Some stories are so perfect I couldn’t make them up myself. This is one of them. Apparently Tish Cyrus was having an affair with Bret Michaels:

Michaels, 47, “became close to the entire family” this past February when he and Miley released the racy duet “Nothing to Lose,” an insider tells Us Weekly.
He and Tish, 43, soon began carrying on an on-the-sly romance, sources tell Us Weekly.
Tish was seen at Michaels’ Feb. 28 show at the Key Club in L.A., and he had once asked her production company’s help to adapt his book, Roses & Thorns, into a movie.
…. “It was a professional relationship that turned into something more.”

This is a match made in trailer trash heaven. The only way this could get better is if it turns out that Noah Cyrus is the love child of Tish & Micheal, and Billy Ray Cyrus was having an affair with Shauna Sand.

Part of me doesn’t believe this though. That part of me is convinced that Bret Michaels and Tish Cyrus are actually sisters.

Stacey:  Firstly, I would just like to say Bazinga because I totally called out the smut on this one. 

Secondly, what I can’t believe is that women still want to sleep with Bret Michaels.  Eew.  Did you see him on Celebrity Apprentice when he was doing the “back of the bus thrust” (it was a work out move); it was pretty much the grossest thing I have ever seen.

And I totally believe this happened.  Please.  Tish would totally want to see this when the alternative is Billy Ray.  Do you think she knows what is really underneath that bandana?  Do you think he keeps it on when doing the deed?  That would be worse than keeping on your socks!

(pic: The Superficial, story: Us Magazine)

This is beyond ridiculous. You know what I believe about this photo? That Bret Michaels has saggy pecs. The rest of it is total BS.

Whoever came up with the idea of having Bret Michaels naked on the cover of Billboard should be fired. This is nauseating.

Stacey: GROSS!  I find Bret Michaels beyond repulsive. And this picture just made me up chuck my lunch.  Thanks Tanya.

(pic: Billboard)

Miley Cyrus and Brett Michaels together sends chills up my spine. Is Miley going to skip young adulthood and just jump into being a middle-aged groupie with plumped lips, hair extensions and a reality TV show with a washed up ‘rock star’?

Note: I originally meant that to mean that the ladies(?) on Brett Michaels’ show are middle-aged groupies with plumped lips and hair extensions, but then I realized that Brett Michaels’ is possibly also middle aged with plumped lips and hair extensions. And then I realized that Miley already has plumped lips, hair extensions and a reality TV show with a washed up ‘rock star’. Weird. Wonder why I found this photo so gross?

Stacey: So what you’re saying is eventually Miley Cyrus will turn into Brett Michaels?  I buy that. 

(pic: JustJared)