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Rumors are abound that Leo DiCaprio is done with Blake Lively.  While I think that them hooking up was almost too obvious that it is almost pathetic, I don’t think these two are done.  Plus, the original rumor came from, like, a super sketchy, non reliable tabloid somewhere in Europe.  So ya.  Probably not true.  Although the reason they are giving is that Leo took Blakey to meet his mommy (he’s a huge mama’s boy) and Blakey couldn’t shut up about herself.  So mama DiCaprio told Leo to dump the bitch and he did.  Allegedly.  Like I said, I’m not buying it.  But what do I know?

On a side note…this picture doesn’t look like Blake does it?

Tanya: She looks like 20 year old Gwyneth Paltrow.

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Ugh.  Can we talk about these two for a moment.  Blake Lively must have a hypnotic vagina because notoriously reclusive Leo DiCaprio has suddenly become much less camera shay.  In fact, it almost seems as though he wants to be papped with Blake.  What gives?

Well, if you ask me, and I am totally and completely making all of this up but here is my theory:

A few weeks ago there was the big “Herpes” Law suit.  You know the one where some anonymous person alleged that a major A list celeb gave them herpes…on purpose?  Well, a lot of people that it was Leo.  Why?  Because a few days before the story broke, he and Bar Rafaeli broke up.  I know it is a stretch but …what better way to get people to forget your scandal than to get someone else’s scandal into the limelight.  So lets say Leo gets Blake to release these photos in exchange for a high profile romance, boosting her career and raising her rankings in Hollywood.  Because lets not forget, people get more famous now a days for scandals even if they have no other discernible talent (I am looking at you Kim Kardashian).

I know this is totally absurd but, to me, its the only real explanation for Leo to all of a sudden go completely against everything he has ever done before.  Either that or Blake has a magic poon.

Tanya: HAHAHAHAHAHAH. I’ve heard that Leo might be clinging to this relationship because it takes the attention away from some other scandal that he might be involved in, but intentionally spreading herpes? My BS detector is ringing on that one.

But it is REALLY weird that he’d be so low key about Bar who he dated forever and is super hot and then be so public with Blake who’s he’s dated for like 2 weeks and who is generating so much interest right now.

Who knew a some nudie pics would cause such a good amount of gossip?

Ben Affleck was out with Jennifer Garner and the girls yesterday sporting a black eye which has led many to speculate that the Blake Lively nude pics, where are said to have been taken while she was filming The Town with Affleck, were intended for Ben and when Jenn saw them she freaked out and kicked the crap out of Ben Affleck and then leaked them online for the world to see.

It’s a good theory. However, if Ben was the recipient and Jennifer Garner found them she probably would have given him a black eye, then found someone to release them online looking like some hacker by which time the black eye probably would have healed. And if you knew that your name was already attached to these photos would you go out in public right away with a black eye and further the speculation? Probably not. Ben & Jen are pretty low key to begin with, I think they’d know how to play this one a bit better if it were true.

Maybe Ben Affleck just saw them online for the first time the other day and Jennifer Garner totally busted his face for looking at them.

I like this storyline of Jennifer Garner kicking ass and leaking nude photos to smear another girls image. She always comes across so non-threatening so this new image is kinda fun.

Stacey: Ya, but what better way to make people think it isn’t you then by acting in the way in which you wouldn’t act if it was you?

Did that make sense.

I totally think Jen had something to do with this.  What better way to embarrass the hussy who messed with your husband (allegedly) then leaking nude photos of her just when her “career” is starting to take off?

While Jen has always seemed really nice and polite, even the nicest girls can be bitches.   Sometimes their inner bitch is the worst because they are always hiding and repressing it.

I think the black eye is unrelated though.  Sometimes a black eye is just a black eye.

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Apparently whoever got a hold of Blake Lively’s nude pictures isn’t too impressed that Blake Lively’s rep is denying the whole thing. Sure this isn’t a picture of Blake Lively naked, but it is a picture that matches the others that sure looks a lot like Blake. Think there’s another girl out there who is Blake Lively’s naked twin sister or think this is totally her?

I’m going with “totally her”.

Stacey: My favorite take on this story is Lainey’s which is alluding to a very nasty blind item she posted.

Not to sound totally out of the lingo loop but…what is a “fap”?

Tanya: From Urban Dictionary:

Fap: The onomatopoeic representation of masturbation. Often used to suggest that something is attractive.

Did you see those Natalie Portman pics? *fap fap fap*

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Sorry for the double Blake Lively post peeps, but this story grabbed my attention.

Late yesterday, nude photos of a girl strongly resembling Blake started making the rounds.  And a few outlets were saying they were indeed Blake.  I am not going to post them here as her lawyer released the following statement to Us Weekly and I don’t want to get my ass sued:

“The Photos of Blake Lively which have just surfaced on various websites including Perez Hilton and Zap2it are 100 percent fake.

Blake has never taken nude photos of herself. Blake will pursue legal action against the publication which initially published these photographs and any other outlets that republish them in any manner.”

Just curious.  If it isn’t really her, can she sue a website for posting the photos?  Even if they say it isn’t her?  I mean, if there were nude photos out there of someone who looked like me, I don’t think I would be able to sue a site who posted them.

You can check the photos out here.  I think it looks like her.  I mean, the face, the body.  If they are fake, who ever did them went through an awful lot of trouble to get someone who resembled Blake so strongly that she is actually threatening to sue anyone who posts the photos that look like her.  It seems too much for such little payoff.  If it is her though…when will these girls learn from one another’s mistakes and not do this?  It seems almost cliche now.

I don’t know.  Maybe it’s just me but…me thinks the lady doth protest too much.

Tanya: I think you probably could sue for libel or false representation or something like that but in all likelihood it would go nowhere. If I had someone posting photos that looked that much like me I’d protest too. Most of the “leaked” celeb photos that aren’t actually of the celeb they say look a little questionable, but these ones look pretty dead on.

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Ummm, ya.  So I guess this is happening.  Blake Lively and Leo DiCaprio are apparently an item or something now.  Whatever.  I am throwing them a big, fat side eye roll because this hook up is almost too obvious.

Us Weekly won (read: paid mucho dinero) the coveted photos of the two of them holding hands somewhere in France.  And on the cover they declare “How Leo Won Blake’s Heart!”

I’m sorry.  What was that?  Did I warp to some alternative dimension where Blake is the bigger star than Leo?  Where we are supposed to believe that Leo was the one chasing Blake?  Bitch please.  Leo is the big player here.  Leo is the one who Blake would have been chasing.  Leo is one of the most sought after bachelors in the world and Blake has been looking for an upgrade since dumping Penn Badgley last year.  To try an insinuate that Leo was the one doing the grovelling is almost insulting.  Leo doesn’t have to chase.  Blake was probably on her hands and knees (most literally) begging Leo to be his girlfriend.

What surprises me about this whole thing though is that Leo is usually pretty low profile and hates getting papped or having his business in the rag mags.   To me, it seems planted by her people (please, you know they do this).  Will be interesting to see how long this lasts.

For the record, I don’t like them already.  But that is mostly because I don’t particularly care for them as individuals.

Tanya: It totally seems like her publicists are just taking every little bit they have to make this into a bigger story than it is. Leo is pretty low profile when it comes to his relationships (didn’t him and Bar date for like 5 years and never really confirm it?) so I don’t see him putting up with this for too long.

I had assumed that Blake Lively hooking up with Leo DiCaprio was just an attempt to land a role in The Great Gatsby but I guess not because the rumour mill is going strong that they’re a couple now and they were photographed out on a yacht in Cannes today as well. Maybe no one told Blake that Carey Mulligan got the part?

Stacey: Ugh *insert eye roll here*.  Seriously?  She is such a fame whore that she would totally be chasing him.  And she is totally his type (read: vapid, leggy blond) that he totally would be into her too.

Lets hope this isn’t something that evolves…I don’t think I could handle these two together.

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Time Magazine recently released their 100 Most Influential list.  And Blake Lively was included.  Urm….most influential what?  Look, I don’t hate Blake or anything.  I just don’t understand what her influence is.  Most influential boobies?  Maybe but I have a sneaking suspicion that Time doesn’t include people on their list because of great boobies.  If that were the case, Sofia Vergara would be on the list.

Baz Luhrmann, whom I love, was asked to write something about Blake for Time and this is what he said:

Every now and then, an actor or actress manages to somehow channel the vitality of youth — that indefinable, natural, unprocessed glamour full of possibility and filled with anticipation for an endless future. I’ve known Blake the actress, and I’ve known Blake the person, who would surprise many with her down-to-earth coolness. She makes you feel that she, and life, are going to go on forever.

Ok.  If she is all those things, why didn’t Baz cast her in The Great Gatspy instead of Carey Mulligan?

PS.  I do NOT like her new red hair.

Tanya: The only thing Blake Lively has ever influenced me to do is change the channel when Gossip Girl comes on.

I’m not sure what has inspired Blake Lively’s wardrobe choices for her Green Lantern promo appearances, but I think it might have to do with a sale at a Halloween outfitters store. I am going to call this look “classy, sexy bar maid”.

Stacey: I’ll tell you what the point of this dress is…showing off her boobies and legs…because that is all Blake is and has to offer.

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Blake Lively showing off her gams at the CinemaCon Awards.

Is it just me or does she look like she’s wearing the outfit of a 5 year old in a beauty pageant who is about to do some tap dancing to show off her “talents”?

Stacey: I hate everything this girl wears.  Because all it is ever deisgned to do is show off some part of her body.

PS.  Is it just me or does she always have JBF hair?

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