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Wow.  Brit Brit is looking better than we have seen her look in a long time.  Washed face, nice make up, pretty dress, great tan, looking coherant.  Aaaaaannd she has her weave under control and her nails did.

Now, if she could only get rid of her creepy-ass boyfriend she would be looking even better.

I know he seems to help keep her crazy at bay, but there is just something about the guy that gives me the heebie-jeebies.

Tanya: I don’t think he seems that creepy. And even though Brit looks good you can still see the sadness in her eyes.

BritBrit makes me sad.

What guys find hot this year

Maxim was getting a little desperate this year to find 100 hot ladies. While some of the ladies really are hot (Katy Perry, Mila Kunis, Bar Rafaeli), many of them are just “meh” (Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, Olivia Munn, January Jones) and the majority are either “not so hot anymore” or “have never been hot” (Cameron Diaz, Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera, Paz de la Huerta, Miley Cyrus, Lindsay Lohan).

They should have really just saved face and did the “Maxium Hot 15″ this year.

Stacey: Paz?  Really?

This list kind of seems like there was a bunch of guys sitting around the table, having a hard time coming up with 100 hot chicks and then when a name was thrown at them, they asked “Does she have boobs?  If she does, she is on the list.”  Is that all it takes, guys?

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I don’t know about you but this gives me the “crazy” vibes.

Stacey: Yup.  Crazy town.  But Brit Brit is always right on the edge.

Kind of makes you wonder about Jason, right?  Like, he kind of comes across as her baby sitter.  And it kind of makes me feel like he is taking advantage of her.  Maybe that’s just me though?

(pic: I’m Not Obsessed)

Stacey: Maybe it is just me, but I think she looks pretty good here.  Maybe a fuller bottomed body suit might have been better but I don’t think it is terrible.

(pic: Out Magazine)

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(Pic: Just Jared)

Here is Brit Brit getting escorted through the Miami Airport in an awesome pink cart.  I don’t know if this is a special cart or if all their carts look like this but I am going to Miami in March and I want to be escorted around in a pink cart too.

I’ve mentioned this before but when I was in Miami last year I didn’t see one celebrity.  And it seems like every other day there is another celebrity being photographed in Miami.  Hear me now.  If I don’t see a celebrity this year I a going to be super pissed.

Tanya: I’ve had the cart person offer me a ride but I turned it down. Usually the only people you see in the carts are old ones, fat ones or ones that are possibly retarded.

omg… maybe the cart operation thought I was retarded…

Least Desirable Celebrity Husband:

1: Charlie Sheen
2: Mel Gibson
3: Tom Cruise
4: Mickey Rourke
5: Pete Doherty
6: Marilyn Manson
7: David Hasselhoff
8: Ricky Gervais
9: Chris Moyles
10: Wayne Rooney

Least Desirable Celebrity Wife:

1: Amy Winehouse
2: Lindsay Lohan
3: Britney Spears
4: Heather Mills
5: Gwyneth Paltrow
6: Katie Holmes
7: Lady Gaga
8: Madonna
9: Nicole Kidman
10: Sarah Jessica Parker

Most Desirable Celebrity Wife:

1: Natalie Portman
2: Megan Fox
3: Katy Perry
4: Kate Moss
5: Gisele Bundchen
6: Cheryl Cole
7: Christina Hendricks
8: Rihanna
9: Kim Kardashian
10: Kate Middleton

Most Desirable Celebrity Husband:

1: Prince Harry
2: Justin Bieber
3: Robert Pattinson
4: David Beckham
5: Russell Brand
6: Colin Firth
7: Prince William
8: George Clooney
9: Piers Morgan
10: Brad Pitt

I agree with most of the “Least Desirable” spouses list but the “Most Desirable” ones are a bit off. Kate Moss & Gisele Bundchen?? Kate Moss is about as desirable and Pete Doherty and Gisele Bundchen sounds like she takes away your balls once she gets the ring.  As for the men, well, we see the problems right off the bat: Prince Harry and Justin Bieber. Bieber’s balls haven’t dropped yet and Prince Harry would probably be one of those “you’re probably going to see something in the tabloids that looks really bad, but it totally isn’t what it looks like” kinda guys. He’d be fun to date, but I’d say not a desirable husband.

Stacey: Clearly this poll came from somewhere overseas and was filled out by Brits and 12 year olds.  Because people like Kate Moss and Cheryl Cole would not even hit the radar over here.  Ok, Russell Brand over Brad Pitt?  That just doesn’t seem right.

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Britney Spears has a message for anyone who says that her boyfriend Jason is beating her:

“Star Magazine, Radar Online, Jason Alexander and the rest of you liars, Ya’ll can kiss my lily white southern Louisiana ass!”

Nice.  Britney at 29.  All class, all the time.

Brit Brit turns the ripe old age of 29 today.  And in her 29 years she has birthed two little boys, been divorced twice, has won a Grammy, and AMA, a World Music Award, 5 billboard awards, sold over 32 million albums, had multiple stays in rehab and a psych ward as well as dated Justin Timberlake and Colin Farrell.  Girl must be exhausted because that is a lot of life to live in 29 years.

I hope her next 29 years are less drama filled than the last.  But bless her heart for being good tabloid fodder.  Some days she has been so entertaining it has actually brought joy to my life and other days she has been so heart breaking it has actually made me sad.

In honor of our favorite former Mouseketeer, please find below some pictures of Brit Brit through the year; the good, the bad, and the ugly.

Tanya: For Britney’s birthday I’d like to give her 5 years of no drama. But I can’t. That’s the kinda gift she can only give herself.

Check out the second last thumbnail – those are the shoes Winona Ryder wore to the Black Swan premier the other day.

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