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On first glance I thought this picture of Hayden Panettiere was Pamela Anderson.

And that isn’t a compliment.

Tanya: Even with that in mind, she still looks better than usual.

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Can we talk about Hayden Panettiere’s outfit for a moment please?  Its aweful.  The dress, the hair cut.  And the leather jacket.  What makes this outfit more aweful than it already is is the fact that her giant boyfriend Wladimir Klitschkois wearing a matching jacket.  Did they really need to dork it up that much and wear matchy-matchy jackets?  Really?

Really?

There is no need for someone so young and so pretty to be dressed so terribly.

Tanya: The other day I saw some little girls dresses that came with matching smaller dresses for their dolls. Maybe giant clothes also come with matching smaller clothes for their midget friends.

Gross.

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Why does Hayden Pantierre always look so much older than her age?  She is 19, right?  She looks like a 30 year old who has had too much work done.

She is so cute, she should just be cute.  No need to hurry up and age.  She will wish she wouldn’t have wasted her youth trying to be older when she actually is older.

Tanya: Notice the white in her boots. Do you think she has to stuff the heels so she can wear grown-up shoes without them falling off?

Hayden Panettiere and Wladimir Klitschko.  Boyfriend and girlfriend.  Giant and little person.

They look like they could have been on one of those Maury Povich episodes titled “100%  Opposite but Madly in Love” and it would be a really fat person and a skinny person. Or a tattooed freak and a church going good girl.  Or and 22 year old guy and an 83 year old grandma.

They just look so odd together.  He looks like he could crush her with his bare hands.

Tanya: She’s got great legs. He… well… he looks like he can’t form a complete sentence.

Greene is wanted to play Jill, Campbell’s cousin and the heroine of the piece, while Panettiere would be her best pal, a big film nerd (always a requirement for the terminally self-aware slasher series). Culkin, meanwhile is being lined up as a guy competing for Greene’s love.

Neve Campbell, Courtney Cox and David Arquette are also on board for the film.

I’m super excited for this movie. Remember how many times we watched the first ones??

Stacey: I am super stoked for this movie.  And I am pretty sure we watched this movie at least 50 times.  At least.

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Hayden Panettiere showed of a short new do last night.

I am interested to what my friend Cory things as he loves Hayden.

What do you think, Cory?  You likey?

Tanya: Gah! That’s terrible! She looks likes a 45 year old woman. I’m getting a “Sharon Stone” vibe. Youth is so fleeting, you’d think she’s want to embrace it for a little while longer. Maybe she’s trying to look older so people don’t think she’s the daughter of her BF.

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Ok, I have to admit something.  I am a bad friend.  I missed a very important birthday shout out last week.  One of our most avid and loyal readers, Cory, had a birthday last Thursday.  And while I texted and phoned, nothing says Happy Birthday like some pictures of your favorite celeb hotties.

So, Cory, in honor of your birthday and in hopes you will forgive my forgetfulness, please find enclosed some pictures or Hayden Panettiere, Marisa Miller, and your old school, sentimental favorite, Britney Spears (pre baby making and head shaving). Enjoy

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Here is Hayden Pantyierre (sorry if that is not spelled correctly, I am just too lazy to look up the correct spelling) sporting a new hair color.  Auburn?  Red?  You likey?

Me?  Not so much.  Red isn’t her natural coloring so I think it looks tacky and fake. Why do these girls always insist on fighting their coloring?  I know sometimes that a change just feels good but I don’t think this color will last.  I give it two weeks, tops, before she changes it back.

Tanya: I actually don’t mind this colour on her. It’s almost auburn and looks like it could be a natural colour. Not natural on her, but natural on somebody. Unlike Christina Hendricks who has a colour red that I’m not sure even occurs in nature. Fortunately for Christina, no body notices she even has hair.

Christina Hendricks and her Golden Globes at the Golden Globes

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Have you seen the website AwkwardFamilyPhotos.com?  Its amazing.  Whenever I am feeling a little down I go there and laugh at the hilarious photos that are submitted.  My personal favorite is called The Nativity.

Anyways, I am not sure why but when I saw this picture of Zach Quinto and Hayden what ever the hell her last name is, I thought it should be on that website with a funny caption.  Why?  Because it is awkward and weird and where the heck are they?  They look like they are at a Walmart or something.  Feel free to caption away in the comments.  It is far too early and I am far too tired to try to come up with something witty.

Tanya: This is an awkward photo. Hayden looks totally into it, but Zach looks like he lost a date and had to take his friend’s little sister to the prom. And on the way they stopped at Walmart for a prom photo. This would make a good teen sit-com episode.