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If Megan Fox is the defender of the universe we are all in deep deep trouble.

Tanya: This morning my brother and I were talking about adoption and he asked something along the lines of “how old is too old to change the name of the kid you adopted?” and I said “if they’re a baby it’s probably not a big deal, but over 1 year old and you should probably leave it as is, unless they have a really terrible name like ‘Crap Bag‘” and he said “or Optimus”. Whatever, if I adopted a kid named Optimus I’d totally keep the name! In fact, I’m tempted to go find a kid named Optimus to adopt because if I have my own kid that I have to name my hubby probably won’t let me use that one. It’s the only way.

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After breaking up, getting back together, and losing her engagement ring, it turns out that Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green tied the knot in Hawaii, according to TMZ.

You know what?  I am actually kinda of excited for these two.  While I am not too fond of Megan, I do think BAG (haha) is totally hot.  Maybe its because he was David Silver?  Anywoo, I like these two together.

On a side note, look at this picture.  Remember when Megan actually looked like this?  When did her face start morphing into this new, alien face she has?  So sad, because she was so beautiful.

Tanya: Wow. She really does look like two different people. She went from Tiffani Thiesson to Shannen Doherty. But the wedding is exciting, these two really seem to go well together.

Congrats!

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Megan Fox proves to the world that she’s not just T&A. She’s also Abs.

Stacey: While she is on the thin side right now, I am totally jealous of those abs.  Holy snap!

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You know, as much as Megan Fox likes to flaunt her business all over the world, I actually believe this peice of information.  She recently did an interview with the UK Harpers Bazaar and had this to say:

I’ve only been with two men my entire life,” …. “My childhood sweetheart and Brian [Austin Green]. I can never have sex with someone that I don’t love, ever. The idea makes me sick. I’ve never even come close to having a one-night stand.

Being a sex symbol and being slutty are two completely different things.  Look, I think Megan is gorgeous.  But I also think she is painfully insecure.  Which leads me to believe that she probably hasn’t slept with tons of people.  And I often think that her outlandish behaviour is a cover up to the really person she is, which is an inexperienced young woman putting out to the world what she thinks they want to see. 

She is 23 years old and has been with Brian Austin Green since she was like 19.  And its not like we have seen her out with all these other guys.  We have only seen her date B.A.G. (hehe, his initials are BAG).

While many people aren’t going to believe her, I think I am going to back Megan on this one.  Just because you put a certain image out there, doesn’t mean thats who you really are.

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Here’s Megan Fox rocking some velour track pants with her boyfriend/not boyfriend Brian Austin Green rocking a…

I’m sorry…is that a Betty Ford Center shirt?

Yes, it sure is. Wow.  That’s low class and tacky.

Just like Megan.

ZING!

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