This is amusing. Some magazine (I think it was OK! but I grabbed this list from I’m Not Obsessed) did a poll on who the most and least desirable celebrity spouses are and this is what they came up with:

Least Desirable Celebrity Husband:

1: Charlie Sheen
2: Mel Gibson
3: Tom Cruise
4: Mickey Rourke
5: Pete Doherty
6: Marilyn Manson
7: David Hasselhoff
8: Ricky Gervais
9: Chris Moyles
10: Wayne Rooney

Least Desirable Celebrity Wife:

1: Amy Winehouse
2: Lindsay Lohan
3: Britney Spears
4: Heather Mills
5: Gwyneth Paltrow
6: Katie Holmes
7: Lady Gaga
8: Madonna
9: Nicole Kidman
10: Sarah Jessica Parker

Most Desirable Celebrity Wife:

1: Natalie Portman
2: Megan Fox
3: Katy Perry
4: Kate Moss
5: Gisele Bundchen
6: Cheryl Cole
7: Christina Hendricks
8: Rihanna
9: Kim Kardashian
10: Kate Middleton

Most Desirable Celebrity Husband:

1: Prince Harry
2: Justin Bieber
3: Robert Pattinson
4: David Beckham
5: Russell Brand
6: Colin Firth
7: Prince William
8: George Clooney
9: Piers Morgan
10: Brad Pitt

I agree with most of the “Least Desirable” spouses list but the “Most Desirable” ones are a bit off. Kate Moss & Gisele Bundchen?? Kate Moss is about as desirable and Pete Doherty and Gisele Bundchen sounds like she takes away your balls once she gets the ring.  As for the men, well, we see the problems right off the bat: Prince Harry and Justin Bieber. Bieber’s balls haven’t dropped yet and Prince Harry would probably be one of those “you’re probably going to see something in the tabloids that looks really bad, but it totally isn’t what it looks like” kinda guys. He’d be fun to date, but I’d say not a desirable husband.

Stacey: Clearly this poll came from somewhere overseas and was filled out by Brits and 12 year olds.  Because people like Kate Moss and Cheryl Cole would not even hit the radar over here.  Ok, Russell Brand over Brad Pitt?  That just doesn’t seem right.

(Pics: Just Jared)

Here is David Hasselhoff’s promo shot for Dancing with the Stars.

Please.  Tell me this photo isn’t totally making your day.  Its amazing.

Is he glaring at us?

Tanya: That’s the “I know you watched that video of me on YouTube and I’m here to prove to you that I’m not a total mess!” look. This type of serious over-actor is exactly what we need for Hungry, Hungry Hippos 3D.

(Pic: Dlisted)

What in holy heck is happening in this picture?  I think that’s David Hasselhoff.  And that appears to be a giant David Hasselhoff head or something.  Its overwhelming and frightening.

Question.  Why would anyone need this?  Or want it for that matter.   And I am not sure which is worse; the real deal or the fake.

This image will haunt my dreams.

Tanya: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! This is terrifying!!! Eff you David Hasslehoff! You are going to cause me nightmares!!

Whatever you do, don’t look directly into its eyes.