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Is Britney Spears carrying a Haagen Dazs cup??

Cup + ice cream = milkshake.

If Haagen Dazs is making milkshakes, count me in!!!

(pic: Socialite Life)

Remember when Britney Spears wore some mesh over a body suit to the Grammy Awards and it we agreed that it was a truly terrible outfit?

Dita Von Teese must have suppressed that memory because he she is wearing the same outfit to a cocktail party. It seriously makes me cringe to look at it this dress. Please don’t let this become the 2009 slut dress. Not only is this dress unflattering to all who have worn it but it makes Dita look OLD. Like she’s the sexy older woman that seduces you but later you find out she’s the grandmother of the kid you babysit.

Here’s Britney Spears at the Grammy Awards if you wanted a refresher.

Stacey: I think its funny sometimes how much we can disagree on something, Tanya

While I think that Brit Brit looks like a hot mess, I think that Dita pulls this look off well.  It suits her.  And while it is the same idea, I think its a totally different dress.  I think she looks great.  Kinda like a sexy Morticia Addams but thats kind of her thing.

(pics: JustJared, Socialite Life)

Drinking water!! Britney must be coming around because she’s drinking water. I would have sworn that she only drinks coffee, Red Bull & vodka, rib sauce and McDonald’s chicken nugget sauce. Today I am corrected

Stacey: Or maybe she’s just drinking vodka straight and hiding it in this cup a la Lindsay Lohan.

(pic: JustJared)

(pic: Just Jared)

Here is a picture from the new Candie’s ads, with Britney reminding us of once what was.  She looks great.  But I know the crazy is just festering under the surface.

Tanya: That can’t be a new photo. Or her actual body. That ad is about as real as this ad:

Stacey: Who’s face is that?  Is that me?  I am going to have to ask you to not do that again…its weird and its freaking me out.

(Pics: Various sources)

Ok, I have to admit something.  I am a bad friend.  I missed a very important birthday shout out last week.  One of our most avid and loyal readers, Cory, had a birthday last Thursday.  And while I texted and phoned, nothing says Happy Birthday like some pictures of your favorite celeb hotties. 

So, Cory, in honor of your birthday and in hopes you will forgive my forgetfulness, please find enclosed some pictures or Hayden Panettiere, Marisa Miller, and your old school, sentimental favorite, Britney Spears (pre baby making and head shaving). Enjoy

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The Grammy Awards bring together the best in music, but apparently this year they are also bringing out the worst outfits I’ve ever seen. For once, Britney Spears’ trashy outfit it totally appropriate.

Stacey: I will have to disagree with you on Imogen Heap, but thats just cause it is Imogen.  She rocks.  But everything else?  Blah.  Especially Lady Gaga.  Does she realize she looks like a tranny?  Or is that the point?

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(pics: Socialite Life, JustJared)

Here’s BritBrit out for a coffee yesterday and she’s looking pretty good hey? She’s been photographed leaving the gym recently and it looks like she switched from Venti to Grande which can make a big difference.

If I had to guess I’d say her normal drink of choice is a Java Chip Frappuccino(I guess this on colour and the chocolate syrup on top, I really have NO idea what she’s drinking). The Java Chip Frap is 600 calories in a Venti and only 460 calories in a Grande – that’s a lot of calories! If she has a cup a day, that’s a 980 calorie difference in a week. Probably more than some of these startlets eat in a day.

Regardless, she looks great. Yay Britney!

Stacey: Fraps are the absolute worst!  And by worst, I mean I secretly love them but hate them because they are soooo bad for you.  460 calories is more than she should be eating in one meal.  Plus there is absolutely no nutritional value to a Frap.  Each meal you eat should be well rounded; protein, essential fats (the good kind that tell you that you are full), and good carbs.  A frap has fat (the bad kind), carbs (the bad kind) and, maybe a little protein in the milk (but not enough to equate an entire meal), plus all the processed sugars?!?!  Bad choice.  But, if she has cut out the Cheezies and take out food, and is eating well rounded meals through out the rest of her day and is doing enough cardio to burn off the extra calories, she should be ok, which she looks like she is.  This is the best we have seen her look in a long time.  Although, I hate the brown hair; I just don’t like the color on her and it reminds me of when she was having her break down.

But on a side note, Brit Brit really needs to do something about her Franken-nips.  They are always hard like that and its like, one is looking for you and the other is looking at you.  Weird!

A judge ruled today that Britney Spears is still unable to care for herself and has extended her dad’s conservatorship. There isn’t a set end date for the conservatorship but the guess is that it will last for at least 6 months to a year more.

It kinda makes me sad that BritBrit isn’t able to make “personal” or “professional” descisions without her dad’s approval. But I bet she feels even worse about it.

Stacey: What alarms me is not that she can’t take care of herself but that she has been dubbed fit to care for her two young boys while she is also found to not be able to take care of herself…strange isn’t it?

(pic: Celebitchy)

I swear BritBrit wears a bikini 360 days of the year. The other 5 are spent wearing her short shorts paired with those pink boots.

Britney looks pretty ripped, and it looks like she’s brushed her hair! Wait… is that still hair? Remember when you were a kid and you’d brush the Cabbage Patch Kid’s hair the wrong way and you could see the even rows of holes with the little plastic hair bits in them? I think Britney might have Cabbage Patch Doll hair.

Stacey: She does look awesome.  If my job were to look good and wear a bikini, I would.  But its not, and I am required to dress in business attire.  For some reason I don’t think a bikini is business attire. 

But Brit’s hair is pretty ghetto. Why does she wear it like this?  I wonder if it has grown out since the infamous head shaving incident?

(pic: The Superficial)

Kevin Federline already has roughly a bazillion babies with all his past ladies so you think he’d have figured out how birth control works by now (via Celebuzz):

Prince (Kevin’s girlfriend) has been accompanying Kevin as he follows ex-wife Britney Spears all over the globe on her recent tour. Apparently, the couple had a pregnancy false alarm earlier this year, but this time things are serious!
A source says, “The test was positive. She told Kevin that she was pregnant, but he didn’t seem happy to hear the news.

Kevin isn’t happy to have another one? But the other ones bring in so much Britney money! are just so darn adorable! Maybe he’s just not excited because last time his girlfriend had babies she went insane.

Stacey: Someone needs to sterilize this man!

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