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That’s what I went yesterday.  0 and 2.  Tanya, on the other hand, went 2 and 0.

First, there was this, which I originally thought was legit, turns out its not.

Secondly, there is Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston, who have split up (again) after declaring their love for one another all over the tabloid mag world, and proving me wrong after trying to defend their young love.  Blast!  Apparently, she thinks he is a fame whore (of course he is!) and may also have possibly fathered another child with an ex girlfriend (someone sterilize this kid), which he denies, and also possibly made a music video mocking her family (who hasn’t).

Ok, Tanya, I concede on these.  But double or nothing these two are back together again again in the near future.  You know how it works.  The cycle of love, drama, break up, make up, love, drama, break up, make up is written all over these two.  Especially when their is fame and money involved.

Tanya: Sometimes I’d like to be wrong about these things. I’d like to believe that a woman who is almost 50 had a miracle conception shortly after loosing her son. I’d like to believe that two young lovers who have publicly scorned each other can put it all behind them and make it work again for their child. I’d also like to believe that people don’t get married and divorced just for publicity. Or that people get married because they love each other and not just because they’re having a baby. Or that some people aren’t crazy or have drug addictions that will probably kill them.

But as much as I’d like to be wrong about all that, I’m still a realist. What’s wrong with all these people? Does being famous make people crazy or do you already have to be crazy to want to be famous?

I don’t know much about Bristol Palin & Levi Johnston except that they got a little frisky, didn’t use protection, and had a baby. Then they broke up and she went on a speaking circuit spouting off on how a baby pretty much ruined her life and then he posed in Playgirl. They’ve called each other names, fought over the baby publicly and are going to give this kid a huge complex once he’s old enough to use the internet and read everything they said.

But now they’re getting married??

“We got engaged two weeks ago. It felt right, even though we don’t have the approval of our parents.” Levi says that their love blossomed again three months ago when they started working on the custody plan for their 18-month-old son Tripp. Bristol added, “When he left that night, we didn’t hug or kiss, but I was thinking how different it was. He texted me: ‘I miss you. I love you. I want to be with you again’ … I was in shock.”

Ugh… maybe you should have a few play dates before jumping into marriage. Just a thought. Sometimes absence makes the heart grow fonder, but then when you’re back together you remember why you broke up in the first place. For the sake of the kid I hope this works out, but I’m not going to hold my breath.

Stacey: This is, like, the strangest story this week.  Talk about coming out of left field.

But who knows, maybe it will work out.  You know when you break up with someone and you are so mad at them and you just want to be so mean and petty even though you still really love them?  I think that’s what happened her.  Relationships can be hard enough without the stress of a kid plus your mom running for Vice President.  I don’t know.  Maybe I have taken the torch from Tanya on wanting to see the best in people, but maybe this is a good thing? 

Or maybe Bristol realized how hard it is to be a single mom and Levi realised he had no future in show biz and they both decided they needed to make some quick cash and sold their story to the tabloids?  That’s the more interesting reason, isn’t it?

Nothing says “you’re an accident but I’ll milk it for all it’s worth” like your mom taking part in a town hall meeting on teenage pregnancy prevention for National Teen Pregnancy Awareness Day. Bristol Palin sure knows how to make her kid feel special.

But seriously here. What hits the point about being responsible home more than some real teenage mothers? They should have Jamie Lynn Spears there instead of Hayden Panettiere. Jamie & Bristol talking about baby poop, stretch marks and not being able to drink at parties. That right there should scare most teens into preventing pregnancy. Heck, it scares me into making sure I’m preventing pregnancy.