Sounds gross, doesn’t it? “Celine Dion’s Pastries”. Gross.

But what the story here really is about is a man who broke into Celine Dion’s house (using the house keys he found in her husband’s unlocked car) ate some of her pastries and took a bath. Looking at how skinny Celine is (this is obviously an old photo but she’s still a rail) my first impression is that any food found in her house is pretty gross. But then you remember how fat her husband is and it’s all bets off – they probably have the best pastries in Canada sitting in their pantry. Mmmmm, what I wouldn’t give for a nice chocolate croissant…

Stacey: This story is kind of scary but also a little funny.  Of all the things to do in Celine’s house (like steal stuff worth money) this dude apparently had the munchies and was a little stinky.  Hilarious.

But seriously, her husband deserves a slap in the head…leaving your house keys in your unlocked car when you are super famous is asking for trouble.  I lock my door all the time and am super careful with my keys and I am pretty sure no one wants top break into my house and eat some popcorn and take a nap.  They are very luck y something more serious happened.  

(pic: AskMen.com)

(Pic: Just Jared)

Celine Dion showed her new twin babies, Eddy and Nelson, to the world yesterday.  So cute!

I love the look on the face of the baby she is holding.  Like “Stop staring at me while I am trying to poop”.  Hilarious.

Plus.  Check out Celine’s rack…who knew she had boobies like that?

Tanya: Heh, she’s showing off the “twins”. In both the literal sense and meaning boobies. (I’m still emotionally in Jr High).

I’ve said before that old people having babies creeps me out, and it’s true, but I’m kinda happy for Celine Dion and René Angelil. They’ve been trying to have another kid for a long time and the last time she conceived and told the world she was pregnant, she ended up loosing the baby

The creepy thing about Celine Dion’s pregnancy isn’t her age (though 42 is still pretty old to be having babies), it’s that they froze her and Rene’s baby making tissues for safe keeping so it never goes bad. And her husband is 68. Ewwww.

Stacey: I am happy for her and for us.  Can you imagine the top notch French Canadian Cheese we are going to be privy to?  It will be epic.  No one brings the cheese quite like Celine.

(pic: MelodyPlant.com)

The gossip world is a little boring today and I’m not feeling inspired to write a post about any of these stories. So for your reading pleasure, here’s what other people are writing about as well as a photo of Pam Anderson & Suzanne Somers. Why not?

Brad Pitt is going to be a cartoon super hero – People

Eric Dane & wife Rebecca Gayheart don’t have a “sex tape” they have a “hanging out naked and taking a bath with another chick” tape – The Superficial

Celine Dion and her old man husband are having another kid, thankfully they clarify that no sex was involved – Socialite Life

Kristen Stewart heads to the salon to figure out how to make her “Joan Jet” hair be “Bella” hair without totally killing the “Kristen” hair – LaineyGossip

Ryan Kwanten shirtless! – JustJared

Gwyneth Paltrow is “snobby” on set of Iron Man 2 and is a b*tch to ScarJo – Dlisted

Michael Lohan is stalking Lindsay, Lindsay is stalking Britney – Celebitchy