aPete Wentz is full of bad decisionsbut even he knows that dancing in the bleachers is not appropriate for the US Open. Imagine embarrassing Pete Wentz. Ouch.

Stacey: This girl is just a busted mess.  Whats up with her greasy nasty hair?  Couldn’t she shower before heading out?  Ick!

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Not to be rude or anything but what kind of G.D. outfits are those?  Do they know they aren’t in the 1920′s? Especially Pete.  I mean, did he suddenly start taking his styling cues from Goofy?  I know he likes to be “alternative” but this is a little out there.

Ashlee is not terrible.  But she has just changed her appearance so much from plastic surgery that I can barley recognize her anymore.  And she has the worst posture.  Stand up straight, girl!

Tanya: If they put these outfits together properly I’d be all for them. Pete’s is alright but Ashlee looks so frumpy! This dress looks like it was bought for $2 at Stitches. It fits her terribly. If she cinched the waist to give her a little shape and then fixed her posture so she had some shoulders and boobs it might work for her.

But instead these two look absolutely ridiculous.

I’ve always enjoyed the rumors that Ashlee Simpson has a chin implant (really, who wants a large prominent chin?) so it makes me sad to say that it’s probably natural as she has passed it on to little Bronx Mowgli.

Stacey: It unfortunate the Ashlee gave into the pressure and had plastic surgery.  She was pretty before and unique looking and recognizable.  Now when I see pictures of her I am not really sure who I am looking at and need to see the caption for a positive i.d.  She blends in with the rest of her peers and because her singing and acting aren’t making her stand out, she kind of blends into the background.

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So Jessica Simpson  appears to be a bit peeved after Melrose Place fired her little sis, Ashlee.  Ashlee was hired earlier this year to star in the remake of the famous show but was let go last week, apparently because she sucked (ummm, duh).

But Jessica, ever the classy bitch, has taken the high road and tweeted this over the weekend:

“CW catching up on MP.who writes this crap? i have had bad scripts to work with,but this? thank God my sister is amazing and got you some press.”

Hmmm, bitter much?  And really, who would know better about what crap is than Jess?

Ummm, hello Pot?  Yes, this is the kettle calling…

Tanya: Piift. Ashlee’s role was only a temporary role anyway so she wasn’t really “fired”, more like she “completed her contract”. And dissing your sister’s employer on Twitter = Lame. Good think Ashlee doesn’t do that to Jess… oh wait… Jess doesn’t get any rolls in the first place…

Looking great... except for the socks...

Their relationship has always seemed a bit off but thankfully they’ve gone out in public to kiss which lets us know what everything is OK.

I want to write about how this whole marriage is a sham because Wentz is clearly batting for the other team. The only reason they’re kissing is because he likes the shade of lipstick Ashlee is wearing and she wouldn’t let him wear it out (“if I kiss her, then I can wear some too…”).

But then I saw the socks. No self-respecting gay man would wear white tube socks with an all black ensemble.

So, Pete Wentz: Not gay? or Gay with no self-respect?

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Stacey: While I think there is a possibility that Pete bats for the other team, I totally buy him and the lesser Simpson.  I don’t know why, but I do.  Although, he has a serious case of the TMIs…Too much Information.  There have been multiple times where I read what he has said and think to myself “Does he hear himself speak?”.  If my husband shared some of the info about me that Pete has shared about Ashlee, I would kick him right in the crotch.  Let ye be warned…

More pics after the jump…

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