Audrina Patridge’s face sums up how we’ve been feeling around here – just keep looking up. Your boobs may be wonky, you may have no real talents or career at the moment but you’re still smoking hot, so just keep looking up.

Stace – this is our new motto. Accompanied by this photo.

Audrina Patridge totally looks like a wax figure.

Stacey: Just keep looking up.  I like it.  I also like Audrina’s boobies.  They are fantastic.

(pic: The Superficial)

(Pics: The Gossip Girls)

Woah.  What is happening to my girlfriend, Audrina Patridge?  She is normally pretty healthy looking, curvy and juicy in all the right places.  But these pictures are a little alarming.  She is looking really thin.  And not at all curvy or juicy in any of the right places.  What is happening here?

Tanya: Yucky.

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(Pic: Celebslam)

Well, peeps.  Weather hasn’t been great here in Miami and I still haven’t seen any celebrities.  Unless you count seeing Lil Wayne on the jumbotron at the basketball game.

So, in order to make myself feel better, I thought I would post a picture of my girlfriend, Audrina Patridge, in a bikini.  I know this pic is an oldie but its a goodie.  Do you think she own anything else to wear besides bikinis?  Not that it matters because why would we want to see her in anything else?  And why would she own anything else to wear when she looks this good in a bikini?

On a side note, Audrina is apparently single again after she broke up recently with some guy she was dating.  Maybe she could hook up with JT?

Tanya: I get the impression that JT is just as much of a “status” dater as Biel is made out to be. A JT/Audrina hookup could happen but he’d totally deny it. He’ll be “dating” someone with a better status in no time.

Audrina Patridge in a bikini? This one’s for you, Stacey.

Stacey: So. Hot.

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(Pics Just Jared, The Superficial)

You know, I think AnnaLynne McCord might be my new girl crush.  This girl is hot.  Plus, she is dating Kellan Lutz so that is a totally bonus and adds to her hotness.

I just haven’t been seeing enough of Audrina lately and I tend to be an “out of sight, out of mind” type person.  It happened with Zach Quinto.  Well, that and the fact that his clothes were becoming unacceptable and he cut his hair.  But that’s beside the point.  The point is, we don’t see enough of Audrina and AnnaLynne is all over the place right now so…move over Audrina, there is another hottie in town.

Tanya: I added a pic of Audrina Patridge in a bikini to the gallery because even if you’re moving on from her, she’s still nice on the eyes.

Audrina Patridge < AnnaLynne McCord.

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(Pic:  The Superficial)

Hey peeps.  Sorry I haven’t been on the blog too much in the last few days.  Super busy with Mother’s Day and other such things.  Oh.  And work.

But I thought I would offer up a peace offering in order to tide you over until I can gather some really good gossip for you.  So, here is Audrina Patridge in a barely there bikini.  I am not really sure what is going on with those bottoms but they are barely hanging in there.  And I am not sure what she is standing in front of, but that is a very unfortunate angle.

Anyways, I hope you either enjoy ogling this picture or laughing at.  I am not sure which I want to do.

Tanya:Audrina’s totally hot, but her crotch is kinda weirding me out. I can’t stop staring at it. It looks… uncomfortable to say the least. But you can tell from her tan lines that her bathing suits are getting smaller. Can’t wait to see what’s in store for next week!

Who are the hottest ladies around? Well, Stacey & I withdrew our names from the running because it just wouldn’t be fair to the other women of the world, so after us, here’s the top 20 from Maxim’s Hot 100!

1. Katy Perry
2. Brooklyn Decker
3. Zoe Saldana
4. Blake Lively
5. Megan Fox
6. Rihanna
7. Elisabetta Canalis
8. Olivia Munn
9. Kim Kardashian
10. Marisa Miller
11. Eva Mendes
12. Audrina Patridge
13. Amber Heard
14. Scarlett Johansson
15. Amanda Bynes
16. Selita Ebanks
17. Leighton Meester
18. Christina Aguilera
19. Bar Refaeli
20. Olivia Wilde

Stacey: Hmmmm.  You know what?  I totally dig this list.  Katy Perry as #1.  I like it!  Thank you, Maxim, for going out on a limb and having some innovative choices.  Although I am still not sure about this Olivia Munn business.  Seriously.  Who thinks this chick is actually hot?  Who actually knows who she is?

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I don’t watch The Hills so I’m not sure how true to form this video is, but I do read celebrity gossip and I know that Audrina Patridge is always staring at the ceiling, Heidi Montag is made of plastic and Spencer Pratt a little bit psycho so to me this video is 100% dead on.

Stacey: Tee hee.  That was funny.

On a side note, I got sucked into the season opener of The Hills last night.  Are you really that surprised?  Please!  I love it.  And hate myself for it.

Anyways, Heidi debuted her new look.  And rather than it being kinda funny, it was mostly just kind of sad.  To see her mom’s reaction (tears) broke my heart.  Heidi blamed her unhappiness with her appearance on living in Hollywood. Hollywood may have magnified those insecurities, but they are deep inside.  Maybe she should have looked there rather than at the external factors?

Ok peeps, I am officially back.  Back in Canada, back to work, and most importantly, back to blogging!  Yay!  However, I am a little under water with work as I have been away for almost three weeks, but I am going to comment on the old posts and hopefully squeeze a couple posts in today and tomorrow before I can really get back to it.  So if you are interested, go back and read my ads to Tanya’s.  But in the mean time, here is Audrina, my girl crush, in a bikini to tide you all over.

Vacation was great.  We hit up Ultra Music Festival in Miami, went to Disney World, spent some time on the beach (where I got an EPIC sun burn), then cruised to Belize, Grand Caymen, Honduras, and Mexico.  It was hard to come back but I was also ready to be home.  Sometimes I wish my home were in Miami.  That way, I wouldn’t get homesick and I could enjoy the weather I love.

Anyways, missed you all.  Especially you Tanya.  Thanks so much for keeping the blog kicking while I was away.  I know how busy you are

PS  Kim Kardashian was in South Beach the whole time I was there.  Unfortunately I didn’t get to see her.  How do the paparazzi always know where these people are?

Tanya: Yay!!! I’m glad you’re back!! Can’t wait to hear about the trip

(Pics: Celebslam and FHM)

Its been so long sine we have posted about Audrina Patridge.  I mean, its not like she does anything of real importance besides posing on the front of and inside of magazines.  But since she is really good at that, I think she be doing more of it.

Here are some pics of Audrina from FHM Magazine.

Since we post so much for the girls, here is a little something for our guy readers (and for me ).

Tanya: Totally forgot about your girl crush. Audrina is hot though. Meow! But seriously, why is this girl famous?

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