(Pic: Us Weekly)

Chelsea Handler be damned because Brad Pitt seems to be quite fond of Angelina Jolie.  Especially her ass.  And I guess that’s all that matters right?

Is it just me or does Brad really look like Benicio Del Toro in this picture?

Tanya: I can see it.

I love how this bum grab is a real bum grab and not just a hand on the rear. This is a full hand of squeezed booty. Do you think it still makes Angie get all excited or do you think she’s pissed that he keeps grabbing her butt in public?

(Pic: Just Jared)

Ick.  I think Angelina Jolie’s bad fashion sense is wearing off on the normally dapper Brad Pitt.

Both of them.  Terrible.  From top to bottom.  Leather cargo pants?  Velore parachute pants?  What were they thinking?

Tanya: I don’t entirely mind these outfits. I think Angie’s is actually pretty good – except the velvet blazer is a little too faded for the velvet pants (a common problem with black on black) but it probably wasn’t as noticeable at home where you don’t have giant spotlights on you. And Brad’s outfit is just bad because of the jacket, but we’ve all been there – you’ve got a great outfit but not a jacket that really goes with it. Although, if you know you’re going to be posing outside while wearing your jacket you might want to wear a jacket that matches.

Brad Pitt dropped Angelina Jolie off at work so she can film that new movie in Budapest and “the two looked lost in a big hug until they realized that cameras were watching” (according to I’m Not Obsessed). I love these two. You might hate them (Stacey) but I think they’re great together and these moments reaffirm their cuteness.

Love that everyone is being so cute today!

Stacey: I would never call these two cute.  These two are a couple of horn dogs.  But they do seem like they are happy.  Whatever.

(pic: I’m Not Obsessed)

Awesome!! Last summer the hubby and I went on a road trip out to Vancouver Island and we did the zip lines in Sooke and Nanaimo and it was so much fun! As was the bungee jumping and the tree top obstacle course. One of the best times ever

Anyway, here’s Shiloh Jolie-Pitt doing the zip line in Budapest while her siblings stand around and watch? Not sure if they got to go too, but they’re not in any of the photos I’ve come across. Sucky for them, fun times for Shiloh.

Update: Found one of Pax doing the zip line too. Zahara? Nope. Maybe she’s too good for that. Also included one of Shiloh sucking her thumb so you can secretly judge the Jolie-Pitts’ questionable parenting (come on, don’t pretend you weren’t).

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I’m totally just making this up based on the photo but does it not look like Tina Fey is totally all giddy and shy to be hanging out with Brad Pitt on the red carpet for the premier of Megamind?

Sure they just filmed together for awhile and if she was crushing on him she’d probably have control of herself by now, but it’s more fun to make up stories based on the pictures that to get caught up in “facts”.

Stacey: Either that or or she is uncomfortable with that weird man creeping so close behind her.  Or she enjoys it.  It could go either way.

(pic: Socialite Life)

Us Magazine is reporting that while Maddox, Pax and Zahara all got to go trick or treating (dressed as a Chimney Sweep, Mad Scientist and Spring Fairy, respectively) Shiloh had to stay home with the twins because she was sick.

Poor kid! I would have fought my mom tooth and nail over that one. I’d have to be so sick I couldn’t even walk to miss out on Halloween.

Stacey: Ya, but these kids don’t live the same lives as we do.  Halloween probably means squat to them.

PS.  What the heck are Brand and Ang dressed as?

Tanya: Brad is Yo Gabba Gabba, and Angie is… I dunno. That photo’s from last year, the article didn’t mention if they dressed up at all this year.

(pic: the Jolie-Pitts trick or treating last year from Radar Online)

(Pic: Just Jared)

You know what?  I’m not convinced that Angelina Jolie actually gave birth to twins Knox and Vivienne.  I actually think they have a baby cloning machine where they intend on duplicating their original biological baby, Shiloh, over and over.

Seriously.  Look at the faces of these two.  They look exactly like Shiloh did at that age.  Now I have heard of siblings looking alike, but this is ridiculous.

Think about it.  Cloning.  That has to be it.

Tanya: They do look a lot alike. But a lot of siblings do. You’re on your own with the cloning conspiracy here.

(Pic: image.guardian.co.uk)

Ok peeps.  We have a new thing we are going to try here.  A few months ago Tanya had done a round up of some of her favorite search terms showing up on our analytics.  Everyone once in a while, I go in there and get a kick out of some of the strange things that people are searching for.  So, each weekend we will be doing a round up of the weird and wacky things that people are searching for that have landed them on our site over the past week.

I would like to put it out there that I am not sold on the name of this post and if you can come up with a better idea, please submit it.  This was just the best I could think of at the moment.

So here are some of my personal favs (in no particular order)

• Katy Perry BJ/Katy Perry blow up doll
• Jason Segal coke bloat
• Brad Pitt socks smell
• Does Lenny Kravitz stink?
• Fanny Sniffing
• Life size Ken doll
• Miley Cyrus doing the pee pee dance
• Granny cleavage/grannys cleave (seriously, who is searching for this?)

And my personal favorite:

• How much tail does Daniel Radcliffe pull

Seriously, you people are sick and twisted.  For the record, the picture above was the first picture that came up when I typed in “how much tail does Daniel Radcliffe pull”.  I love it.

Do you see it? When I look at this photo I see Robert Redford, as he looked when he was around Brad’s age.

Stacey: I totally see it too!  Check out this picture too.  Didn’t Brad play Robert in A River Runs Through It?

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TIMEis reporting that Wyclef Jean is going to run for presidency in Haiti.

Why do entertainers think they’re cut out to be political figures? Most of them don’t have the educational or professional backgrounds that would qualify them for it, and pretty much the only things they’ve got are the money to campaign and the name recognition to pull it off. Sure they’re experienced and lying through their teeth (aka ‘acting’), paying off mistresses and hiding their love children, but I’d like to think it takes more than that to run a country.

In honor of this moment, lets look back on some of the other entertainers who think they’ve got what it takes to run for office (or at least were rumored to be):

• Brad Pitt – actor, father of 6, Mayor of New Orleans, Senator (who is pushing for the legalization of marijuana), and President of the United States of America
• Mary Carey – porn star, Governor of California
• Arnold Schwarzenegger – actor, barbarian, Governor of California
• Ben Affleck – actor, director, Congressman
• Alec Baldwin – actor, abusive father, President of the United States of America
• Wyclef Jean – musician, charity frauder, President of Haiti
• Jay-Z – musician, CEO of the ROC, Mayor of NYC
• Lil’ Kim – musician, Asian (?), Mayor of Hoboken, NJ

Stacey: My hubby and I were talking about this because, at first it seems a little absurd.  But maybe Wyclef will be good for Haiti.  From what I know of him, he seems like he is genuinely invested and cares about the people of Haiti and about making the world a better place.  Correct me if I am wrong, but there are a lot of accusations about the Haitian government being corrupt.  Since Wyclef is already rich/famous, maybe he will be able to operate the government in the best interest of the country rather than his own.  But maybe that’s just what I would like to believe.

But just for funsies, I have added a local celeb to the above list:

• Barb Higgins: local celebrity, local journalist, Mayor of Calgary

(pic: The Superficial)