(Pics: Just Jared)

Here is David Hasselhoff’s promo shot for Dancing with the Stars.

Please.  Tell me this photo isn’t totally making your day.  Its amazing.

Is he glaring at us?

Tanya: That’s the “I know you watched that video of me on YouTube and I’m here to prove to you that I’m not a total mess!” look. This type of serious over-actor is exactly what we need for Hungry, Hungry Hippos 3D.