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This post is for my hubby.  He recently watched Just Go With It.  And when I asked him how it was all he said was “Who is that chick in that movie?  Have you seen her boobs?  They’re awesome”.  Yes, sweetie, they are awesome.  So when I saw this pictures from the movie, I thought I should post one for demonstration as to how awesome they actually are.

Brooklyn Decker should stick to just wearing bikinis rather than what she normally wears, thus teaching us how to make models unattractive.

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Brooklyn Decker’s stylist obviously hates her.  Because they allowed her to go to the MTV Movie Awards in a gold potato sack.

How does someone so beautiful end up in clothing so ugly?

Tanya: I don’t know how she doesn’t realize that it’s terrible. Was there really nothing else to wear? The jeans and t-shirt she probably wore to the dressing would be better than this.

But you know she’s a true professional because she’s still smiling like there’s nothing wrong.

I like pantsuits. Done correctly they can look pretty hot (so can overalls) but that doesn’t mean that I wear them. Not many people do. This is probably because it doesn’t take much to look like total crap in a pantsuit, like Katie Holmes is showing us above. Katie Holmes has a pretty tight body and theoretically should be able to rock the pantsuit, but she is failing. Partly it has to do with the fabric. This is the same fabric that Brooklyn Decker’s unfortunate pantsuit was also made out of. This fabric tends to cling to the boobs and crotch, get unflattering wrinkles, makes your crotch-to-waist area look way longer than it should and generally just draws attention to areas that you probably don’t want attention drawn to.

Padma Lakshmi wore a similar pantsuit awhile back and it wasn’t so bad. What the difference? Clinging fabric and accessories. Padma brought the attention back up to her long slim neck, instead of the bunching around the crotch and hips and it worked well for her.

Alicia Keys in a pantsuit? It’s totally 70s and it rocks.

Gwen Stefani in a pantsuit? She totally owns it, makes it her own style and rocks it.

Katie Holmes in a pantsuit? Fail.

Stacey: It is hard to make a pant suit look good.  It has to be the right everything in order to work.  I could never wear one.  But why do these stars insist on wearing bad ones?  They have the access to good ones…why wear something that makes you look like you are wearing a sack tied around your body in awkward places?

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Well, this is better than then this or this, but is it good? Brooklyn Decker is in Madrid now with Jennifer Aniston and Adam Sandler to promote Just Go With it and I’m on the fence with this look. Sure it’s more young and fresh than the other looks we’ve seen her in, but I kinda get the impression that she got the inspiration from an 8yr olds’ tea party. And maybe it’s just my monitor but the lipstick and shoe colour just seems a bit off. A little too orangy.

Stacey: I actually really like this dress.  I think it is really cute.  But the lipstick is no good.

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Brooklyn Decker at another premier of Just Go With It and while she ditched the frumpy, it’s still not a good look for her. What’s up with Brooklyn Decker’s stylist? She’s posing next to Adam Sandler at these premieres – it’s not hard to look crazy hot. Why fight it?

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Welcome to “How to Make a Supermodel Unattractive: 101″

Lesson 1.  Clothing.

Step 1.  Find unflattering material.

Step 2.  Find ugliest color of said material.

Step 3.  Use ugly material for terrible design pattern.

Step 4.  Ensure built in bra in bra does not properly support bust.

Step 5.  Ensure built in bra line is also visible through material.

Step 6.  Have supermodel wear design to a movie premier.

Outcome: Normally beautiful model should now look unattractive (see above picture of Brooklyn Decker for reference).

Lesson Complete.

Tanya: Wow. This is really horrible. Like, really, really horrible. It makes me cringe.

Who are the hottest ladies around? Well, Stacey & I withdrew our names from the running because it just wouldn’t be fair to the other women of the world, so after us, here’s the top 20 from Maxim’s Hot 100!

1. Katy Perry
2. Brooklyn Decker
3. Zoe Saldana
4. Blake Lively
5. Megan Fox
6. Rihanna
7. Elisabetta Canalis
8. Olivia Munn
9. Kim Kardashian
10. Marisa Miller
11. Eva Mendes
12. Audrina Patridge
13. Amber Heard
14. Scarlett Johansson
15. Amanda Bynes
16. Selita Ebanks
17. Leighton Meester
18. Christina Aguilera
19. Bar Refaeli
20. Olivia Wilde

Stacey: Hmmmm.  You know what?  I totally dig this list.  Katy Perry as #1.  I like it!  Thank you, Maxim, for going out on a limb and having some innovative choices.  Although I am still not sure about this Olivia Munn business.  Seriously.  Who thinks this chick is actually hot?  Who actually knows who she is?

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