Beyonce showing off her baby bump at a DVD release party. To me, this dress makes it look like she sweats gold and has some giant sweat marks under her armpits.

Who am I kidding, Beyonce probably does sweat gold.

Stacey: Or you could sell her sweat for the price of gold.

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Beyonce & Jay-Z are chilling in Croatia and B is showing off her baby bump. WOW. I have absolutely nothing but speculation here but I’d say she’s like 6 months along. She did a good job keeping it under wraps. By my estimate she’ll be having a Christmas baby

Stacey: Hehe.  She has a cute little baby belly.  But I suppose this is what a pregnant belly looks like when their is a 6 pack of muscles over top.

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I am so excited for this! Beyonce showed off her bump at the MTV Video Awards and effectively announced that she and Jay Z are expecting a baby!!

This is going to be the coolest kid ever. I can’t wait to watch them grow up (wait, does that sound incredibly creepy..?).

Stacey: On second read it does sound a little creepy, Tan.

I know you are excited about this but for me it is just another celeb pregnancy.  And maybe it is just me but I thought it was a little tacky how she revealed it.  For people who are normally so private about their personal lives I felt the reveal was a little…exploitive?  Maybe its just me.

But I am happy for them.

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(Pics: Just Jared, dlisted, Socialite Life, I’m Not Obsessed)

Well, last night was the Met Gala and what that means is that everyone and their dogs were attending wearing their bold and/or beautiful best.  Since the pictures are giving me a big, fat, case of the yawnies, rather than posting a million posts about each individual dress, I just decided to pick a couple high lights and low lights.

Highlights?  I love Christina Ricci’s dress; I think she looks amazing.  And I know you guys don’t like Maggie Gyllenhaal but I do so I included her.  And I loved Emma Stone’s dress and Michelle Williams too.  And Sofia Vergara because, wek

Lowlights?  Brooklyn Decker is straight up offending me with her brightly colored, flat dress.  Seriously, this color is horrible and makes her look like she has zero shape.  And Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen.  Need I say more?

Tanya: I agree with you on all except Christina Ricci – her dress accentuates her tiny waist a little too much and makes her body look incredibly weird.

Some others I’ve come across and wanted to add: Beyonce’s dress was so tight she had to be carried up the stairs, Kate Hudson decided to accentuate her ass to make her baby bump look smaller (?), Miranda Kerr wins the “Stripper Wedding Gown” award this year (there’s a dress that fits this category every year), Mary Kate Olson in her Mrs Clause dress and Demi Moore wearing the outfit that she probably wore to watch the Royal Wedding because she wasn’t invited.

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I don’t care how often you wear heels or how comfortable your heels are, walking around a theme park in these boots is ridiculous. There is no way Beyonce and Jay-Z spent more than an hour at Euro Disney, and if they did you know they had someone driving them around in a little golf cart or something.

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While you are at work today making just enough to cover your mortgage/rent and your car payment, Beyonce and Jay-Z are out in Paris spending more on dinner and a hotel than you spend on groceries and rent for a whole month and are wearing purses and shoes that probably cost close to your annual income.

Both worked super hard to make it where they are today, but still. I’m a little jealous that I can’t just hop on my yacht and go to Paris for dinner.

Stacey: Ya, I am a little jealous too.  But also, I judge them too.  No one person needs to be that wealthy.

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Jay-Z and Beyonce sitting courtside at the Nets game. J looks like he should have worn a light jacket or hoodie or something.

Sorry for the slow posts today but there just doesn’t seem to be much going on in the celeb world today while everyone gently eases their Oscar hangovers. Maybe tomorrow will be more entertaining?

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After the whole world reported on the questionable possibility of the Queen B being pregnant (including us), she showed up somewhere yesterday in this super tight dress looking amazing.

Unless she is only, like, a month along, there is NO WAY this woman is pregnant.  Look at that body.  There is no baby there.

So, I am calling BS on our own story.

You know, B isn’t my favorite, but when she is all natural like this, this woman is gorgeous.  She looks so good.

Tanya: I <3 B.

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We don’t really like to play the baby speculation game too much (mostly because we are anti-procreation), but I thought this would be a fun one to report on because I know how much Tanya loves them.

Us Weekly is reporting from “a source” that Beyonce is preggo with hubby, Jay-Z’s, baby.

I have to admit, I would be excited to see their baby and how cute it is and what kind of name they would come up with.  If it would be a cute little diva like B or a gangster like J?

Please keep in mind this is far from a slam dunk as the details and “source” sound a little sketchy, at the very least.  They are making it sound like it was an accidenta surprise and they weren’t expecting it.  Unlike some people we know *ahem Christina Aguilera ahem*, Beyonce doesn’t need a baby up in order to keep her career alive.  In fact, I think a baby would hinder her career.  She can still sell out world tours ten times over.  Why take a break for a baby when your career is at it’s peek?

Tanya:Eeeee! I hope this is true. Just like I hope Mariah Carey & Nick Cannon really are preggo too – I think babies will suit them. And I’m interested to see their kids’ style. Mimi’s little girl would be all Hello Kitty!, and I think J&B’s kid would be just like Willow Smith – the coolest 9 year old on the block.

I think Beyonce’s career would be fine with a kid. If she still wanted to tour she could (Jay-Z and Beyonce are LOADED, they could bring a whole army of nannies on tour with them) and even if she took a few years off I think she’d be OK too.

(Pic: Just Jared)

Beyonce is not my favorite so maybe I am bias but this look is terrible.  Its all “80′s Prom” instead of “Black Tie Formal”.  I don’t like it.  That dress must be from House of Dereon.  Ick.

Tanya: Beyonce’s 80′s prom look > Tyra Bank’s fishnet face