I Smell Smut

This is awesome. Thanks to People Magazine for putting it together!

Where do some of our favourite celebrity kids get their fashion influences from? Check out the gallery:

Stacey: OMG.  So awesome.  The ones of Kingston and Levi are killing me!

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(Just Jared)

And just because we don’t get enough of our #1 Hottest Guy, here is a picutre of Jason Statham out and about with his girlfiend…I am too lazy to check up her name but she’s that girl that I decided we should hate but somebody, not naming names (Tanya), wouldn’t go along with me….

….*side eye*….

Anyways, isn’t he hot?  He is.

Tanya: He is. For sure. But that’s not a good reason to hate Rosie.

Stacey: She’s dating a boy I like.  I know its super high schoolish but if that isn’t a good reason for hating someone than I don’t know what is.

(Pics: Just Jared, Socialite Life)

Dude.  This isn’t helping your claim that you want to be taken seriously as an actor and known less as a beef cake.  If you don’t want to be considred a beef cake, start wearing a shirt.

Or don’t.  Thats fine with me too.

Tanya: Stacey, we’re awesome. I was just writing the EXACT same post. Here it is:

Kellan Lutz wants us to look past the beefiness and take him seriously as an actor so we stop asking him to take his shirt off all the time. Oh Kellan, just taking your shirt off and walking around showing off your muscles will get us to stop asking (because we don’t have to) but it’s not going to stop us from thinking your a piece of meat. This kid’s body is amazing.

Truth: I kinda feel like a dirty perv objectifying Kellan so much. If we were a bunch of dudes telling women they should probably keep their shirts off because that’s why they’re getting work do you think we’d get called out on it? It’s not really fair that we’re allowed to objectify men AND women so freely, but I’m going to take advantage of this disparity.

Stacey: Hehe, we ARE awesome.  Two double posts in two weeks.  That has to be some kind of a record.

And I don’t feel bad for one moment for objectifying Kellan.  If he really didn’t want to be “an object” he wouldn’t be a willing participant (ie walking around with his shirt off 80% of the time).

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(Pic: JUst Jared)

Ok, I don’t get this.  Everyone has been falling all over themselves over the new cover of Rolling Stone Magazine.  While the chicks looks hot (hello Christina), what the hell is going on with Jon Hamm and his weird poopy face.  You can’t tell me they couldn’t find a better photo of him than this?  He looks constipated.  Or angry.  Or maybe angry because he is constipated?

On a side note.  Don’t Christina Hendricks boobies look like two fluffy pillows that you just want to rest your head on and take a nap.  I think they do.

Tanya: Honestly, I didn’t even notice his face. All I see is boobies and legs. Christina Hendricks’ boobs always get all the love. I’d like to give a special shout out to Elisabeth Moss’s girls today.

(Pic: poponthepop.com)

Oh The Enquirer.  Not always the most reliable but they got the scoop on Tiger and John Edwards so someone is doing something right over there.  The have this new story on their cover about John getting caught in some gay spa scandal.

If any of you have been following celeb gossip at all over the last few years its all over the blind items  in Hollywood and there have always been rumors of him, as Lainey would put it, being a maybe gaybe.  While nothing is proven its been some fun alleging.  But come on, peeps.  Are any of us actually surprised that this might be true?  I mean would any straight man have a room full of wigs that he pets?  Please.  That sounds like something Cher would do.  And have you seen Grease or Saturday Night Fever?  Hello, how many straight men do you know that can dance that well?

And, why else would him and Kelly need to fake a pregnancy?  Its all only alleged but doesn’t it seem like the pieces all fit together?

Tanya: The only thing that surprises me about this article is when they say “Kelly is going to be so devastated and shocked”. What?? As if Kelly wouldn’t have known.

Demi Moore is the same age as my mother. Seeing a woman my mom’s age taking photos of herself in the mirror to post on the internet makes me sad. It’s like when you see 14 yr olds showing off their newly sprouted boobs on MySpace or Facebook. Yes you have a cute body, but your not an appropriate age to be doing this.

Stacey: What is up with Demi right now?  Is she going through a mid life crisis or something?  First there was this, then the dancing and now these inappropriate pictures?  Ashton, get control of your woman, yo!

It must be hard for Demi because really, her body is the only thing that keeps her remotely relevant.  I mean, what was the last movie she did?  But she is starting to remind me of those Real House Wives of where ever which is sad.

(pic: Socialite Life)

Wow. Somebody went a little overboard on the photoshop for Matthew McConaughey’s new Dolce & Gabbana ads. Look at this face? It almost looks like the halves of two different faces smooshed together. Matthew McConaughey has a good looking face. There shouldn’t be a need for this. Fire the photoshop kid and hire a decent lighting person and you’ll get a way better photo.

Stacey: Ya, whatever they did here really aged him.  Yuck.  At least his T-rex arms are under control Tanya.

(pic: Dlisted)

This might be the only thing worse than Demi Moore’s dancing: Amy Winehouse & Pete Doherty are roommates. I don’t know which one is more notorious for being a drugged out mess so you know this is not going to end well.

Here’s a little video they put together with some baby mice the last time they bunked together:

Stacey: Had you not seen this before?  Oh yes.  When The Winehouse was in her hay day, Pete was posting these videos.  Its frightening isn’t it?

While Demi Moore may be insanely hot and defying all laws of aging/gravity, I am going to have to ask her to not dance.  Ever.  Because when she dances, she looks like this:

That is just groan inducing.  Why is she even on stage with Snoop Dogg?  And why is she trying to hoochie dance?  Snoop can hire all the hos in the world, why is Demi doing this?  Because instead of coming across as hip and cool she is coming across as uncool and busted.  She may look good doing it, but girl needs to work on her moves before she gets on stage and busts it out.  But that’s just my opinion.

Tanya: Embarrassing!! Even though she’s hot, she should NOT be doing this. It’s like having a house party and your mom getting up on the table and grinding to some Young Jeezy. GROSS!

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We seem to really love Madame Tussauds here.  Not sure why.  But here is Rihanna getting up close and personal with her wax figure.  I think this one is pretty darn good.  Except for the boobies.  Are RiRi’s that big normally?

I am glad they made one of Rihanna.  She’s hot.  The world can always use more hotness, even if it is waxed.

Tanya: I love Rihanna, even if it’s just a wax Rihanna. This might be the first Madame Tussauds wax figure that looks SO different from the live person because RiRi changes her look so much. I gotta say that her red hair looks super cute curled like that with the hair clip. Rihanna should go back to the cute look and move away from the “edgy” mohawk thing.

And no, her boobies don’t normally look like that.