(Pic: Celebitchy)

And now in the category of “Photo that will make you up-chuck your lunch” I present to you Gerard Butler.

Grossness.

Tanya: Ewww. Even when he’s in shape he’s totally gross.

(Pic: Just Jared)

Hey.  So, question.  Does anyone remember when Gerard Butler was hot?  It seems so long ago but I do remember a time when he was, like, super hot.  Maybe around the 300 days.  But now that he is dropping some weight, he just kind of looks a little like a shriveled up prune.  I don’t know.  Or maybe its just me who thinks that.

What ever is happening though, I am not digging it.  And I am trying to think of why he is still considered a heart throb.

Tanya: I’ve never thought that Gutler was hot, but I have had several ladies tell me that I’m wrong and that he’s a totally panty creamer. I don’t get it.

(Pic: Just Jared)

Well, ISS peeps.  Tanya and I were able to get together this weekend and finally update our Hottest Guys list.  SO stay tuned in the coming weeks for us to start the unveiling.  And trust me when I say, there are some hot guys on that list.

But do you know who isn’t on our list.  Gerard Butler.  And if you are wondering why not…look at this above picture to help erase any doubt in your mind that we may not have made the right decision.

“Gerard began mucking around, bragging about Scotsmen and the size of their packages. He was joking that he could wear kilts and no undies because he was a ‘real man’, and that other Europeans wouldn’t be able to pull a kilt off.

“As the conversation continued, he got more lewd – and funny – but Olivier got less and less impressed. After one gag too many at his expense, he stood up and confronted Gerry.

“Olivier was red in the face and gesticulating wildly. So Halle told them both to lighten up.”

Halle Berry, Olivier Martinez and Gerard Butler are all rumoured to have some pretty crazy tempers and I could see this totally going down. Gerard egging on Olivier while he and Halle turn red in the face and steam starts to come out their ears (I imagine things like a Warner Bros cartoon sometimes). I can also imagine Halle Berry yelling at Gerard Butler, scratching his face and pulling his hair because she’s so angry, while Olivier cries in a corner over the remarks.

I’d also like to say that I love how the article points out that Gerard Butler got “more lewd – and more funny”.

Stacey: Ugh.  There is something about this entire story that makes me feel dirty…and not in a good way.

(pic: WordPress)

Best Movie Poster Ever.

So who really was the worst  of the worst last year? Here’s the list of the movies, actresses and actors who are nominated for sucking BIG TIME last year. Mostly it’s The Last Airbender, Twilight Eclipse and Sex & the City 2, but you can check out the full list and our opinions after the jump. But first I’d like to defend Twilight Eclipse: sure the acting was full fontrum, and the directing was pretty bad but it is EXACTLY the same as the book and you know the author was on hand to make sure it stayed that way so I’m putting most of the blame for that movie on her, not on the people trying to make it less lame.

Worst Picture
The Bounty Hunter
The Last Airbender
Sex & the City 2
Twilight Saga: Eclipse
Vampires Suck

Hmm, I’ve only seen The Last Airbender and Twilight Eclipse out of these ones, so based on what I’ve read, I’m going to say that Sex & the City 2 takes this one home.

Worst Actor
Jack Black – Gulliver’s Travels
Gerard Butler – The Bounty Hunter
Ashton Kutcher – Killers and Valentine’s Day
Taylor Lautner – Valentine’s Day and Twilight Eclipse
Robert Pattinson – Remember Me andTwilight Saga: Eclipse

Robert Pattinson… he was pretty awful in Twilight. And so was Taylor Lautner. But then again, so was Ashton Kutcher in Valentine’s Day. And Gerard Butler is bad in a lot of movies so I wouldn’t be too surprised if he sucked it in this one too… Hmmmm, tight race for worst actor.

Worst Actress
Jennifer Aniston – The Bounty Hunter and The Switch
Miley Cyrus – Last Song
The Four “Gal Pals” – Sex & the City 2
Megan Fox – Jonah Hex
Kristen Stewart – Twilight Eclipse

As much as I love KStew, her lip biting & dead-pan delivery was pretty bad. However, she is still better than Miley Cyrus in anything.

Worst Supporting Actor
Billy Ray Cyrus – The Spy Next Door (<-why do I get the feeling this one was a porno?)
George Lopez – Marmaduke, The Spy Next Door and Valentine’s Day (<-a Billy Ray & George Lopez porno?)
Dev Patel – The Last Airbender
Jackson Rathbone – The Last Airbender and Twilight Eclipse
Rob Schneider – Grown Ups

Billy Ray Cyrus FTW.

Worst Supporting Actress
Jessica Alba – The Killer Inside Me, Little Fockers, Machete and Valentine’s Day (<- if every performance you’ve done this year gets nominated for a Razzie, it might be a sign that you should change professions)
Cher – Burlesque
Liza Minnelli – Sex & the City 2
Nicola Peltz – The Last Airbender
Barbara Streisand – Little Fockers

Jessica Alba is my bet for this one.

Worst Screen Couple / Ensemble
Jennifer Aniston & Gerard Butler – The Bounty Hunter
Josh Brolin’s Face & Megan Fox’s Accent – Jonah Hex
Entire Cast of – The Last Airbender
Entire Cast of – Sex & the City 2
Entire Cast of – Twilight Eclipse

I’m taking Twilight on this one. They were all bad, but together they were awful. The worst part is that Eclipse was probably the best of Twilight movies so far.

Worst Director
Jason Friedberg & Aaron Seltzer – Vampires Suck
Michael Patrick King – Sex & the City 2
M. Night Shyamalan – The Last Airbender
David Slade – Twilight Eclipse
Sylvester Stallone – The Expendables (<- wait a minute, Stallone directed that??)

Shyamalan KILLED the Last Airbender. It had a lot of potential but with some bad casting, bad editing, and a terrible presentation of the whole point of the Last Airbender M. Night Shyamalan drove at least half of the nails into the coffin of this movie. I hear Michael Patrick King did the same to Sex & the City 2 though, so I’m calling it a tight race between these two.

Worst Screenplay
The Last Airbender
Little Fockers
Sex & the City 2
Twilight Eclipse
Vampires Suck

This one goes to Vampires Suck on the premise that Twilight Eclipse can’t take credit for being shitty (blame the book for that one), and for the fact that Sex & the City 2 probably didn’t have a screenplay.

Worst Prequel, Remake, Rip-Off or Sequel
Clash of the Titans
The Last Airbender
Sex & the City 2
Twilight Saga: Eclipse
Vampires Suck

Wow. All the same movies again. This one is the Last Airbender again for the fact that it’s not supposed to be a prequel and should have been a stand-alone movie that sequels could possibly be made from, but instead it didn’t have an ending (and not in a dramatic way either, just in a “this will have a sequel” ending) which is uber lame because the movie was so bad that there never will be a sequel so I’ll never know what the whole effing point of the movie was!!! ARGH!

Ok.  I am having some problems figuring this out.

Homeless man or Gerard Butler?

I’m just sayin’.

Tanya: Gutler is SOOO skeezy. I don’t see the appeal. Ladies, can you honestly stand by his hotness while looking at this photo??

Its been a while since we have seen Gutler (remember Tanya’s awesome typo?).  And there is probably a good reason.  Because right now, he looks like this.

*shudder*

I know that Gutler gives some of you ladies wowzers in your trousers  and I know that this “look” is for a movie but…..No.   Just no.  There is never any excuse for a mullet.  Ever. (Do you hear me Patrick Kane?)

Tanya: Shia LaBeouf at 32.

Ok.  What the hell is going on in this picture.  Gerard Butler singing somewhere and being…choked?

Is he really that bad of a singer?

Maybe he slept with that man’s wife?

Or is this guy tired of seeing his face as well?

Tanya: Maybe he just watched Law Abiding Citizen like I did. Good concept but Gutler (typo, it stays) and his “American Accent” just didn’t do it for me. In fact, he grosses me out a little (sorry Gutler (that typo was on purpose this time)).

And on the topic of Law Abiding Citizen, if the dude wanted to get all smart and change the system why didn’t he join it and change it from the inside? Is no justice system better than the one we have? No way. And if your system doesn’t work on the premise of “proof” to lock up your criminals, what grounds is it going to lock people up on? Suspicion? Gut feeling? Eye witness? Hate to break it to you but eye witnesses are SOOO unreliable, and whats going to stop people from falsely identifying people? Or giving wrong info on purpose? And by the end of the movie he’s not even bringing down the system, he’s just being a terrorist. Way uncool.

Stacey: Lol.  Totally.  Sometimes he is really hot.  Like, I just saw Lara Croft and he was in it.  And I have to admit that he was really hot in it.  But there is just something about him that makes my skin crawl…

(pic: Socialite Life)

Gabourey Sidibe was giving an interview on the red carpet and when the interviewer asked her about Gerard Butler she said  “He’s kinda sexy, I’d hit that.”

And as Gerard leaned in to shake her hand, Billy asked Gabby if he really heard her correctly.

“I kinda said, ‘I’d hit that.’ I’m not ashamed,” she said as Gerard heard her words for the first time, reacting with a shock of delight. “I’d hit that. I’m sorry.”

“I’m here, I’m available,” Gerard said after he composed himself from the proposition from the Best Actress nominee. “Let’s go!”’

“Let’s grab a bottle of champagne and see where the night goes,” Gabourey replied.

LOL!

Stacey: That is pretty funny.  Who actually says that to the person they are talking about?  I would like to see one of these guys actually follow through on their promise to Gabby.  Well, not maybe SEE is, but you know what I mean.