Well, it has been a wild ride.  Unfortunately, I can’t do this thing without my partner in gossip, Tanya.  She has been the logic to my irrational hate, the sweet candy coating to my crusty, bitchy center, my moral compass.  When I would go off calling Miley Cyrus a “ho”, Tanya was reminding me that probably wasn’t the best way to earn good karma…and usually she was right.

Some great debates will be left unsettled…for example, whether or not Johnny Depp dresses like a hobo on purpose, whether or not Alex Skarsgard is hot (I still say no), whether or not we should just get over the whole Angelina/Brad/Jen thing…but, lets be honest, neither of us were ever going to give in were we?

Things we’ve learned…Kellan Lutz is insanely hot, celeb babies are ridiculously cute, Twilight causes stinky farts and maybe cancer, and Lady Gaga makes people want to punch themselves in the face.  All valuable lessons which I will carry through life.

While we both have had a lot of fun, all good things must come to an end.  Thank you so much to everyone who followed us and helped make this blog so much fun.  Your comments and engagement made it all worth while.  I leave the blog knowing that I have one of the best friends in the world (Tanya) and that I would never have been able to do this with anyone else, and for that I am grateful.

While it is bitter sweet, my friend Joy reminded me that at least now I won’t have to write about Lindsay Lohan anymore.  Thank gawd!

And with that, I leave you all with a picture of my main girl, Coco…sorry, Tan, I had to.

(Pic: nationwideblast.com)

Peace out peeps.

xoxo

Stacey

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At the risk of getting thrown the side eye from Tanya, I wanted to remind everyone that my favorite girl, Coco, and hubby Ice-T have a reality show starting this Sunday on E! called Ice Loves Coco.

In Ice-T’s words, the show is about him and Coco and how she basically runs his life.

These two are so so cute together.  If you don’t believe me, watch this clip of them when they were on a British game show together.  So funny.  I love how Ice is like a crotchety old but still totally cool rapper dude and Coco is this young, blond bombshell always wanting to have fun.  How can you not love that?  They seem perfect for each other.  This is why I would love to double date with them.

(Pic: Just Jared)

There is literally no celebrity that brings me greater joy than Coco.  She’s just, well, look at her.  How can this picture not bring you joy?  Its amazing.  Coco and her hubby Ice-T renewed their wedding vows this weekend for their new reality show.  That and they have been married for 10 years.  Crazy right?

You know, as absurd as her dress is, I expected a little more, or less, I guess you could say.  You can’t even see her butt.  What?  This is demure when she normally looks like this.

I love these two.  And I cannot wait for their show to come out.  Its going to be amazing.

Tanya: *Giant eye roll*

(Pic: Just Jared)

From her Twatter feed (typo and it stays):

Just wrapped up another day of shooting my show!Here’s a quick cat crawl before I take off my outfit

Please.  What is not to love?

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It was bound to happen eventually and I really couldn’t be happier.

According to TMZ, my main girl Coco has a reality TV show in the works and has already begun filming.  If this is what her Twitter page is like, imagine what her reality TV show will be like.

If TV has been called the Boob Tube can we now call it Butt Tube?  Wait, that sounds weird.  Like we are going to be watching colonoscopies or something…

Tanya: I think “Boob Tube” is still a great word for the thing that brings you Coco. Sure she’s a lot of butt, but she’s also a whole lot of boob.

I’m not sure who this girl is (photo caption says “model Toccara Jones”) but this outfit is something else. Stacey, I think you should pick this up for your Miami trip. Then when you run into Coco on the street you’ll totally bond over spandex. She might give you crap about not having enough camel toe though.

Stacey: While I do love Coco in all her spandex glory, I am going to have to pass on rocking this outfit.  First of all, it’s horrible.  Secondly, that material would be very unflattering to me.  So, thanks for thinking of me, Tan, but I will have to pass.

(pic: Socialite Life)

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I know it’s a little late but I need to bring to you the magic that is Coco on New Years.  She rang it it dressed as Jessica Rabbit and offered up some advice on her Twitter page.

My advice for 2011 Don’t hold back on anything u do, go full force!Stop lolly gaging!Were only here on this earth for a second

Ladies,for a happy 2011.Do squats,lunges, crunches.Buy some booty shorts & stripper heels. Tell your man u love um or trade up.Now your set

Guy advice for a happy 2011!U can stand 2 lose a few 2!Brush your teeth,clean your balls.Tell your women u luv her or trade up.Now your set!

I love this bitch so so much.  And for some added fun.  Check out her and hubby Ice-T on a British reality show called Mr & Mrs.  Its kind of like the newlyweds game.  Its totally worth the watch as they are actually really, really cute together.  My hubby and I have decided that we need to be best friends with them.

Tanya: “Brush your teeth, clean your balls.” Love it. I think this should be written on her tombstone.

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Admit it.  You were as curious as I was to see what Coco, my future Halloween costume, would go as for her own Halloween costume.

Last year she was Slutty Batgirl (???).  This year she was a Slutty Nurse.

Please.  You know you want her to give you a sponge bath.

Tanya: No. This is just gross. I wouldn’t want her anywhere near me for fear that her little costume might pop off and hit me like an elastic. Or that when her costume does pop off that any of her body parts might hit me.

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Since Stacey isn’t on the “let’s dress like Lady Gaga for Halloween” bandwagon, I’m going to suggest she follow in Kelly Osbourne’s footsteps and dress like Coco. It can be pretty chilly in a string bikini in Calgary on Halloween (though I swear I still see it on the pub crawls) and string bikinis aren’t the best things to wear when you need butt pads and some balloon boobs so, like Kelly Osbourne, I’d suggest you go with one of her more “conservative” outfits.

This is the exact one she wore on the runway (and you can see how the butt sags if you look close enough at the pic below!).

Stacey: OMG.  This is magical.  I wish I had had somewhere to go to wear this.  I am definitely going to do this;  either at the next costume part I go to (Christmas Party idea Tanya) or next Halloween.  And Nate is going as Ice-T.  I can’t wait!

(pics: Kelly Osbourne’s Twitter)

(Pic: Coco’s Twitter)

A gold nugget of wisdom.

Brought to you by Coco from her Twitter account:

Why is Wednesday’s Happy Hump day? Shouldn’t every day Hump Day? Just sayin…..

She is pure magic, isn’t she?