I Smell Smut

So we’ve seen pictures of Maddox, Pax, Shiloh, Zahara, Knox & Vivienne as the Jolie-Pitts set up base in Italy, but who is this kid? Most sites are reporting it as Knox, but if you look at the other pictures of Knox Jolie-Pitt that were taken of him yesterday, this kid is undeniably quite a bit bigger.

Who IS this kid?

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Stacey: Too funny.  Tanya and I posted literally minutes apart from one another on the exact same subject.

This is a head scratcher because it is for sure not Knox.  But I don’t think it is Shiloh either.  Unless they dyed her hair or something.  She is a thumb sucker.  But so are a lot of kids.  Hmmmmmmm.

I took the initiative of  compiling a couple photos to help in the analysis.

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Tanya: Does Brad have any nephews?

More pics of Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie out in Italy, this time with the twins (Knox & Vivienne) who look like little Shiloh #1 and little Shiloh #2. The family is pretty low key so it’s rare to see so many photos of them but they are in the process of moving which makes things a little more difficult. Angelina Jolie & Johnny Depp will soon start shooting The Tourist (and not sleeping together) which will filmed in Italy so the Jolie-Pitts are settling down (kinda) in Italy while they film.

I totally thought Angie’s closet was just full of black everything. The white is a refreshing change

Stacey: Ok, little Know is so so cute.  While Shiloh is cute she isn’t my favorite Jolie-Pitt spawn.  I think Knox may be in the running.  Its refreshing to see them though.  I was starting to think the family hated them because they were always being left behind for family outings.

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Angelina Jolie & Brad Pitt took Shiloh, Zhara, Maddox and Pax out for ice cream in Italy today.

Check out Shiloh’s monkey hat!!! Love it!

And is it just me or could Zahara pass as Angie’s biological daughter? They have the same face shape.

Stacey: Love the monkey hat!  So awesome!  And look at her pretty little face.  So cute!  And Angie WISHES Zahara was her biological daughter…Miss Z is too cool for school.

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(pics: Socialite Life, I’m Not Obsessed)

Here’s Brad Pitt and Maddox (who is in his New Orleans Saints jersey) headed to Miami to go watch the Superbowl. The Jolie-Pitts have a house in New Orleans so I guess that makes the Saints their home team.

Go Saints!

Update: Turns out Angie joined them too.

Stacey:Ahh yes, after all the break up rumors, they show up at the most watched television event of the year.  How convenient.  And now the Brangeloonies will be claiming that awesome and healing love of The Brange and Maddox helped the Saints to a Super Bowl Championship.

(pic: Just Jared & Socialite Life)

(Pics: Dlisted)

Well, there was a lot going on this weekend with the Grammys and the Director’s Guild Awards and lots of other celebrity shenanigans, so there were a lot of photos to go through.  I laughed, I cried, I judged.

But my two favoriate pictures from the weekend are the two above.

Firstly, Rip Torn.  This is his mug shot from being arrested for breaking into a bank with a loaded fire arm.  What the F.

Secondly, Brad Pitt, looking like he was just told that Angie was going to let him get some later that night.

Enjoy.

Tanya: Brad kinda looks like Benicio Del Torro if you squint a bit.

Jay & B made a lot of money from June 2008 & June 2009, in fact they made more than any other celebrity couple. Here’s the top earners (from US Magazine):

1) Jay-Z and Beyonce Knowles – $122 million

2) Harrison Ford and Calista Flockhart – $69 million

3) Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie -$55 million

4) Will Smith andJada Pinkett Smith – $48 million

5) David and Victoria Beckham - $46 million

6) Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi – $36 million

7) Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson - $35.5 million

8 ) Jim Carrey and Jenny McCarthy – $34 million

9) Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes - $33.5 million

10) Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow – $33 million

11) Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick – $29 million

12) Tim McGraw and Faith Hill – $28 million

13) Eva Longoria and Tony Parker – $22 million

14) Katherine Heigl and Josh Kelley – $20 million

15) Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban – $17 million

Beyonce & Jay-Z were top of the list last year also, but with a combined income of $162M. I believe they both toured and had albums this year (Jay’s tour might be after the June cut off though) which is probably why they’re WAY higher earners than the others on the list. Harrison Ford had the new Indiana Jones film come out and I think Calista Flockhart has a TV show?

Suddenly I feel very, very poor. We’ll never be able to affort yachts and Maybach’s on our salaries!!

Stacey: Right before I read this, I was reading some articles on CNN about the earthquake in Haiti and how millions of people are now homeless and hungry and have no place to go.  In perspective, it makes this whole list seem so shallow and silly.  Juxtaposition, you got me again.

But really, I wish I were as rich as J and B.  Then I could buy a house made of chocolate (odd thing to want, I know, but its a fantasy of mine really).

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So yesterday marked the 5 year anniversary that the Golden Couple, Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston, announced to the world that they were separating.  As sad as it sounds, that is one of those moments that I will remember where I was and how I felt when I heard it.  Why?  Because they seemed perfect.  And, in all honesty, Jenn wasn’t really Jenn to me, she was Rachel Green.  Sad, I know.  But if they couldn’t make it, how could anyone else?

At first it seemed all on the up and up.  BUt then rumors started swirling about why they broke up.  Jenn didn’t want babies, Brad had fallen for Angelina Jolie, blah blah blah.

For a few weeks afterwards there was speculation that Brad and Jenn would get back together.  They were spotted at parties together, they were seen leaving each other’s houses.

But then Brad was spotted with Angelina and Maddox in Kenya.  And the world assumed Angie, the girl with the magic vagina, had broken up the perfect marriage.  Its the perfect tabloid story line.  Like Archie and Betty and Veronica.  It was a gossip mongers wet dream.  And everyone and their dog had an opinion and had chosen sides.  Me, I was firmly planted with Team Aniston.  And I thought for sure Angie and Brad were just a quick fling and Brad would come to his senses and beg Jenn to take him back.

But within a year, Angie adopted Zahara and became pregnant with the couples first biological child, Shiloh.  Then Brad adopted Maddox and Zahara.  It seemed that they were for real.  5 years later, they still seem to be going strong.

So the big question is, to this day, what really happened between the three of them.  Did Brad actually cheat?  Did Jenn bust Angie and him together?  Did their break up even have anything to do with Angie?  We will never know.  But still five years later a week doesn’t go by with out something coming out about the love triangle.

Honestly, if I had the opportunity to find out the truth behind one thing in history it wouldn’t be anything like who actually shot JFK or what happened to Amelia Earhart or how the Egyptians built the pyramids.  Nope.  I would want to know the truth behind the Brad/Jenn/Angelina story.

And in my heart of hearts, I still secretly hope that Brad and Jenn will get back together one day.

Tanya: I also clearly remember when Brad & Jen split. I was on a cruise with my grandma and we got two TV channels in our room; CNN and a movie channel that kept rerunning some Jessica Alba movie about a girl who is lost at sea (not a good movie to show people on a boat). The big tsunami that hit Indonesia was the only thing CNN covered 24/7 for the first day, then it was 6 straight days of Brad & Jen coverage on CNN. Did nothing else happen in the world that week? It seemed pretty sad to me that we cared that much.

And we still care that much. Just check out the weekly tabloids at the supermarket. 5 years later and we still can’t let it go.

Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie donated $100,000 as a Christmas gift to the American SOS Children’s Villages.

Angie: “We have seen first-hand the remarkable job SOS does to raise orphaned and abandoned children and keep families together. No one ‘ages out’ of an SOS Village: vocational training, advanced education, living assistance and moral support are there forever.”

Brad: “In this holiday season, many of us take for granted that we are surrounded by loving family members. The poor outcomes for foster children indicate that we must do a much better job of supporting them.”

Stacey: This photo cracks me up.  It looks like someone is peering out from behind Brad.

Stacey, this photo made me think of you because you frequently mention that you don’t like Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie because you think they have a “Holier than Thou” complex

BUT… maybe they earned it. According to their charity tax return they gave $6.8 Million to charities in 2008. How much did you give?

Stacey: That is a lot of money to donate and that is great.

However, giving that money does not make them better than everyone else.  Having the ability to give away money does not make you a better person.

Tanya: True. Having the ability to do so doesn’t make you a better person, but actually doing so does IMO. Lots of people who are able to don’t, and lots of people who don’t have much still give what they can which I think is wonderful.

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Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie left the kids at home with the nannies and went on a date to the Museum of Contemporary Art on Saturday for the museum’s 30th anniversary display.

Stacey: Lets play a little photo assumption…I think they look super uncomfortable together…maybe its because they aren’t all over one another.  Respect for the art?  Or fighting like “cats and dogs”?

Why are there paparazzi in the art gallery?

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(pics: JustJared)

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