I Smell Smut

It’s Fashion Week AND the TIFF right now but still, gossip has been super lame this week. Unless you care about LeAnn Rimes’ skinny bones, the Breaking Dawn Trailer or Trace Cyrus’s baby-mama possibly faking her pregnancy, the gossip really sucks. And if you do care about those things, I’m sorry. Even briefly mentioning them here is more than I want to talk about them.

So instead, here’s a little Ryan Reynolds on the set of some zombie-police movie that will probably flop just like his last few movies.

Stacey: Oh RyRy.  You had such a promising future.  And then you did Green Lantern.  Whatever happened to Buried Alive or whatever the hell that movie was called?

But even a failing divorcee actor is better than all of those things you mention.  So yay.

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We finally got what we have been asking for; a picture of Lady Gaga without any make up.

Shocking right?  It doesn’t even look like the same person.

While I won’t go as far as calling her “homely”, I also want fall all over myself saying how beautiful she is.

But I will commend her for finally taking all the barriers away and showing us what she looks like sans the theatrics.  And, IMO, I think she looks better.  For me, she looks more relatable.

But I am starting to wonder, as Tanya did, is this just her latest statement…shocking us by being normal?

Tanya: I don’t buy that this is sans-makeup. The perfect dark accent under her eye? The shimmer of her eyelid? The flawless skin? It just looks like a “natural” makeup job instead of a glamour one. Or just some serious airbrushing. For the amount this girl works and refuses to rest I think she’d probably look like a pile of crap if she just brushed her hair in the morning and didn’t get some touch-ups for a photo shoot.

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Word from the wise for LeAnn Rimes.

When people are suggesting you have an eating disorder, one that you are vehemently denying, perhaps try to avoid going out in animal print clothing that makes you look like you are a leopard starving to death in the serengeti.

I don’t even know if there are leopards that live in the serengeti but either way, LeAnn looks like she needs an injection of some good, healthy calories.

Tanya: She looks like she needs to be put down.

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This post is for my hubby who is a huge Montreal Canadians fan.  And apparently so is Viggo Mortensen.  I am not sure Keira Knightley even knows who they are but she played along when they were presented with signed Habs jerseys a press conference for their new movie also staring Michael Fassbender called A Dangerous Method.

On a side note, I am totally loving Keira’s cute new hairstyle.

Tanya: <cuts Viggo a side eye> Do you really think Viggo is a hockey guy?

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First I would like to start by saying that Kirsten Dunst looks amazing.  Considering she used to walk around looking like this…

Actually, I just tried finding crappy photos of her and I couldn’t…she is actually quite pretty.  But that isn’t what this post is supposed to be about.

What it IS supposed to be about is me thinking that her and Alex Skarsgard would make a super hot couple.  Don’t you think so?  They would look amazing together, IMO.

Oh. Remember when she used to date Jake Gyllenhaal?  They were the cutest.  Gossip nostalgia.

Tanya:Hmmm, Kirsten and Alex… I guess I can see it. Not sold on it yet though… She seems like she’d be demanding and he’d be aloof. This is based on what they look like in photos which is totally not credible.

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On first glance I thought this picture of Hayden Panettiere was Pamela Anderson.

And that isn’t a compliment.

Tanya: Even with that in mind, she still looks better than usual.

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In case you have been living under a rock, it has been confirmed this weekend at TIFF that George Clooney’s hot new piece is Stacy Keibler.  In case you need a reminder of who she is, please click here.  So hot.  Apparenly they have been dating for about 3 months…odd since he only fired broke up with his former hot piece, Elisabetta Canalis, on June 22 or this year.

But we all saw that break up coming didn’t we?  George will keep his girls around as long as they follow the rules; don’t talk about his personal life, don’t over-step your place, and don’t under any circumstances talk about marriage or kids.  Remember Sarah Larson?  She was his hot piece from about 4 years ago that got her ass dumped when she started blabbing about family stuff which is no-no number one in the “How to Remain George’s Hot Piece” hand book.

Hopefully Stacy will learn a lesson from her predecessors and do her job: accompany George around during awards season, service his business, only speak when spoken to, never want more for yourself, and be happy that you are with him at all.

Seems pretty easy, why do these bitches keep screwing it up?

I for one am happy they are dating because that means we will get to see more of Stacy, which means more of this.

Tanya: Maybe the last one was getting too old for him.

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Seriously.  Who told this Ian Somerhandler that this smirk of his looks good?  Obviously he is doing it intentionally, its the only look we ever see on his face, someone must have told him he should be doing it.  Well, someone else needs to tell him he looks like a grade-A dick weed before someone (not me) smacks that crooked sneer right off of his face.

Surprisingly, Ian isn’t on my list of celebs that make me face punching angry.

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Apparently, according to TMZ, Jennifer Lopez was spotted out on a date with Bradley Cooper.

See!  What did I say?  Now that she is popular again, she needed an upgrade.  Well, that certainly is an improvement from Skeletor.

We’ll see if this goes anywhere.

PS This isn’t a picture from their date, just a random from some other time.

Tanya: Do. Not. Want. JLo is a man eater and BCoop seems like such a nice guy. This hook up makes me sad.

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Ready to feel grossed out?  Justin Bieber, 17, is already thinking about starting a family.

“Well by 25 or 26, I want to see myself, like, married or start looking for a family,” he told Women’s Wear Daily on Thursday. “I want to be a young dad.”

First of all, when you are 17, you have no idea what being a real adult is all about.  When I was 17, I thought I wanted kids too.  But then I because a grown and realized having kids isn’t a like saying I want a different hair cut or I want to pierce my ears…babies are forever.  And at 17, kids think that having a baby is easy.  Ask Tanya, it isn’t!

Second of all, “looking for a family” makes it sounds like he is going to just go out searching and find one waiting for him on the side of the road.  I don’t know if anyone has talked to him about the birds and the bees yet, but that isn’t how it works.

Thirdy, Justin Bieber, you aren’t allowed to start having kids until you stop looking like a 12 year old girl.

Tanya: Babies are not easy. But if you’re ready, they’re totally worth the effort. Beiber saying that he’s looking forward to setting down at 25-26 doesn’t disturb me at all – if you think about it he’s almost 10 years away from that. It’s like me saying I’m looking forward to something when I’m 37 – in my mind it seems so far away that it’s a nice future idea but nothing that I’m working towards yet.