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Another day, another bikini for Brit Brit.  3 days, 3 different bikinis.  This bitch is on tour!  Not that I am complaining.  Sexy, glistening, bikini clad Brit is much better than this Brit.  Yikes.

Tanya: Wow. Britney really looks great here. Maybe they don’t have Frapps in Hawaii.

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Here is Britney Spears, hiding that rats nest of a hair do (for once), at the beach, rocking her bangin’ bod.

Girl looks good.

Although, I don’t get her boyfriend.  Like, he isn’t really good looking and he isn’t famous and I am assuming he isn’t rich so I am not really sure whats happening here.  Plus he looks old.  Not that old is bad but for Brit Brit?  I kind of wish she was dating someone younger and hotter so when we see pics of them making out I don’t feel grossed out.

Tanya: He might not be young and hot but he keeps Britzilla under control so he’s got the thumbs-up from me. Sure seeing them making out is a little uncomfortable, but so is seeing BritBrit having meltdowns in public.

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..You seek the guidance of another totally crazy person.

Apparently, this is exactly what is happening, if you can believe In Touch magazine.  Since the start of this whole icky mess with Mel Gibson and his latest baby mama, we have been privy to a public meltdown not seen since the likes of, well, Britney Spears.

After Brit Brit’s baby having, head shaving, umbrella swinging, hospital staying “episode”, Mel apparently reached out to Brit, flying her whole family to Costa Rica and “counselled” her through what one can assume was a combination of postpartum depression and some other kind of mental illness. 

Well, now the shoe is on the other crazy person’s foot and Britney has reached out to Mel to help him through this disaster. 

Really?  Are we sure that this person should be helping another human being cope?  This person?  Maybe she can speak from experience on a whole “been there, done that” point of view.  But that would mean it would have to be past tense.  Its more like “still there, doing that” in this case.

If we didn’t question Mel’s sanity before this point, we should now, because when Britney Spears is your voice of reason, you are in trouble.  

As much as we like to joke, in all seriousness though, I hope Mel gets the help he needs and this whole circus can stop because it is really really sad.

*Props to Cory for sending me this article*

Maybe she just can’t see the back of her head? Maybe nobody told her that her busted ass weave was a mess?

I don’t know what the reason is, but BritBrit was out shopping at Crate & Barrel yesterday looking like she found a wig in the trash and decided it’d look good.

If no one told her, or if she just didn’t care anyway, it’s sad.

Stacey: Remember when she started to behave like this like 3 years ago?  And then she went into a total downward spiral?  Well, we have already seen the crazy act re-appear.  I really hope this isn’t the start of another train ride to crazy town. 

But she needs to do something about that rats nest on her head pronto.  That can’t be sanitary.

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Either BritBrit got the wrong order at Starbucks this morning or she was secretly tricked into going somewhere she didn’t want to (like when you tell a kid you’re going to the zoo but really they’re going to the dentist, psyke!). Homegirl is throwing a serious temper tantrum. Yikes!

Stacey: And someone needs to tell her that her outfit is straight up ridiculous.  Does she even own a brush?

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Apparently Disney has a rule book on how to go from ‘child star’ to ‘serious adult’ and it involves kissing girls on stage. Britney Spears did it, then Lindsay Lohan, then Vanessa Hudgens, and now Miley Cyrus is. Here’s Miley becoming an adult on the stage of Britain’s Got Talent.

Stacey: Didn’t you know that you aren’t really a “woman” until you kiss another chick?  Come on, I thought this was common knowledge.

The funny thing about this is that Miley thinks she is being cutting edge and daring, when the truth is that this is old and boring.  This doesn’t shock us any more.  In fact, I would have been more shocked id she didn’t kiss another chick.  This is pretty standard stuff.  Sad but true.

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Interesting news today, Britney Spears has fired her manager Jason Trawick – but is keeping him as a boyfriend. From People; they “have decided to end their professional relationship and focus on their personal relationship”.

Some sites are saying that they that the Frapinator and Trawick might be getting married, but I doubt that. Daddy Spears would have to give permission and he’d probably have to had over conservatorship. Seeing as Britney still can’t remember to brush her hair or wear undies before leaving the house she probably should not be set free yet.

Good luck Jason.

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Britney Spears with her boys on Saturday. I guess BritBrit did get to spend some time with them this weekend after all. Maybe she’s just not allowed back into Disneyland…

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Remember Britney Spears’ kids? SPF & JJ? I’d totally forgotten about them too, don’t worry about it.

Here’s Sean & Jayden hanging out at Disneyland with their “nanny and a bodyguard” but not Kevin or Britney. That we know of.  I wonder if the boys got to see their mom for Mother’s Day. If we haven’t seen them around lately it probably means that they haven’t been out with Britney at all and that KFed is keeping their outings on the DL.

They’re sure getting big, aren’t they?

Stacey: These two are so cute.  A couple of my favs.  Lets just hope that Brit Brit and K-Fed have scared them for life and are living relatively normal childhoods.

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