Courtney Love showed up for the amfAR event in Cannes which raises money to fight AIDS or something and I think her strategy must have been “this will make people think twice about having sex”. I don’t understand how she could have thought this was hot. Well actually, it’s Courtney Love. She generally doesn’t make sense so I guess this fits.

You know what? Because the picture of Courtney Love is really that bad I’m just going to put this picture of Bar Refeali up and keep Courtney confined to a thumbnail. Click to see her in full size at your own risk.

Stacey: Pancake boob!

(pics: The Superficial)

(Quotes from Dlisted, Pic from: static.taletela.com)

Scratch my previous statement of this being my favorite story ever….this is now officially my new favorite story.  Ever.

Ok, we all know that Courtney Love isn’t quite right.  Well, apparently neither is Russell Simmons who had this to say about Court:

“I think she is a sweet girl . . . It’s probably exciting to be a crackhead, I wouldn’t say I was a crackhead but I did smoke a lot of crack. I had fun smoking a lot of angel dust . . . Right now I’m a monk. I’m boring, I’m on a green juice fast at this moment so I’m a little high now. I had a double shot of ginger, which makes you a little flighty”

Seriously.  WTF.  If you can make anything out of this mumbo-jumbo, please let me know, because I am lost.

Courtney responded by saying:

“I’m fairly insulted that he associates me with that drug. What does that mean?”

What does she mean, “what does that mean”?.  Obviously, he thinks she is a crack head. We all think she is a crackhead.  In fact, I think both of these two are crackheads.  And trying to decipher the the ramblings of two crackheads is making me tired.  And a little dizzy.  I am going to go lay down for a bit.  Please wake me up when someone has this figured out.

Tanya: Here’s my interpretation:

Russell Simmons: “I used to be a crackhead and I wish I still was because it was awesome. I’m actually jealous of Courtney Love who is still a crackhead”

Courtney Love: “Crack is awesome. Want to see a picture of me and my boyfriend on crack?” (posts pic to Twitter)

Courtney Love: “Jealous, aren’t you?”

(Pics: Just Jared)

Here is Courtney Love at the Wall Street: Money Talks Premier looking……good.

What?  You mean, for once, she doesn’t look like a busted mess?  Yes, thats right people.  Hell hath frozen over!

No seriously, she actually looks really good.  Which is nice.  Because jsut a few months ago, there was this.  But she was showing promise here and here so can we assume that Court is on the way back from the brink of insanity?  Even if she is still crazy, at least she is hiding it a little.

Tanya: She looks better, but she still looks nasty. I’m sorry, but I think for Courtney a little bit of “diet and exercise” would go over a lot better than her diet of “lipo and herion” with side of “pull that face skin back tighter!”.

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(Pic: Dlisted)

You know, I don’t really have much to say with regards to this picture.  But for some reason I felt compelled to share this photo of Courtney Love with you.

This photo is confusing me.  Like, she’s all tanned and I am loving her color of hair and I actually really love that dress.  But Courtney is such a mess.  I mean, doesn’t she just look like a deflated, beat up, ho bag?  Like someone just told her their was no more crack to go around or something.  This picture was apparently taken at a fashion show.  Who would invite her to a fashion show?  Marc Jacobs, thats who.

Tanya: *eye roll* I hate it when people get invited to things just because it will cause a stir. People who are only famous because they’re a mess: Pamela Anderson, David Hasslehof, Courtney Love, Amy Winehouse (just to name a few).

Owen Wilson couldn’t hold it ’till they got back to the clubhouse – The Superficial - S: Eeeewwwww.

Isla Fisher & Sacha Baron Cohen welcome baby #2 (but who knows how long ago?) – People – S: Do you think they are hiding the new baby for a reason? T: I don’t think they’re hiding it for any sort of smutty reason. People Magazine said they are “incredibly private” and haven’t even confirmed their wedding that happened a few years ago.

Everybody loves James Franco – Socialite Life – S: Except me.  Nothing will ever redeem this.

Everybody loves Justin Bieber – JustJared – S: Again, except me.

Nobody loves Courtney Love – Dlisted – S: Here here!

I love Carey Mulligan’s hair! <3 – Celebitchy – S: Totally!  I wish I could rock this look.

AnnaLynne McCord is the one that got Kellan Lutz into building houses in New Orleans – I’m Not Obsessed

(Pic: Celebslam)

Madonna?

or…

Courtney Love?

I can’t tell.

Apparently, its Courtney Love.  But those gristly arms and teased blonde hair and plastic surgeoned face could of fooled me.

Question.  Who does that comparison make you more sad for?

Tanya: Whoever this is terrifies me. *shudder* I hope we don’t age like that.

Psyke! That’s not Paris Hilton at all although the nose, the hair and the vacant look in her eyes might make you think that it is our favourite socialite after a rough week. But no, it’s actually Courtney Love. Strange, I know. She looks 10 (or even 20) years younger and a million times cleaner than the usual which sounds like it’d be a complement but I meant it more as a statement of fact. Like “she doesn’t look pregnant, she just looks fat” or “that dress looks better than the crap she usually wears”, the statement of “she looks 10 years younger and cleaner” is more like “I think she had a shower, brushed her hair and got her face re-done”.

It is an improvement, but it weirds me out.

Stacey: I am not sure who we are insulting more.  Courtney or Paris.

For the record, my hubby and I argued over who this actually was.  It IS weird.

(pic: Dlisted)

Here’s Courtney Love at the release party for her new album and this picture makes me wonder: is it possible that a hot mess can be such a mess that even when they clean themselves up the most presentable they’ve been in ~25 years, they’re still a hot mess?

That’s how I feel about this. She looks like she’s really pulling herself together (she brushed her hair!), but she still looks a mess.

Props for getting this far Courtney – let’s keep it going.

Stacey: Oh no.  She is a hot crazy mess.  She may be hiding it right now, but it is festering under the surface.  Trust me.

Speaking of which, she is claiming that Gavin Rossdale cheated on Gwen with her.  And that Gwen knew about it.  Ya.  Right.

What a kook.

(pic: Socialite Life)

(Pics: DListed)

Please accept these preemptive apologies for subjecting you to the pain that your eyes are surely enduring.

But seriously…What the F?

This is Courtney Love at a fashion show (???) in Milan earlier this week.

You know, I am not even convinced this is a real person.

Its like looking at the Ghosts of Surgeries Past or something.  Yikes!

Tanya: AHHHHHHHH! *shudder* I had to decrease the size of this picture a bit because it was too much. It’s still too much. I’m going to have to crawl in one of those cave-sized pores and take a nap to recover.

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Frances Bean is now in the custody of her aunt & grandma (Kurt’s side) until she turns 18 next August. No word on why the custody switched over… hopefully everything is OK. Courtney Love can barely take care of herself so I’m going to assume this is a positive move for Frances.

Stacey: I hate to sound liek a jerk, but this is probably best for Frances Bean.  Her mom seems a little nuts.  That can’t be good for any young

(pic: Socialite Life)girl to be around.