Jessica Simpson has always had an ample bosom, but her pregnancy boobs are getting ridiculous. And the scary part is she isn’t even due until spring! Jessica Simpson’s boobs might get bigger than the average woman’s pregnant belly. Yikes!

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When LeAnn Rimes first got her breast implants we sided with her because they were nice and conservative (see here for a refresher).

But this picture of LeAnn Rimes taken on Saturday seems a little more booby. Actually, a lot more booby. Not sure if she’s just wearing a super push-up bra, if she lost some more weight everywhere else (she’s a skeleton, unless she’s removing organs this is likely not what is happening) or if she got bigger implants.

Because this is LeAnn Rimes who clearly has some body issues I’m going to go with the theory that her implants got bigger which actually makes me sad for her. She wasn’t too bad to begin with but the extreme weight loss and now giant boobs make her look awful. I’m sad that she feels that she needs to do this to herself

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Audrina Patridge’s face sums up how we’ve been feeling around here – just keep looking up. Your boobs may be wonky, you may have no real talents or career at the moment but you’re still smoking hot, so just keep looking up.

Stace – this is our new motto. Accompanied by this photo.

Audrina Patridge totally looks like a wax figure.

Stacey: Just keep looking up.  I like it.  I also like Audrina’s boobies.  They are fantastic.

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If we’re to believe the rumor, Amy Winehouse is not content with only shoving plastic in her chest area and is looking to put some more junk in the trunk.

Some of her friends(?) told The Sun:

“Amy loves her boobs. She can’t stop touching them and showing them off to friends.

“She says she feels womanly again and wants to be more curvy like she used to be.

“She thinks by having another op and bum implants that she will achieve her dream pin-up look.”

Bum implants?? Girl, do some squats.

Stacey: Aahhh, replacing one addiction with another.

BTW, I think her boobs look great.  And I am all for bigger bums.  ANd normally I would be with you Tanya but she ain’t doin’ no squats.  So let her have her bum implants.

Instead of eating some nutritious food and getting some natural curves, Amy Winehouse paid for some new plastic boobs.

Stacey: Is it wrong that I want to motorboat them?

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