comments if I’m wrong) and I always kinda rolled my eyes at them and figured it was just a publicity thing. Well, it’s been like 5 years (also just a guess) and they’re still going strong. Here they are at the Vanity Fair party.

Vanessa & Zac. They’re young, they’re hot, they’re gaining some authenticity and they’re growing on me

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Here’s Jessica Simpson at the Vanity Fair Oscar’s party and she looks AMAZING! Totally love this look.

Stacey: Ya!  Finally a fashion win for poor Jess.  It always seems that we are commenting on how…unfortunate her style choices are.  So happy that we can finally throw some positivity her way!  And I love the darker hair on her.  It really makes her eyes pop.  I never realized how pretty her brown eyes are.

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Ok, I will admit it.  Katy Perry and Russell Brand are totally growing on me.  They just seem so perfectly suited for one another.  While Russell isn’t my cup of tea, I can totally see why her and Russell seem to be happy together.

And I love this dress!  She has such amazing curves and this dress accentuates them perfectly.  Can’t wait to see what her wedding dress will look like.

One question though.  What is Russell holding?

Tanya: I totally like these two. Their sense of humor seem like they’d be complimentary. Like Jim Carrey and Jenny McCarthy. Someone once said that Jim Carey & Jenny McCarthy “probably sit around and smell each others farts while killing themself laughing about it” and that’s what Katty & Russell remind me of. They might not be fart smellers, but I think they’ve each got a unique sense of humor that only the other person truely ‘gets’.

Oh yeah, and Russell Brand is holding something that says “Obey” with a star on it. I cropped it so you can get a closer look but it still doesn’t really make much sense.

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Have you ever been to a hat party? Everyone who comes has to wear a hat and usually they’re pretty ridiculous which leads to a lot of really funny moments. I’m not sure if that’s where Sarah Jessica Parker & Matthew Broderick were headed when these photos were taken, but this photo becomes a little more normal if you pretend it is.

Stacey: You know, I may think that if they were just a little sillier.  But these two are two serious to be kidding.  These are really their hats.

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You don’t see much of Lenny Kravitz these days but when you do, boy, he looks good.

Lenny is still one hot peice.  Even after all these years.  And while I am not really a fan of his music, I can appreciate his longevity.

Here is Lenny with his daughter, Zoe, and Taraji P Hanson at the Independent Spirit Awards.

PS.  How beautiful is his daughter?

Tanya: Zoe got the hot gene from both her parents (Lisa Bonet is her mom). I’m not a fan of Lenny Kravitz’s music either, but he is hot. He definitely need to be in the running for our 2010 Hot Guys list.

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