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For any of you who still care, Charlie Sheen has officially been replaced on Two and a Half Men.  And just when you thought they couldn’t find anyone more douchey than Charlie Sheen, they managed to find someone both more douchey and more annoying…Ashton Kutcher.

And the class act that Charlie is, he had this to say:

“Kutcher is a sweetheart and a brilliant comedic performer … Oh wait, so am I!!…Enjoy the show America.  Enjoy seeing a 2.0 in the demo every Monday, WB.”

Ok.  I have grown to detest Charlie Sheen so much that I am actually looking forward to Ashton Kutcher.  Ya.  Amazing, I know.

Tanya: I think I like Ashton Kutcher even less than Charlie Sheen which is pretty impressive. Will I watch the new T&aHM? Definitely not. But did I watch the old one? No.

Ashton Kutcher must hate France because this is what he wore to the Paris premier of No Strings Attached which is translated into French as Sex Friends. I’m not sure what is worse, the sweater or the renaming of the film. Actually I do. The sweater is worse. “Sex Friends” is kind of awesome. They should have named it this in the first place.

Stacey: I think “Sex Friends” is better than No Strings Attached.  And I also think that sweater should be thrown in the garbage.  Along with Ashton Kutcher.

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Best Movie Poster Ever.

So who really was the worst  of the worst last year? Here’s the list of the movies, actresses and actors who are nominated for sucking BIG TIME last year. Mostly it’s The Last Airbender, Twilight Eclipse and Sex & the City 2, but you can check out the full list and our opinions after the jump. But first I’d like to defend Twilight Eclipse: sure the acting was full fontrum, and the directing was pretty bad but it is EXACTLY the same as the book and you know the author was on hand to make sure it stayed that way so I’m putting most of the blame for that movie on her, not on the people trying to make it less lame.

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Surprisingly, this post is not about how Demi Moore is still with Ashton Kutcher even though everyone thinks that he cheated on her.

No.  This post is about the fact that I cannot stand it when famous people go out without their clothes being properly hemmed.

I can maybe understand it from Lindsay Lohan because, well, she’s a busted mess.  But not from Demi Moore.

Seriously.  How rich are these people?  There is no excuse for them to go out to a red carpet looking like this.  Its unacceptable.

Tanya: That is a nasty ass dress to begin with and it looks like it was probably super long too. It looks like it was bought at WalMart. Cutting it off might have been an improvement (aside from the fact that it looks like a raggedy mess) but it’s still an ass dress.

And what’s up with Ashton? He looks like he just got in trouble for picking on a kid in band class.

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Ok.  Instead of playing our least favorite game, lets play our most favorite game…photo assumption!

In case you haven’t heard, Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher have been the subject of much speculation in the tabloids lately.  Apparently, in three straight Star Magazine issues, they are accusing Ashton of cheating with some ho that allegedly has text messages to “prove” the affair.  And the vultures are circling pretty hard core on this one.  And you know, where there’s smoke, there’s fire.  Apparently, Demi doesn’t want to leave Ashton.  Because he keeps her young and has made her relevant again.  And he cheated because, well Demi’s old and can’t dance.  Ok, that’s why I think he cheated.  But please keep in mind this is all alleged.

And, a part of me thinks its true.  It may explain Demi’s recent bizarre behavior.  And it feels an awful lot like the Josh Duhamel/Fergie affair where they denied it and said they were going to sue and then didn’t and then just stayed together.

Anyways back to the game.  Look at these pictures.  Based on the above information doesn’t it seem forced?  Doesn’t it look like the are trying to prove something?  This united front.  Doesn’t it seem contrived.  And doesn’t Demi look desperate?  Like a desperate little girl clinging to the last of a love that may have run its course?  For her sake, if this is true, I hope she kicks him to the curb because she looks ridiculous.

And for the record, if this is all lies why don’t they sue Star like they said they would?

Tanya: Awkward! This is the most uncomfortable photo ever. She’s clingy and he’s so over it.

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This is awesome. Thanks to People Magazine for putting it together!

Where do some of our favourite celebrity kids get their fashion influences from? Check out the gallery:

Stacey: OMG.  So awesome.  The ones of Kingston and Levi are killing me!

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Sweet.  I love when celebs are caught being a drunk mess.  Not because its fun to make fun of them, but because it often shows candid moments of letting themselves go and not being constantly concerned with if the paparazzi is going to catch them doing something they shouldn’t be.  Its a rare moment of letting their guard down, which I am sure are few and far between.

These pictures make me happy for Demi Moore.  Let it all hang out, chicky!  Woohoo!  I love the picture of Ashton having taken the beer away from her like “Ok, sweetie, you’ve had just about enough of that”.  I have soooo been there.

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Robert Pattinson was recently asked about the whole Kristen Stewart using the term “rape” when describing being hounded for photographs.  We discussed it briefly here, but over all decided we still love her.

Apparently, R Patz didn’t take to kindly to it.

That whole system of Internet journalists, where no one is called to account, is almost entirely about hate. All these people get away with doing it because they have no responsibility to anyone.”

All they need is to get a salacious headline and people click on it, because it’s easy. And it’s quite good being part of these ‘Twilight’ films because you have to give so many interviews all the time, you can defend yourself. That’s the only way. All of us stick together, as well. There are so many little nerds behind their computers, on their little blogs”

*Pfft!*  Nerds?  Nerds?

Well, maybe we are a little but…..but……We’re rubber and you’re glue and what ever you say bounces off of us and sticks to you.

To be fair, we do get to say whatever we want without much repercussion.  But, I would also say it to their faces too.  Would I tell Ashton Kutcher he is a douche?  Totally.  Would  I tell Coco I love her ass?  Hells ya!  Would I tell Lindsay Lohan to get her crap together.  Absolutely!  Would I tell Kristen she used an inappropriate word to describe something, that while it is intrusive, isn’t as bad as being raped?  Yes I would.  And if that makes me a nerd then so be it!

I am Nerd, hear me roar!

Tanya: I LOVE the photo you used for this. So appropriate. Pift. Whatever RPattz. You think we don’t know we’re nerds? ‘Cause we totally do. And we know that we’re a little more open because we don’t have any accountability to anyone. So there!

All the celebs were out to promote Valentine’s Daylast night and most of them are looking super hot. Most of them except Bradley Cooper who must have thought his stubble was thick enough that no one would notice if he stopped the bronzer just into his facial hair line. The only other explanation I have for this is that maybe it’s a tan line from a bandanna he was wearing over his mouth while he was out robbing trains old school style. Also on the topic of Bradley Cooper, he totally reminds me of Robin Williams in the photo below.

Stacey: What is UP with Jessica Biel’s dress?  Is she aware it is a movie premier and not a casting call for The Little Mermaid?  Or some weird bird enthusiast party.  Its just too much.  Ick.  I love Jennifer Garner’s dress though. Looks great on her!  Not so hot on Anne Hathaway’s though.  It’s the color.  Just for the record, peeps, my love affair with Taylor Lautner is officially.  No thanks to Lainey.  She ruined him forever for me.  Really.

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A few weeks ago Toronto Blue Jays player Alex Rios was caught on tape deny a kid an autograph after a game and there has been a lot of backlash and fan fall out since.

Douche bag extraordinaire, Ashton Kutcher took to Twitter and had this to say:

“Truth… autographs R annoying.”

You know what, Asston (typo and I am keeping it), you are annoying.  And celebs who don’t sign autographs are annoying.  Because you forget who made you famous.  Your fans.  You owe everything you have to the people who support you.  And for you are a baseball player to not stop and sign one stupid autograph, especially for a kid, is the biggest douche bag move that you can pull.  I know that there are many people out there who disagree with me but I don’t care.  Not signing for an autograph hound is one thing, but a kid?  Unforgivable. 

Once again, Ashton proves why his douchiness is too much to handle.  Are there even people out there who want his autograph?