I Smell Smut

Presented without comment because I can’t quite find the right words to describe this.

Stacey: I just…explain to me, please, what exactly this young man’s plans are?  After he stops living off his sister’s fame and he is not 23 anymore…what does he plan to do?  Because I don’t remember the last time I saw someone who wasn’t a try-hard musician or a tattoo artist or someone who just got out of prison with tattoos on their face.  Wait.  Maybe those are his life plans.  Yikes.  Especially only one could be considered a respectable career.  I’ll let you decide which one I am talking about.

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This is a new wax figure care of Madame Tussauds in Vegas. If I didn’t read who it was I never would have guessed.

Claudia Schiffer?

Lauren Koslow from Days of Our Lives?

Brandi Glanville?

Some other nobody from daytime TV?

Nope. This is supposed to be – wait for it – Fergie. I know, right?

But in all honesty, the real Fergie doesn’t look like Fergie either (see below)

Stacey: Tanya, that comment made me LOL.  Mostly because it is true.  Fergie doesn’t look like Fergie right now.  She looks better actually.  But I have no idea who the wax figure is.  She doesn’t look like anyone I have ever seen before.

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HAHAHA!

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I actually watched the Emmy’s last night and all I have to say is “yawn” and “WTG Modern Family”. But maybe that’s because I missed the red carpet. Apparently, Sarah Hyland from Modern Family was making fun of the way Lea Michele totally over-poses on the red carpet.

“She sticks out her collarbone to make her look skinnier and she sticks out her lips,” said Hyland as she attempted to replicate the pose.

And when she got a little heat for calling Lea out on this she said:

“I did not intend for my comments to be taken in a malicious way,” she wrote. “In no way am I jealous of Lea Michele. I’m happy with my own life and am not jealous of anyone else’s in the world.”

“I can’t take myself that seriously. I don’t like the red carpet. I feel silly. So props to her for knowing what she’s doing and enjoying it,” she continued.

“But I won’t apologize. I’m an outspoken person. I own what I said about that outfit. And I mimicked what I saw with my own two eyes,” she wrote.

So, in other words she said “I’m sorry, but you look like an idiot”. Love this. Thank you Sarah Hyland for making the Emmy’s fun

Stacey: AS much as I hate Lea Michele, this seems a little mean.  But really, its like the drama geek making fun of the cool girl in school who mean-girls everyone else (remember what Lea did to Hallie Steinfeld?) so it all comes out in the wash.  Lea can give it but she sure can’t take it.

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Earlier this week nude photos of Scarlett Johansson were leaked on the internet.  Allegedly she was the latest victim of the person hacking celebrity phones and leaking nudie photos.  My personal opinion is that all these young women are idiots and are taking photos of themselves and they end up in the wrong hands and that is how they are getting on the net.

But in the middle of the week the latest victims were said to be Mila Kunis and Justin Timerberlake.  Apparently there were 4 photos leaked which were “hacked” from Mila’s phone, one with Mila in the bath, on of Justin with pink panties on his head, one other one of Justin in a bed, and another one of an anonymous penis.  People were using these alleged photos as proof that Mila and Justin had something going.

BUT….and this is a big but…I have yet to see any of these photos anywhere.  And I have looked for them.  But every website seems to have a link to another website siting another website as the source.  But no photos.  Has anyone else actually seen these photos?

Normally there are at least a few sites that have them up before lawyers send letters telling them to take them down.  But not this time.  Does anyone else aside from me think this is…odd?

Why would someone make this up?  I don’t know.  I just think this whole thing seems peculiar.  If someone could shed some light on this, it would be greatly appreciated.

Tanya: I hadn’t looked for them so I never noticed that but I think you could be right. “Leaked photos” always gets a bit of attention and these two do have a movie that they’re promoting (or are they done promoting? Does it come out on DVD soon??) so this could be a well played PR stunt by the studio.

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Look  I love my mom.  A lot.  We hang out and chat on the phone and confide things in one another.

But, I do not love my mom the same way Lindsay Lohan loves her mom Dina.

Look at these two.  Rather than looking like mother and daughter they look like two aging lipstick lesbians, one drink away from a night of experimentation they both will regret in the morning.

Seriously, this is…inappropriate.  Look how Dina’s fingers are entwined in her hair.  I hope they don’t think this is sexy…because it is gross.

Do you know who I feel worse for?  Lindsay’s younger brother sitting beside them.  Do you think he is embarrassed by them or is so used to them acting like train wrecks that he doesn’t even notice anymore?

Tanya: *throws up on self*

This is all kinds of wrong. Wrong because moms & daughters should not be physically intimate like that. Wrong because Dina is like the worst mom ever. Wrong because both ladies are probably thinking “this will get us in the mags!”. Wrong because that’s totally true. Wrong because the brother is there. That’s wrong also because I’m fairly sure he’s a minor and this is in a bar. I could go on but I don’t think I need to.

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To answer your question pre-emptively, Tanya, I’ll stop talking about the Brad-Jen-Angie triangle when they stop talking about it.

To promote Moneyball Brad Pitt recently gave an interview with Parade Magazine and had this to say about Jen Aniston:

I spent the ‘90s trying to hide out, trying to duck the full celebrity cacophony. I started to get sick of myself sitting on a couch, holding a joint, hiding out. It started feeling pathetic. It became very clear to me that I was intent on trying to find amovie about an interesting life, but I wasn’t living an interesting life myself,” he continues. “I think that my marriage had something to do with it. Trying to pretend the marriage was something that it wasn’t.”

See.  If they wanted us to drop it they would drop it.  But they don’t.  Even after all of these years, Brad just mentioning Jen’s name caused world wide interest.  What better way to get people to talk about you and your movie than bringing up something that still gets everyone talking?

So was it kind of low class to talk about his marriage that way?  Was he trying to insinuate something?  Apparently not as Brad released this statement the following day:

It grieves me that this was interpreted this way. Jen is an incredibly giving, loving, and hilarious woman who remains my friend. It is an important relationship I value greatly. The point I was trying to make is not that Jen was dull, but that I was becoming dull to myself — and that, I am responsible for.

I don’t know what he meant by what he said or what the intention was…but to me, he is saying, I wasn’t happy.  And that is ok I guess.  He is allowed to want to be happy.  Cheating on your wife, though, isn’t ok, even if it is with your future baby mama.  But I also think he has a right to talk about his feels and not be vilified for it.  But maybe not doing it in such a public forum…what did he think was going to happen when he said that?  And because he is so in control of his image I can’t believe that was accidental.

Tanya: First things first: can we please always say “talk about his feels” instead of “talk about his feelings”? I like “feels” better.

Second: I’m on the same page with you here – if he’s going to talk about it, it’s open to talk about. It’s when the subject gets forced that I’m not cool with. Like, when Jen & her new boy are out and talking about themselves and the media are like “obviously Jen misses Brad”.

Third: I really like what Brad says here: “I was intent on trying to find amovie about an interesting life, but I wasn’t living an interesting life myself” I think that’s really cool that he’s confident enough to say that when a lot of people don’t.

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Apparently John Mayer is putting off the release of his next album as he was recently diagnosed with granuloma which is an inflamed nodule near the vocal chords.

Really?  This must have been around the time that he a was also diagnosed with pretentiousitis and started dressing like Johnny Depp’s loser younger brother.

Hopefully he feels better.  And maybe starts dressing like a normal human being again.

Tanya: I think someone else had this too but I don’t remember who… A quick Google search is giving me nothing either so maybe I’m wrong but I seem to recall a cancelled tour and some operation.

What were we talking about here? John Mayer? Meh. Is it bad that I don’t even care?

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Did you watch Game of Thrones?  If not, you are missing out.  Because it was, like, amazing.  I am currently on the second book in the series which that show is based on.  So excited for the second season.  If you don’t watch the show, then you probably don’t know who Kit Harington is.  He plays Jon Snow, the bastard son or Eddard Stark.

Maybe that is why he looks so sad…because he knows that once they start filming he has to go back to the Wall, to the freezing cold, where the Others and other unknown dangers are waiting.

But seriously, he  has nothing to be sad about.  Game of Thrones is nominated for 13 Emmys tonight.  Hopefully it wins some awards.

Here’s Zuma Rossdale out for a coffee with mom, flashing the photogs the peace sign.

Stacey: OMG. So cute.  And so cool.  Already giving the peace sign.

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