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Who is this delicate flower of a woman?  Can it really be who I think it is?

It is!  Its Amber Rose.  I almost didn’t recognize her.  Especially since I am so used to seeing her dressed like this.

She almost looks presentable.

Tanya: Amber Rose, I am impressed.

I guess it’s “casual” day with all the celebs wearing their workout gear. First Britney Spears in velour track pants, then Kim Kardashian in her black workout pants and now Amber Rose is showing us the goods while headed to the gym.

I was having a fat day earlier, but now I feel remarkably curveless with a boring white-girl pancake ass. Thanks ladies (?).

Stacey: First Kim, now Amber…where is Coco?

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Like Stacey, I am also trying to be a little nicer in some of my posts. But then you get a gem like this. I honestly do not think that this outfit was chosen because she thought it looked good. This outfit was selected for attention. Just like this one, and this one and this one. And that’s just this week at the Paris Fashion Week. I’m not going to say anything mean about the outfit because frankly, it speaks for itself. I am going to say something about Amber: she wants to stand out and get her photos in the mags. And she is succeeding.

Stacey: She kind of looks like Mimi in this picture.  And I can’t really think of a reason why she would wear this outfit other than to stand out.  Maybe to stay warm?  I don’t know.  But she is definitely standing out.  I imagine that material would be really itchy.  It looks itchy.

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Sorry for the double post on Miss Amber Rose today but I saw this picture and it was just too good not to post.

Its a head scratcher all right.

And have you ever noticed that Kanye and Amber have the exact same hair cut.  They are even wearing the same shades.  I am just happy they aren’t wearing the same outfit

Tanya: Amber would probably look good in that scarf. Why don’t you like it? But in all seriousness, when your BF is wearing jeans, a sweater, a jacket and a scarf, it might be a sign that it’s too cold to wear your mesh dress.

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Its been a really long time since we posted anything about Amber Rose.  Probably since after his tantrum like out burst at the MTV Music Awards, Kanye West has either been in hiding OR behaving, I can’t tell which.

But anyways, I figured what better time to post about her than when she is looking all ghetto fabulous and enraging animal lovers across the world with her head to toe fur coat.

While this is an opinion blog I will not get into the whole fur debate.  I will say this though.  As mush as I would not wear this jacket because I would feel like I am wearing my dogs fur, I think she looks awesome.  I especially love her shoes.  However, I don’t love the fact that the coat is covering her ass.  And I could do without the Kanye.

Tanya: Amber looks hot. And the fur looks good even though I’m not a fur person. If we had “ethical fur” I’d go for it, but we don’t. This animal (or animals) probably did not need to die for any reason other than Amber to look fabulous. For shame Amber Rose, for shame.

Last week I gave Lindsay Lohan a hard time for being the crappiest salesperson out there. Today I take it back.

Here is Amber Rose in what looks to me like the newest tights from Lindsay’s collection.

Stacey: Or….does this make Lindsay the best sales person because people are clearly following her “fashion trends”?  Or is this just something that trashy people do?  I am going with option B.

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Stacey’s been hitting the books hard this week for an upcoming midterm, and as a reward for all that studying here’s her 2 favourite asses. The only way this photo would be better was if Kim Kardashian found her way in there. But then your monitor would probably shatter. You just can’t fit that much junk inside the frame.

Stacey: Too…much….amazingness…for…one…photo!

I love these two!  Matching tacky outfits, cheap platinum blond hair, and gaudy pink lipstick!  What I wouldn’t give to be in this picture!

Thanks Tanya!  That totally brightened my day

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Alright, enough about Kanye.  Lets talk about Amber Rose.  Because, really, she is the best part about him anyways.  I am not really sure what exactly she is wearing but it makes her look like some kind of sexy, ghetto fabulous reptile…I like it!  But only on her.  That takes some serious balls…metaphorically, of course…to wear this outfit.  She is so trashy.  I think that’s why I love her.

The gossip world is abuzz this morning with the MTV VMAs so if you want to read about them check out some of the links on our blogroll. For some photo highlights check out the gallery below. There’s some Beyonce sharing the stage with Taylor Swift (Beyonce said in her acceptance speech that she remembered being up on the stage getting her first VMA at 17 with Destiny’s Child and it was the most amazing experience ever so she wanted Taylor to have that experience too), Jack Black with some huge muscles, Kanye with his booze and his broad (booze = inappropriate behaviour?), Katy Perry looking like Wonder Woman, Lady Gaga channeling A Clockwork Orange, the Twilight cast (LOVE Kristen’s hair) and some more

Enjoy!

Stacey: I think I love B now.  So sweet of her to do that.  Honestly, she looked mortified when Kanye was on stage. 

I love that Carey Hart and Pink are back together!  Love them!

And Taylor Lautner?  So hot.  Him and Taylor Swift should get together.

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Amber Rose and her booty at a pool party, wearing high heals and some strange contact lenses.  My question is why is everyone doing this?  Wearing heals at the pool.  Look, I understand it looks good, but I am starting to fear for their safety.

I wish my job was to go to pool parties…but if that were my job and I was wearing high heals, I would be walking someone where talking on my phone holding a pina collada and I would slip in a puddle, try and gain my balance but instead twist my ankle, throwing my drink on myself and dive head first into the pool, of course screaming my head off the whole time gaining the attention and laughter of everyone at said pool party.  Guaranteed.  That never seems to happen to any of these girls.  I guess that’s why its their job to go to pool parties and not mine.

Tanya: The contacts are not a good look. And I doubt anyone is actually in the pool at these pool parties so the deck would be dry and you wouldn’t slip and fall in