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This ass is single, FYI.

Forever bachelor George Clooney and his ridiculously hot piece, Elisabetta Canalis, have officially parted ways.

Is anyone surprised?  Does anyone really care why?

Can we agree to all move on from this?

Perfect.

Tanya: Totally saw this coming when she was all over Cannes without him. If you’re going to be George Clooney’s piece you need to accept that you are George Clooney’s piece and not the next new celeb.

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Just a little reminder of the type of women you would be able to date if you were as rich/succesful/powerful/handsome as George Clooney.

For your viewing pleasure, George’s girlfriend, Elisabetta Canalis.

So hot.

Tanya: Sure she’s hot, but she also seem very low class. Maybe it’s the tattoos but she seems like a stripper mom to me. Or like an aged cocktail waitress (which she is).

And where’s George? Why is Elisabetta in Cannes getting papped on her own when her whole claim to fame is being George Clooney’s GF? Has she moved on to her own celebrity status now?

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So ya.  Sorry about the long absense on the blog.  I have been enjoying my 10 days off, visiting with family, friends, and drinking my weight in wine.  Just a heads up that until the new year, posts might be few and far between.  Not that I don’t love posting, cause I do, but Tanya is off to Hawaii and I am still on holidays so with both of us kind of indispose, posting may be light.  That and nothing seems to really be peeking my interest right at the moment…apparently, celebrity smut has taken the holidays off as well.

But, to help tide you over until the new year, here is Elisabetta Canalis in Mexico, showing off the reason George Clooney is with her at all…her rockin’ bod!  Seriously, that thing is amazing.

Anyways, hope you all had a great Christmas and that you also have a safe and happy New Years celebration!

xoxo

Tanya: Is this your way of trying to ruin my vacation?! I’ve been hanging out in a bathing suit at the pool the last 3 days and I can guarantee you that I do not look like that. Not even close. Now I’m going to be even more self conscious in my bathing suit Thanks a lot Stacey.

If you have ever wondered what seeming intelligent, witty, charismatic, handsome, and socially and politically conscious George Clooney sees in Elisabetta Canalis, please see above for answer to said query.

Tanya: Wow. Just wow. That is a fantastic ass.

Who are the hottest ladies around? Well, Stacey & I withdrew our names from the running because it just wouldn’t be fair to the other women of the world, so after us, here’s the top 20 from Maxim’s Hot 100!

1. Katy Perry
2. Brooklyn Decker
3. Zoe Saldana
4. Blake Lively
5. Megan Fox
6. Rihanna
7. Elisabetta Canalis
8. Olivia Munn
9. Kim Kardashian
10. Marisa Miller
11. Eva Mendes
12. Audrina Patridge
13. Amber Heard
14. Scarlett Johansson
15. Amanda Bynes
16. Selita Ebanks
17. Leighton Meester
18. Christina Aguilera
19. Bar Refaeli
20. Olivia Wilde

Stacey: Hmmmm.  You know what?  I totally dig this list.  Katy Perry as #1.  I like it!  Thank you, Maxim, for going out on a limb and having some innovative choices.  Although I am still not sure about this Olivia Munn business.  Seriously.  Who thinks this chick is actually hot?  Who actually knows who she is?

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