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And our next contestant on “Who’s Face is This” is Courtney Cox Arquette.  Wait…is she still Arquette?   Doesn’t really matter.

But seriously, who’s face is this?  Because it can’t really be Courtney Cox can it?

She used to be so pretty…what they hell did she do to her face?  And it’s not that she isn’t wearing make up.  Its that it looks tweeked and pulled and….different.

Tanya: Remember the recent post on Jennifer Lopez looking different? I showed that pic to my husband and he couldn’t even recognise her.

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Two big celeb separations this weekend.  Apparently Courtney Cox and David Arquette have separated and have been for a while.  Which really is no surprise as they have openly discussed the fact that their marriage has had problems and that they have done lots of counselling.  It is being reported that they are looking to reconcile and that the separation is just a “re-evaluation” of the union.  However, David has apparently been linked to this chick, who has been linked to at least 5 other celebs and also punched Lindsay Lohan in the face.

Then there is celeb BFFs of David and Courtney, Laura Dern and Ben Harper, who are also separating.  Although this one does come as a surprise, especially to Laura, who was apparently “blindsided” by being served with divorce papers.

Divorce is in the air I guess.  Sad.

Tanya: Totally sad I’m not too surprised by Courtney Cox & David Arquette (or Gale Weathers and Dewey Riley as they will forever be known to me) because there’s been talk of them splitting for some time but the Ben Harper / Laura Dern one is weird. Especially since Ben Harper submitted divorce papers that said they’ve been separated for months and Laura Dern had no idea??

Jennifer Aniston is automatically dating anyone she hugs, especially anyone she gives the ‘Aniston Half Hug’ to, so logically the only conclusion to draw here is that Jennifer Aniston is now dating Courtney Cox.

This makes sense though because obviously Gale Weathers would have eventually gotten sick of Dewey and move on. Too bad this means that Jennifer Aniston is going to end up either getting killed or being the killer and Sydney Prescott will have to try and find the connection between herself and Jennifer Aniston.

(Spoiler: The link is Jason Priestley who made “Preditors from Beyond Neptune” (1999) with Neve Campbell and “The Thin Pink Line” (1998) with Jennifer Aniston)

And for fun, here’s a gallery of Jennifer Aniston giving the ‘Aniston Half Hug’.

Update: I was totally joking about them being in Scream 4 together but Star Magazine is now reporting that Jennifer Aniston might be the open sequence victim. Called it! How fantastic would it be if Jason Priestley was the killer?

Update 2: Aniston’s rep says it’s “not true“.

Stacey: That would be awesome if she was in Scream!  She better be able to bring it though.  She would be following in the foot steps of Drew Berrymore, and Jada Pinkett Smith and those two rocked it.

As for the “half hug” you can tell she is very protective/possessive of people she is close with.  Its all in the body language.

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Word on the street is that Ashley Greene is pegged to play the lead in the upcoming Scream 4. From Empire Online:

Greene is wanted to play Jill, Campbell’s cousin and the heroine of the piece, while Panettiere would be her best pal, a big film nerd (always a requirement for the terminally self-aware slasher series). Culkin, meanwhile is being lined up as a guy competing for Greene’s love.

Neve Campbell, Courtney Cox and David Arquette are also on board for the film.

I’m super excited for this movie. Remember how many times we watched the first ones??

Stacey: I am super stoked for this movie.  And I am pretty sure we watched this movie at least 50 times.  At least.

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Courtney Cox & Isla Fisher talking & laughing after a lunch date.

Stacey, this is you and I in 20 years. Still hip, funny and cute, but also old, married and probably talking about family life and our careers.

Ok, this is us now. But without the botox. Who would be Courtney and who would be Isla? I’ve got the red hair, but you’re the short one.

Stacey: Its true.  We are this now.  Lets just hope that we look as good as Courtney does at her age.  With or without the botox.