I Smell Smut

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Ok, I have to admit something.  I am a bad friend.  I missed a very important birthday shout out last week.  One of our most avid and loyal readers, Cory, had a birthday last Thursday.  And while I texted and phoned, nothing says Happy Birthday like some pictures of your favorite celeb hotties. 

So, Cory, in honor of your birthday and in hopes you will forgive my forgetfulness, please find enclosed some pictures or Hayden Panettiere, Marisa Miller, and your old school, sentimental favorite, Britney Spears (pre baby making and head shaving). Enjoy

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Here is Hayden Pantyierre (sorry if that is not spelled correctly, I am just too lazy to look up the correct spelling) sporting a new hair color.  Auburn?  Red?  You likey?

Me?  Not so much.  Red isn’t her natural coloring so I think it looks tacky and fake. Why do these girls always insist on fighting their coloring?  I know sometimes that a change just feels good but I don’t think this color will last.  I give it two weeks, tops, before she changes it back.

Tanya: I actually don’t mind this colour on her. It’s almost auburn and looks like it could be a natural colour. Not natural on her, but natural on somebody. Unlike Christina Hendricks who has a colour red that I’m not sure even occurs in nature. Fortunately for Christina, no body notices she even has hair.

Christina Hendricks and her Golden Globes at the Golden Globes

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Have you seen the website AwkwardFamilyPhotos.com?  Its amazing.  Whenever I am feeling a little down I go there and laugh at the hilarious photos that are submitted.  My personal favorite is called The Nativity.

Anyways, I am not sure why but when I saw this picture of Zach Quinto and Hayden what ever the hell her last name is, I thought it should be on that website with a funny caption.  Why?  Because it is awkward and weird and where the heck are they?  They look like they are at a Walmart or something.  Feel free to caption away in the comments.  It is far too early and I am far too tired to try to come up with something witty.

Tanya: This is an awkward photo. Hayden looks totally into it, but Zach looks like he lost a date and had to take his friend’s little sister to the prom. And on the way they stopped at Walmart for a prom photo. This would make a good teen sit-com episode.

Nothing says “you’re an accident but I’ll milk it for all it’s worth” like your mom taking part in a town hall meeting on teenage pregnancy prevention for National Teen Pregnancy Awareness Day. Bristol Palin sure knows how to make her kid feel special.

But seriously here. What hits the point about being responsible home more than some real teenage mothers? They should have Jamie Lynn Spears there instead of Hayden Panettiere. Jamie & Bristol talking about baby poop, stretch marks and not being able to drink at parties. That right there should scare most teens into preventing pregnancy. Heck, it scares me into making sure I’m preventing pregnancy.