Cameron Diaz, one of the most ripped women ever, playing a pregnant woman in What to Expect When You’re Expecting. You know what women expect when watching “What to Expect”? Fat asses, thighs & arms, stretch marks, bloating & swelling of the arms and legs, acne, and more. All those “stereotypical” things about pregnancy are based in truth (with the exception being a burst of water breaking followed by immediate contractions, that rarely ever happens).

I can’t imagine that this movie is targeting anyone aside from people who have been pregnant, so why alienate them with this? It just makes them mad. I got off pretty easy in my pregnancy and I am still put off by this. Those thighs, arms and ass are hard to come by for any woman, let alone a pregnant one.

Stacey: I have only ever seen one woman in real life who looked like this when she was pregnant.  It was when I worked at World Health and she was at the gym every single day.  But that is only one in the thousands of pregnant ladies I have seen.  So this is really unrealistic.  Although she is really cute pregnant.

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Ummm ya.  So, while the dress Cameron Diaz is wearing is kind of “meh”, the rest of her is still bringing it.  Look at those legs.  They are so perfect they look like the belong on a Barbie Doll.   She is flawless right now.   Flawless!

And Justin Timberlake was at this photo call with her.  Do you think he ever regrets breaking up with her?  She is probably the hottest chick he has ever dated (sorry Brit Brit and Jessica Biel).  Speaking of Jessica Biel, now that she isn’t Justin’s GF anymore, what is her latest gig?

Tanya: Yeah she’s hot, but this dress just kills it for me. She looks super trashy.

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Seriously.  Cammie D is so stylin’ right now.  I love this jumpsuit.  She looks amazing.

Angelina Jolie, Julia Roberts, and Brooklyn Decker need to take some notes from Cam on how to style yourself when promoting a movie.  Cammie is nailing it.

Tanya: Cameron Diaz’s shoulders are my inspiration to hit the gym.

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I know Cameron Diaz isn’t everyone’s favorite and we don’t like her boyfriend.  But look at how smokin’ hot she looks right now.  I don’t think she has ever looked better.  What ever she is doing she needs to keep it up cause girl is lookin’ fly.

Tanya: I heart Cammie D.

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Remember this post from way back in the day that I thought should be submitted to Awkward Family Photos?  Well, you can throw this one of Jason Segal and Cameron Diaz in there as well.  What is happening here?  It is making me so uncomfortable.

What guys find hot this year

Maxim was getting a little desperate this year to find 100 hot ladies. While some of the ladies really are hot (Katy Perry, Mila Kunis, Bar Rafaeli), many of them are just “meh” (Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, Olivia Munn, January Jones) and the majority are either “not so hot anymore” or “have never been hot” (Cameron Diaz, Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera, Paz de la Huerta, Miley Cyrus, Lindsay Lohan).

They should have really just saved face and did the “Maxium Hot 15″ this year.

Stacey: Paz?  Really?

This list kind of seems like there was a bunch of guys sitting around the table, having a hard time coming up with 100 hot chicks and then when a name was thrown at them, they asked “Does she have boobs?  If she does, she is on the list.”  Is that all it takes, guys?

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I know there has been some debat about Cameron Diaz and whether or not she looks good or looks like a man…but gawd damn look at that ass.  Girl looks amazing.  The legs, the skin, the awesome jacket…whatever she is doing, it is working for her.

Tanya: I think Cameron Diaz is totally hot. Even though she can be manly at times, still hot overall. And this outfit? Love it. I wish I could wear my white skinny jeans this spring, if we ever get spring.

OK, I think this movie actually looks pretty funny.

Oh I should probably mention that it has some bad language so if your work isn’t into that or if you’ve got some kiddies running around you might want to throw on some headphones.

Cameron Diaz is on her way to getting a Madonna body and while Madonna’s body is super gross I haven’t fully decided on Cameron’s yet. Personally I think huge muscles on a chick is kinda gross, but in this case you have to consider the alternative. Cameron Diaz is almost 40 and at 40 your body isn’t quite what it used to be. Women become even more pear-like, softer everywhere, and get the turkey waddle arms hard core. Some women have great genes (read: $$$$) but most of us are going to be feeling guilt over eating a brownie or having a glass of wine at 40 because we know it’s going to sit in our hips or our ponch until we bust 2 hours at the gym to get rid of it.

So as intimidating as Cameron Diaz’s arms are, I’d take them. Given the option of looking like a normal 40 yr old or still having the leanness and strength and probably increased metabolism to enjoy a glass of wine or some awesome dessert without huge guilt seems like a no brainer.

Stacey:  Urm, maybe it’s too much for me but if that is what she wants to look like (for him) then so be it.  I know we are in the game of being judgemental bitches so there is that but what is an acceptable size really? 
 
My opinion is that it isn’t about the size but about who they are.  We coddle those that are overweight like Gabourey Sidibe and celebrate them for accepting their size but then we laugh at Jessica Simpson for putting on some weight and judge her for not taking it off.  Maybe she has just embraced her size too?  But then girls like Cammie, who look freaking amazing, we judge her for being too fit?  I don’t know…
 
The only thing I can assume is that we judge based on the person and situation…so for Cammie, maybe if she wasn’t dating A-Hole and was actually looking like this for herself, we wouldn’t be having this debate.  But because we know he likes his women on the manly side we can only assume that she is doing it for him.  And since he is such a dick wad we judge her for doing it for him.
 
But still, if I looked like that, even if it was for a guy, I wouldn’t be complaining.

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Cameron Diaz is either:

a) enjoying a nice afternoon workout

b) having some serious PMS

c) becoming the Hulk because ARod drank the last protein shake.

Your call.

Stacey: Or d) working out like a crazy person because A-Rod likes his bitches all manly.

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