Daniel Radcliffe takes a shot at being a stand up comedian on Jimmy Fallon.

Uh… maybe stick to scripted acting Dan.

In the gossip world you see a lot of “blind items” about people being supreme douches but no one wants to call them out by name for it. Usually it’s by industry insiders who would probably lose their jobs for tattling. For example, here’s one that’s been popping up all over this week:

This squeaky clean, late night talk show host is cheating on his wife. If you thought the Letterman thing was explosive, you have not seen anything yet.

Some of these I don’t even want to guess on because they make me sad. But I can’t refuse to give this one a little publicity. Someone made this postcard and sent it in to a media outlet:

Too good to be true, right? But it’s so much fun guessing! My money is on Fred and George. Some of the comments people putting out there are great too, like “if she was a real Harry Potter fan this would be bragging rights and high-fives all around!” or “I seriously doubt she slept with all of them and can’t pin point who the father is” or “wait till Rita Skeeter’s tell all book comes out, then we’ll know!” or “The only thing faker than this is the collected works of Gilderoy Lockheart”.

If he “never will” meet this kid, than what is the end goal? Just to defame them? Then why not point fingers directly at the responsible one? My guess is that this girl made it all up, and to be honest, I hope she did because it makes it more hilarious and less sad.

Stacey: I am going to guess that this is one of the older actors so maybe Alan Rickman?  The little girl could be grown up by know which would mean the fling happened years ago which would be why he couldn’t remember her name.  There!  Blind item solved.  It’s Alan Rickman.  Ok.  Maybe it’s not but its still pretty funny.

Emma Watson, Daniel Radcliffe and Rupert Grint were all on hand in London to premier Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 1 and holy crap, Emma Watson looked smokin’ hot.

There’s pictures of DanRad and Mr Grint over at Celebitchy, but I’m saving this space for Emma Watson who is my girl-crush of the moment. Smart and beautiful.

Only one more week ’till we North Americans get the new Harry Potter!!

Stacey: I am.  So.  Excited.  We saw a preview on TV the other day and I got goose bumps.  Goose bumps! So excited.

(Pic: image.guardian.co.uk)

Ok peeps.  We have a new thing we are going to try here.  A few months ago Tanya had done a round up of some of her favorite search terms showing up on our analytics.  Everyone once in a while, I go in there and get a kick out of some of the strange things that people are searching for.  So, each weekend we will be doing a round up of the weird and wacky things that people are searching for that have landed them on our site over the past week.

I would like to put it out there that I am not sold on the name of this post and if you can come up with a better idea, please submit it.  This was just the best I could think of at the moment.

So here are some of my personal favs (in no particular order)

• Katy Perry BJ/Katy Perry blow up doll
• Jason Segal coke bloat
• Brad Pitt socks smell
• Does Lenny Kravitz stink?
• Fanny Sniffing
• Life size Ken doll
• Miley Cyrus doing the pee pee dance
• Granny cleavage/grannys cleave (seriously, who is searching for this?)

And my personal favorite:

• How much tail does Daniel Radcliffe pull

Seriously, you people are sick and twisted.  For the record, the picture above was the first picture that came up when I typed in “how much tail does Daniel Radcliffe pull”.  I love it.

Here’s Daniel Radcliffe in this months’ Out where he talks about the GLBT support agency that he is a part of. As much as I love DanRad as Harry Potter, I love the real DanRad more <3

Instead of DanRad can we call him “Rad Dan”?

Stacey: Done.  He is Rad Dan now.

(pics: JustJared)

Daniel Radcliffe is now 21 years old, and from the looks of it he had a lot of fun celebrating.

Happy Birthday DanRad!

Stacey: Harry Potter is 21?  I can’t believe it!  Happy birthday!

(pics: Socialite Life)

Of all the wax figures in Madame Tussaud’s Wax Museum, the one of Robert Pattinson is kissed the most. Really? Even when it looks more like Taylor Kitsch than Robert Pattinson??

Number 2 most kissed is Daniel Radcliffe, followed by Helen Mirren in 3rd.

Stacey: I am not surprised about R-Patz, but Dan Radcliffe?  Harry Potter?  Really?  I think I would want a hug but not a kiss.  I just don’t feel that way about him.

(pic: The Mirror)

One of the funnier pieces of Tom Cruise – Katie Holmes gossip I’ve heard is that Tom Cruise doesn’t let Katie Holmes wear heels when they’re out together because it accentuates their height difference and makes him look like a little person.

Stacey: Yes!  This was also one of his issues with ex wife Nicole Kidman.  How tall is Tom Cruise? 5’9?  And both Nicole and Katie are like 5’11 without heels.  But 5’9 isn’t “short”.  He just needs to be with someone who isn’t taller than he is.  That way, he won’t need to wear heels and ban his wife from wearing them.

(pic: Dlisted)

Here’s Bonnie Wright, Daniel Radcliffe and Emma Watson at the National Movie Awards last night. I think Bonnie Wright is the best, but this dress isn’t really working for her. It needs to come in a bit at the sides. Unless it’s being kept loose for a reason… is Bonnie Wright engaged to Jamie Bower Campbell because she’s pregnant?! Gasp!

Heh. Probably not. I’m probably just starting rumors but if Bonnie Wright is pregnant, you heard it here first. That’s right, it’s an I Smell Smut Exlusive!

Stacey: Bonnie Wright is pregnant!  No way.  I am telling everyone I know!

BTW, someone needs to start dressing Daniel Radcliffe.  His suits or the worst!  And, I love Harry, but he totally reminds me of Frodo.  Just sayin’.

(pic: Dlisted)

We know the ladies love him, but turns out the guys do too.

Daniel Radcliffe told US Magazinethat “Rob Pattinson is a sex symbol. Rob Pattinson is a genuine sexy guy. He’s got the height, … If girls like short and nerdy, then I’m a sex symbol!”.

And when someone on Twitter asked Justin Timberlake “Why aren’t you sexy like Robert Pattinson?”he answered “Because God loved him more than me” (EOnline).

Hmmmm, don’t know if God loves Pattinson more than Timberlake. I think if there was more love there might be less crazies stalking & attacking him. Daniel Radcliffe seems like a great guy, but he’s right about the height thing. It moves him out of contention as a sex symbol. But JT vs RPattz… I’m not sure on that one.

Pattinson > Radcliffe

Pattinson = Timberlake?

Stacey: Hmmmm, that’s a tough one.  While I think that JT is a total wanker, when he sings and dances *sigh*.  There is nothing sexier than a man who can dance and JT has the moves.  Now, if only we could get him to never speak or act again…but R-Pats has the vampire thing which is super sexy and he seems like he is that tortured artist type which I also love.    If Robert is a bad dancer it will be the ultimate quiveration killer because I have always thought  bad dancer = bad in the sack.

I think we need a dance off to decide.