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Tanya, after months of suspense (ya, right), your suspicions appear to have been confirmed.  It looks like Heidi and Spencer are getting back together.  Or are still together, technically, since their whole break up/divorce/sex tape/twitter hate was all one big publicity stunt.  Here they are toasting something, obviously no longer divorcing.  Or were they ever really truly divorcing?

I owe you 1 london fog.

And I am not going any further into this stupid story because we have already wasted too much of our time.

Tanya: I bet if we wait a week or two they’ll be “divorcing” again. No wait, you know what would get better ratings? A baby scandal. “Spencer’s secret love child!” Hahaha. Spencer claimed that Heidi couldn’t walk in a charity walk “because of her surgeries” so I don’t think she can carry a baby. I’m not 100% on this, but I think being pregnant might be harder than walking. Unless all those women are just using it as an excuse to complain and we don’t know better?

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I recently claimed victory over Tanya in our debat as to whether or not Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt’s divorce was real.  Up to this point, they have been doing a good job of convincing me.  They have been tweeting angrily and Spencer has been saying some pretty awful things about Heidi in the media.  And then, last week, their was the discovery of a sex tape and that Spencer was trying to sell it to the highest bidder.  And not just one, but many.

And that’s when my smut radar started going off.  If you recall, the whole reason Heidi and Lauren Conrad aren’t friends anymore is because Speidi spread a rumor that LC had a sex tape.  So you are telling me that after all that, Heidi and Spencer made a sex tape and Heidi didn’t do everything in her power to get it from him after the divorce?  Please.

And then over the weekend, Spencer alleged that he “found” a sex tape with Heidi and a Playboy model.  He just happened to “find” it.  As if to insinuate that Heidi just left it lying around the house after she left.  I don’t think so.  This has agreed upon publicity stunt written all over it.

And then TMZ was able to capture these two on video in Costa Rica.  Together.  At a hotel where they were meeting so that Spencer could “give back her dogs”.  Like they couldn’t do that in LA.  But things between them don’t look unpleasant.  In fact, they look pretty comfy.  This video casts a lot of doubt on this whole situation.  You can’t tell me that you would be civil enough with a man who is threatening to release a sex tape, starring you, to sit along side him in a golf cart.  Please!

This whole plan is hinged on the public believing these two hate one another.  I am not sure what I am more amazed at.  That anyone would actually want to see this sex tape.  Or that this whole thing is a big act just to stay famous.  How INSANE is that?

Maybe I owe you a London Fog, Tan.

Tanya: Sure this isn’t an old photo? She looks less plastic and he looks less crazy. The best part of this whole sex tape nonsense is that the tape isn’t with Spencer, it’s Heidi and some Playboy Bunnies (supposedly). Now, there is a huge chance this tape does not exist and it’s all a publicity stunt. BUT these two are soooo attention starved that I wouldn’t be surprised if the tape DOES exist, and it’s still all a publicity stunt.

Just came across this fun little quote from Heidi:

On ex Spencer Pratt selling their supposed sex tape: “I’m not aware of his filming me, but I wouldn’t put it past Spencer. He’s a sneaky guy and has little cameras everywhere that he got from China… I’m mortified at the thought that people could be looking at me naked before I had the surgery.”

What??? Mortified that people might see you BEFORE your surgery? But if it happens to be from after the surgery it’s totally cool that he taped you having sex when you didn’t even know about it?

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Well, Tanya, it looks like you owe me a Londaon Fog, because apparently the assumed publicity stunt isn’t a stunt at.   TMZ is reporting that Heidi Montag has lawyer-ed up in her real divorce from Spencer Pratt.  *gasp!*

I guess it could still possibly be a publicity stunt and could be organizing the divorce just to reconcile and marry again.  But that seems like a lot of work for a little publicity.  I guess some people are just that desperate to be famous.

Tanya: But the whole marriage was fake anyway, so does a real dissolution of a fake marriage even count as real??

Let’s start the day off light with a pic of Heidi Montag making a “sad face” for the cameras. I can almost hear her discretely telling her friend “I don’t know what happened!”. Except that she’s not discrete, the cameras were rolling and the “friend” is her new reality show ‘co-star’. So I probably could get the audio for this, in which case I’d hear Heidi Montag saying something like “I don’t remember what my line is”.

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Say it isn’t so!  Our #2 Most Hated Celeb couple has shockingly called it quits.

After a crazy couple of years in which they got married, Heidi had over 10 plastic surgeries in one day to make her look like Sad Barbie, and have alienated themselves from all their friends and family, it now appears they are headed for splitsville.  Unless this is just another publicity stunt, because The Hills is, like, so real right.

I have, shamefully, been watching The Hills lately.  And its really sad.  In a recent episode Spencer was bragging to his friends that he doesn’t allow Heidi to watch TV or go online.  Also, it was incredibly sad to see her and her mom deal with her having the surgeries, which it is rumoured he pushed her into.

If it is true, I would like to say I am sad but I am not.  I have been watching that show since the beginning and Spencer is a big giant freak and has been so crazy and controlling with Heidi.  It has been alarming and frightening to watch.  I just hope that this is for real and not some plot plan.

Tanya: I bet you a London Fog that this is just a publicity stunt.

I don’t watch The Hills so I’m not sure how true to form this video is, but I do read celebrity gossip and I know that Audrina Patridge is always staring at the ceiling, Heidi Montag is made of plastic and Spencer Pratt a little bit psycho so to me this video is 100% dead on.

Stacey: Tee hee.  That was funny.

On a side note, I got sucked into the season opener of The Hills last night.  Are you really that surprised?  Please!  I love it.  And hate myself for it.

Anyways, Heidi debuted her new look.  And rather than it being kinda funny, it was mostly just kind of sad.  To see her mom’s reaction (tears) broke my heart.  Heidi blamed her unhappiness with her appearance on living in Hollywood. Hollywood may have magnified those insecurities, but they are deep inside.  Maybe she should have looked there rather than at the external factors?

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I am not in this girls head, so this statement is completely me assuming based on photos, but in these photos don’t you think that Heidi Montag looks…uncomfortable.  She does, doesn’t she?  I mean, she actually looks unhappy and unsure of herself and her new body.  And I look at these pictures and I feel sorry for her.  And I feel uncomfortable for her.  Look at how she is posing.  It looks labored and contorted and uncomfortable.  She doesn’t even look real.  She actually looks like a Barbie doll.

So my question is, do people find this attractive?  Are there people out there that look at Heidi and think that is sexy?  Because when I look at her, I don’t see sexy, I see insecurity.  And I hate to be mean, but she looks freaky.  Add I know we have talked about it before but I just can’t get over how drastically different she looks.  And I actually physically feel uncomfortable looking at her.

But I guess it doesn’t really matter what I think, only what she thinks.  And hopefully she thinks that all the changes were worth it.

Tanya: My boobs hurt when I look at hers. They’re just so shiny and… full. Like they’re about to rip open. Like her lips looked right after Botox. No wonder she looks uncomfortable, she doesn’t have enough skin to hold in all the plastic.

I’m also incredibly worried about her hair. ‘Sun-kissed blond’ is one thing, ‘so bleached you can see right through it’ is another. Her hair is going to hand in it’s resignation soon and quit her.

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I know that many of us normal people who have no plastic surgery done were a little disturbed by Heidi Montag’s 10 procedures in one day that have her looking like a 40 year old Barbie Doll.

And apparently, it has other people concerned about the type of image that we are portraying to other young woman out there.  Lisa Rinna, the lovely creature above, claims to be concerned for her two young daughters.  Lisa, who clearly has had no plastic surgery.

“I will tell you I had to take that cover off the magazine before it came in the house,”…“We have two girls. I don’t think it is something you want to bring in the house and say, ‘Oh, look.’”

“I take a lot of the covers off of magazines if they are not appropriate”

“Obviously, we are raising two young girls. Anything that has to do with weight issues, I think you just have to be really careful.”

While I agree that it is important that young woman have good role models and should be supported in loving who they are, it all seems a little hollow and meaningless when the person sending the message looks more plastic and fake than the person that they are trying to protect them from.

Its hypocritical and at the risk of sounding too cliche, actions speak louder than words.  Its like a parent saying “Don’t smoke!” then smoking a pack a day.

Hello, Pot?  Yes, this is the kettle calling…

Tanya: If she doesn’t want her daughters to get caught up in the obsession with appearances she probably shouldn’t be bringing People Magazine into the house at all. The cover is just one page of a magazine that is page after page of critiquing (a nice way of saying pulling apart) women on their bikini bods, cellulite, nose/chin/lip/face work, shoes, men, etc. Once you start looking at another woman’s cellulite or six pack you’re naturally going to assess your own.

And now I am the pot calling the kettle black

Just the other daywe posted how Heidi Montag had 10 plastic surgeries done in one day and now here she is debuting the new look. So, whaddya think of it now that she’s out of the flashbulbs and airbrushing of the studio?

I have to say that she looks like she’s in her mid to late 30s now. Probably because it’s older women who usually go for plastic surgery trying to look 35 again I’ve associated that frozen surprised smile with older ladies. She also kinda looks like Paris Hilton. Do you think Paris has had face work done too? (well OK, aside from the nose). Third glance she looks like Faith Hill.

I have a hunch that she did all this just to keep her name in the tabloids. So now that she still has nothing credible to her name and looks like all the other aged starlets out there lets not talk about her again on this blog. Promise?

Stacey: Yup.  She looks like she should be on Desperate House Wives as the older character.  I couldn’t agree with you more on the whole “staying in the tabloids” thing.  And its not that she looks terrible, its just that now she looks generic and unnatural and a little frightening now.  Kind of like Ashley Simpson after she had all of her surgery done.

Surprisingly absent from this whole fiasco is her super douche of a husband, Spencer.  I wonder what he thinks.  Wait.  No I don’t.  I hope both of them disappear into oblivion.  And won’t it be sad when she is no longer famous and looks in the mirror and realizes she looks like a 40 year old Barbie? 

From 23 to 35

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Is this what the world has come to?  That a 23 year year old can get 10 plastic surgery procedures in one day?  Not only is it sad that Heidi Montag thought that she needed to do this, it is sad that her husband, Spencer Pratt allowed it to happen and that she was actually able to get it done.

The infamous D-Lister from The Hills recently had the following procedures done in one day:

Nose job revision, chin reduction, mini brow lift, botox in forehead and frown area, fat injections in cheeks, nasolabial folds and lips, neck liposuction, ears pinned back, liposuction on waist, hips and inner and outer thighs, buttock augmentation and breast augmentation revision.

I’m sorry, but I am judging.  I had a surgery (not plastic surgery, it was non elective) about 3 years ago and it was probably one of the most painful and worst things I have experienced.  How anyone could be so unhappy with themselves that they would actually willingly put themselves through that is beyond me.  I am sad for her.  Even if she feels she is a better version of herself.  And for the record, I don’t think she looks better.  She was pretty to begin with.

Tanya: After reading this I’m going to have to get my “frown area” botoxed because I can’t stop making a “WTF?” face. It’s bad enough that she feels the need to do this but then to go to the tabloids and say “I’m Obsessed!” is just screaming for attention. If the girl really thinks she has a problem maybe she should see a counsellor instead.