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Well, last night was the Met Gala and what that means is that everyone and their dogs were attending wearing their bold and/or beautiful best.  Since the pictures are giving me a big, fat, case of the yawnies, rather than posting a million posts about each individual dress, I just decided to pick a couple high lights and low lights.

Highlights?  I love Christina Ricci’s dress; I think she looks amazing.  And I know you guys don’t like Maggie Gyllenhaal but I do so I included her.  And I loved Emma Stone’s dress and Michelle Williams too.  And Sofia Vergara because, wek

Lowlights?  Brooklyn Decker is straight up offending me with her brightly colored, flat dress.  Seriously, this color is horrible and makes her look like she has zero shape.  And Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen.  Need I say more?

Tanya: I agree with you on all except Christina Ricci – her dress accentuates her tiny waist a little too much and makes her body look incredibly weird.

Some others I’ve come across and wanted to add: Beyonce’s dress was so tight she had to be carried up the stairs, Kate Hudson decided to accentuate her ass to make her baby bump look smaller (?), Miranda Kerr wins the “Stripper Wedding Gown” award this year (there’s a dress that fits this category every year), Mary Kate Olson in her Mrs Clause dress and Demi Moore wearing the outfit that she probably wore to watch the Royal Wedding because she wasn’t invited.

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In case you were wondering what Christina Ricci was up to these days, we’ve got you covered. Christina Ricci was out looking super fine last night at a launch party for the BlackBerry Torch. Do you think celebs all get free BlackBerry’s and that’s why they carry them around? I’ve always wondered why more celebs don’t have iPhones and this is the first logical reason I can think of: because the BB is free.

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Kate Hudson & Gwyneth Paltrow posing together like the bestest best friends in the whole world. Do you buy it?

I don’t buy it for a second. I can almost read both of their minds… Kate “Urgh. Pretentious Gwyn. I’m probably going to end up in her stupid email newsletter about fake tits.” Gwyneth “Urgh. Super-slut Kate Hudson. Glad Chris isn’t here…. I’m going to ‘blind item’ her and her fake tits in my next newsletter”.

Stacey: I buy it.  In fact, I fairly certain that they are actually friends.  They go out to concerts together, fashion shows. They are out together a lot and I have seen a lot of photos of them together at social events.  They have a lot of the same friends too like Stella McCartney.  Believe it or note, Gwyneth is actually quite popular in Hollywood.  Sorry Tanya, but I think these two are actual besties.

Tanya: Now that I think about it, you’re totally right. They do hang out together. And they’re BFFs with Stella McCartney. And Liv Tyler. Boooo. I was hoping for some GOOP drama.

Hehehe, added a photo of the Besties with Christina Ricci who looks like she’s the tag-along little sister. I forget how small she is sometimes!

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What better way to celebrate than with some Irish celebs?

• Colin Farrell
• Ra’s al Ghul (aka Liam Neeson)
• Scarecrow (aka Cillian Murphy)
• Pierce Brosnan (I totally thought he was English)
• Jonathan Rhys-Meyers

And Christina Ricci is not Irish but she is pretty wasted in this photo so it counts.

Stacey: St. Patty’s Day!  Woot!  Did I ever tell you about the time that for about a year I thought my birthday was St. Patrick’s Day?  Not sure how I got that in my head, but I did, and my mom had to correct me.  Weird right? 

Anyways, since I am part Irish, I will be celebrating by wearing green and getting drunk.  In fact, I am drunk right now.  Actually, that’s not true, but wouldn’t it be better if I were?  And if I could celebrate with Colin Farrell? 

PS.  Did you have to pick the one picture were JRM looks like a terrible 70′s porn star?

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Here’s a roundup of some of the Halloween costumes that the celebs wore out and about last night. Right now the gallery includes Christina Aguilera & Max as skeletons, Nick Cannon & Mariah Carey as angels, Jessica Alba as Dora the Explorer and Gwen Stefani as a cowgirl with Kingston & Zuma who were dinosaurs. More will be added as we come across them.

Stacey: Mmmmm, Kellan Lutz as Batman.  I have a serious thing for Batman so that just moved Kellan up in my books.  But Rupert Grint as the Clockwork Orange character?  That costume needs to be retired…everyone does it.

Tanya: Oh Stacey, if you really had a serious thing for Batman you’d know that Kellan Lutz is dressed as Robin

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(Pics: Socialite Life, JustJared, I’m Not Obsessed, Dlisted)