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A shirtless Cristiano Ronaldo.

That is all.

Tanya: Shirtless Cristiano Ronaldo = A Good Day.

Have you seen Cristiano Ronaldo’s car? Totally indulgent. Totally appropriate.

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There is almost too much hotness in these photos.  David Beckham and Cristiano Ronaldo met up prior to the LA Galaxy and Real Madrid’s pre season friendly match up.  Real Madrid won, obviously, but the real winners are us because now we have pictures of Becks and Crissy together.  Plus, Becks is looking smokin’ hot in that suit and Crissy is bringing the quiveration with no shirt.  Yummy!

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Cristiano Ronaldo IS hot.  In a very metro way, not a manly, burly way like, lets say….Jason Statham.  But he must be super confident in himself and who he is as a person because it takes a guy with a lot of kahunas to rock toe nail polish.  It suits him though.

I know a few guys who went and got mani-pedis for a friends birthday.  I like it.  I like that guy want to be pampered too.  Because in all honesty, knarly man feet can be kind of gross.  Nice, cleaned up toesies feel much nicer rubbing up against your legs or feet than the scary toes some guys keep.  Manly doesn’t always = better.

For the record, Cristiano named his new son…Cristiano Jr.  I think I finally understand.  His narcissism caused him to want a tiny version of himself.  And when you look like this, why wouldn’t you?

Tanya: I agree, it’s important to clean some things up a bit. And on Ronaldo it looks great, although I will admit that it first made the think of when you bruise your nails and they turn black.

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Here is Cristiano Ronaldo out and about in New York yesterday looking both attractive and totally repulsive at the same time.

So, here’s my question, if this dude just became the father of a new born baby, where is said baby, especially if the mother isn’t apart of his life?  Shouldn’t he be with the baby forming a bond?

And while we are on the subject, the strong rumor floating around is that Crissy used a surrogate to have this baby.  Am I the only one that thinks this sounds strange?  That a 25 year old guy decided to have a baby via surrogate a la Ricky Martin, rather than have on with a woman?  And at 25 no less.  I could maybe understand at 30 or 35 but 25?  I think its weird.  There is also the obvious rumor that he knocked up some ho in the US and paid her off to shut her up.  But I like the story about the surrogate so I am going to go with that one.

Tanya: Sure it’s a little weird that he’s not out with the baby, but maybe he’s not trying to pimp the baby out for publicity which is quite unlike most of the other celebs we know. And because he doesn’t have to be around to breastfeed maybe he decided to leave the baby with the nanny and do some shopping while the kid naps.

I’m going to believe that these shopping bags are full of Gucci baby clothes and a stylish diaper bag to carry around. I am also going to believe that it’s a secret love child and that instead of being exploited for the next 18 years through child support, Cristiano decided to just pay up front and actually get to hang out with the kid.

Update: Shirtless photo added of Cristiano Ronaldo lounging poolside this afternoon just for Megan:

Interesting. Apparently Cristiano Ronaldo just had a baby:

“It is with great joy and emotion that I inform I have recently become father to a baby boy. As agreed with the baby’s mother, who prefers to have her identity kept confidential, my son will be under my exclusive guardianship. No further information will be provided on this subject and I request everyone to fully respect my right to privacy (and that of the child) at least on issues as personal as these are.” via Facebook & Twitter

Stacey: I love this story.  Seriously, what do you think is the story here?  Do you think he knocked some horrible girl up and he paid her off to keep her mouth shut and not be part of the kids life?  Do you think he adopted?  Do you think maybe he is helping a friend out who got pregnant and couldn’t handle it? 

For the record, you would have to pay me a lot, A LOT of money to 10) give up my child and 2) keep quite about it.  Not that he can’t afford it.

This story is so strange!

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I can’t decide.  Am I attracted to Cristiano Ronaldo or not?  He is pretty hot.  I mean, look at those abs.  And that face.

But he has been linked to The Unmentionable.  And he has been known to go out dressed like this. And I can’t deal with someone who is more concerned with shaving his legs than I am.  Or with those perfectly waxed eye brows.  Don’t get me wrong, I like a man to keep up on appearances but I don’t think I have seen a chick with eye brows that nice.

But he is incredibly talented.  And rich.  And those abs again.

But then I just go back to the shaved legs and eye brows.  Its cyclical.

See.  I can’t decide.

Tanya: He’s hot. He’s just “Euro” hot and not “American” hot.

Cristiano Ronaldo, world famous soccer (“football”) player and model bedder, did a shoot for Vanity Fair recently in his skivvies. But he didn’t know he’d be sharing it with another man:

Insiders claim Ronnie is “freaking out” and could even sue the magazine over the Annie Leibovitz photo-shoot.

“There are whispers that what really upset Ronaldo was that, having stripped off to his underpants for the shoot in Madrid, he didn’t envisage sharing the cover with another player photographed in Milan,” insiders told the New York Post.

Even though this is pretty standard practice in the magazine world, he and his managers insist only they have control of his image and where it can be used.

Over-reacting? Probably. But Ronaldo has a HUGE ego so who’s really surprised that he’s upset he had to share with Didier Drogba.

IMO, they could have fit at least one other practically naked, totally ripped man on there. And isn’t Vanity Fair a fashion mag? What are these guys doing on there anyway?

Thanks to Kita whose rock hard abs put these men to shame.

Stacey: Seriously, I thought the same thing.  Maybe they put them on there because they are super hot.  I think that sells fashion too.

Cristiano is so ridiculously hot.  Its too bad he is such a Euro Grease wanker.

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A little Cristiano Ronaldo to make the day brighter.

Just try not to think about him and Parisite Hilton. Oh – too late.

Stacey: At first glance I would say that he is very attractive, but that Euro Cheese is just too much for me.  I like my men manly, not shaven and greased up.  And sans the aforementioned Ebola contamination.

I know we promised to never speak of her again, but I loved this story so much that I just needed to share it.  So The Unmentionable, lets call her Ebola, ala Lainey Gossip, has been dating some reality star douche for the last several months.  Apparently, they get into a huge fight, as seen in this video at TMZ , and broke up.  No surprises there.  The Ebola chews them up and spits them out on a monthly basis.  But the plot thickens when not even a day later Paris was seen cavorting with soccer god and uber Euro Cheese Cristiano Ronaldo, who has the potential to be hot, but is covered in oily, greasy douchiness. (Seriously, are those silver lemay shorts?  And are those legs waxed?)

Allegedly, they were at the same club and he couldn’t take his eye off her all night.  I would have thought it would be because she dances like a moron, but apparently he found something about her sexy (?!?!?).  When he finally went up to her, they couldn’t keep their hands off each other and TMZ has pictures of her showing him her lady bits (classy).  Apparently, he liked it because later that night they went back to sister Nicky’s house for further debauchery.

And with the wound of the break up still still pussing and blistering, Paris decided to rub some salt in it when her friend had this to say:

“Paris is stoked to be with a real athlete – unlike her ex, who is a low-paid minor league baseball player”

Ouch.

To which her ex’s rep retorted:

“Doug refuses to take part of this ridiculous media circus. He wishes Paris and all of her future boyfriends the best of luck.”

Am I a bad person for loving that these two are playing out their high school drama bull crap in the media for all to see?  And they have decided to involve probably the worlds second most famous soccer player?

I am excited to see where this goes next.  Will her dreaded Ebola Virus spell doom for Ronaldo’s career?  Will she get back together with her ex only to break up again months later?  Will she drop off the face of the planet never to be heard from again?  Will Ronaldo get himself a real celebrity rather than some low-class, fame whore?  Stay tuned…

Tanya: This girl really knows how to keep the spotlight on full beam. And is the epitome of class. Not sure about Ronaldo… I hear he’s a hit with the ladies but he comes across as a ‘mo to me. Is it just me?