I don’t know who is paying off People Magazine but they’re “sneak peak” of People’s 2010 Most Beautiful People list is out and Channing Tatum is #2? THIS GUY?! Pift. Whatever.

Here’s the top 10:

1. Julia Roberts
2. Channing Tatum
3. Zoe Saldana
4. Scarlett Johansson
5. Jake Gyllenhaal
6. Jennifer Aniston
7. Sofia Vergara
8. Bradley Cooper
9. Katy Perry
10. Amanda Seyfried

Last year we agreed that the Most Beautiful People of 2009 was pretty good, but this year I don’t feel the same way. Maybe it’s because my coffee tasted like crap this morning, but I just don’t agree with the list. Jakey G and Zoe Saldana, yes. Perv stache Tatum & Julia Roberts no. Julia is pretty on the outside, but I think her bitchiness should bump her from the top 10. And fake tan line Cooper? I’m undecided. When he brings it he really brings it, but when he doesn’t he really doesn’t.

Stacey: What?  I am straight up objecting to this list.  Tanya, maybe we should do our own beautiful people list.  We talked about it last year…maybe this is our year?

Tanya: Yes we should. Start keeping notes of beautiful people and when the magazine with the full list comes out we’ll school it.

Dear Channing,

I feel as though I need to intervene here.  Because this look?  Well, it’s horrible.  And as someone who has to look at your pictures on the internet I am going to have to ask that you stop with this shenanigans immediately.  That facial hair is probably the worst I have seen in a long time.  And that is saying something.  Because we can compare it to this and this.  And while we warned you previously, you don’t seem to have listened.

You are probably wondering why you should be listening.  Well, we have a little something here at I Smell Smut called our Hottest Guys List.  And you, my friend, didn’t make it.  Your name was batted around, because you have shown some hotness in the past, it never really amounted to anything.  And quite frankly, you aren’t really making a case for yourself to be considered for next years list.  And we’ve disqualified hotter guys for less.

So, if you want to have any chance of getting on that list you need to shape up and shave that perv stach off.  And while you’re at it, wash your hair off all that grease.

Ok?  Good chat.

xoxo

I Smell Smut

Tanya: While the perv stache and slicked back hair disqualify him from the Hottest Guys list he would be a favourite in the Douchiest Looking Guys list. Maybe we should start one?

Do you remember this look?  It was terrible.  And I think Zachary Quinto is hot so for him to look terrible to me, it has to be bad.

And that is why this look is extra terrible on Channing Tatum.  He is borderline attractive to begin with.  Be honest people!  His body is the best part about him, his face, well, its sub par.  So add this perv stache on top of it?  Ick!  I hope this is just for a part in a movie because this look needs to go!  Because right now he looks like he might steal someone’s baby.

Tanya: He’s filming a flick with Katie Holmes right now so this is either a) a really lame attempt at a real mustache (he plays a cop, duh), or b) to make him less attractive so he doesn’t outshine Katie Quadraboob Holmes.

Here’s Channing Tatum’s photo shoot for GQ.

Yum!

Maybe I will go see G.I. Joe…

Stacey: My seeing G.I. Joe will be dictated by whether or not my hubby deems it worthy and if he drags me to the theatres to see it.  I would prefer to see it on DVD.  Joe isn’t one of my favs of the 80′s shows/toys that they have decided to make into a movie.  Although these pictures do sway me more in the “interested” direction”.  But he needs a new name.  Before I really knew who Channingactually was I always thought he was a girl.  I was really suprised when I first say him.  Definitely not a girl.

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People Magazine's Most Beautiful Person of 2009

People Magazinehas chosen Christina Applegate as the most beautiful person of 2009.

People’s Top 10

1. Christina Applegate
2. Halle Berry
3. The cast of 90210
4. Ciara
5. Zac Efron
6. Christina Aguilera
7. Freida Pinto
8. Channing Tatum
9. Julianne Hough
10. Robert Pattinson

Who is Julianne Hough?? A quick search tells me she’s on Dancing with the Wash Ups. Great. Wonder if she’s a dancer or a wash up?

#14 is Tristan Wilds. Some dude from 90210. Wonder how the rest of the cast feels about being lumped together while he gets his own spot. Would his hotness still count towards the casts’ hotness then?

Most of these beautiful people deserve to be here. They truly are beautiful Especially love Freida Pinto on the list. She is breathtaking.

Stacey: I totally agree with Christina Applegate being the on top of the most beautiful list.  Beautiful and an incredible experience.  She lost her mother a few years ago to breast cancer and recently had a double mastectomy as cancer was discovered in one of her breasts as well.  She shared her experience on Oprah.  Did you see that episode?  Tear jerker.

3 through 6 I think are total garbage…Christina Aguilera? Really?  And Ciara?  Remember our article about her?  Interesting choice.  Freida Pinto though?  Gorgeous.

I am always disappointed by these lists.  Mine would be much different…

Tanya: Hmmm, I think this calls for the I Smell Smut’s Most Beautiful People list… This will require a coffee date.