Here’s a new still from Immortalsand it looks like Henry Cavill is bringing it for his role as Theseus.

The director Tarsem Singh on casting him: “I told him, I don’t want a six-pack, I want an eight pack. He was pretty pudgy when I first met him. But now? Hey, I’d f–k him.”

Singh, I don’t think you’re the only one

Stacey: Maybe he is making a case for redemption on the Hottest Guys list?  If he is, this is definitely the way to do it.

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(Pics: Fanpop.com.  Thanks to Celebitchy for the quotes)

Finally!  Someone in Hollywood telling it like it is.  I hate how when stars are asked “what was it like kissing so and so” they all say “oh, its really unpleasant because everyone is watching and its awkward and we are so close it is like kissing my sibling”.  Bull dung, I say!  And Jonathan Rhys Meyers agrees:

“Actually, it’s not unpleasant to get it on with beautiful actresses and you don’t have any nasty repercussions afterward. To make it work, you have to experience a little sexual chemistry. But it can be a bit taxing when you’re doing sex scenes in front of a crew of like a hundred people under hot lights with cameras poking into all sorts of private areas.”

And to all those celebs out there who think its so awful being beautiful (didn’t Jessica Beil or Alba say something about how there looks have hindered their ability to get work):

“I’d rather people think I’m sexy than not. Let’s be honest. Physicality is going to have a bearing on the parts you get. And if you think differently, you’re in the wrong business.”

Mmmmm…Jonathan Rhys Myers.  I suddenly have a super hot crush on him.  I may need to update my Freebie Five.

On a side note, the Celebitchy bloggers have just discovered Henry Cavill and how hot he is.

Tanya: JRM is pretty hot when he’s not being a hot mess. And props to him for telling it like it is. “I get roles because I’m hot”. It was Biel that said she couldn’t get any “serious” roles because she’s always type-cast as the hot chick. Whatever. Charlize Theron is the hottest of all hot women and she gets serious roles. Maybe the Jessica’s should work on their acting…
And to Celebitchy: Where have you been?! Henry Cavill is smokin’ hot (usually).

A trailer for the new Tudors season has hit the web and it looks awesome!  I warn you, it is NSFW, so it is after the jump.

Jonathan Rhys Myers looks extra yummy.  Sadly though, I can’t say the same for Henry Cavil anymore.  This really did kill all the quiver.

Tanya: Yes. Please. This looks good, looking forward to the spicy queen

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Do you remember this?  It was horrible.  Traumatizing actually.  Henry Cavill was mere days away from being crowned I Smell Smut’s Hottest Guy and then he showed up to a fashion event looking like, as Tanya put it, Nicolas Bloom the Weekend Pirate.

I has hoping HOPING that this picture was a one time occurrence, that the next time I saw Henry he would bring the quiveration hard core.  So this is the first picture I have seen of him since then.

Its a little underwhelming.

So, lets break it down.  He is showing his sexy arms, his face is perfection with those pouty, kissable lips and deep brown eyes.  But then there is that hair!  Again!  The hair is killing the quiveration.  I just can’t deal with it.

And to make things worse, in the interview that goes along with this picture he has this limp dick thing to say:

What was that?  You would rather cuddle?  Blach.  You are KILLING me here!

Has Henry lost the hot?  I think that I may be over him.  The hair + cuddling = not hot.  Sorry Henry, but I can cuddle with my dog.  I want someone a little more manly.  Not that I don’t still like him, cause I do, but maybe more as a friend than a fling.

Maybe if he loses the hair do I may be able to find him attractive again.  But until then, he is relegated to the “Friend” zone.

*sigh* I miss hot Henry.

Tanya: *tear* Oh Henry. I have a soft spot for big curly hair but Henry just doesn’t rock it as well as I think he could. Sigh! He’s still hot, but it’s just not the same anymore.

Today you will not get a Hottest Guy post. Blame it on Henry Cavill. Blame it on his hair, his awful suit, and those shoes. Please check out the thumbnail below that shows the shoes to see what I mean. They might actually be worse than the hair. (scratch that, the hair is worse. Brushed out curls? No thanks.)

The whole reason we started the Hottest Guys list was because we were disappointed with People Magazine for leaving out some key hotties – like Henry Cavill. So we made sure to include him. And he did well. Very well. Henry Cavill was 6 days away from being our #1 hottest guy.

And then I got an email from Stacey with the subject “Have we made a mistake?” and a link to these photos. I think we DID make a mistake. This is so awful that it automatically disqualifies Henry from #1. Actually, from the whole list. I would feel bad putting any of our hot men on a rank lower than this. Henry has gone from #1 to an honorable mention – and it’s only a mention because of how AWFUL it is!! WHY HENRY WHY??

He looks like a cross between Nicolas Cage & Orlando Bloom. Or Hayden Christensen. Or like a guy that has a weekend gig playing a pirate in Vegas. And not at a classy joint on the strip either. Hey, for all I know that’s what Nicolas Cage is doing to make ends meet since he ran out of money.

So instead of a hot guy today, you get Nicolas Bloom the Weekend Pirate. A little harsh, yes, but I’m incredibly dissapointed that he effed up our list – and killed his hotness! I’ve included some pictures of Henry Cavill not fighting the hot (don’t fight it Henry! Embrace it!) so you can remember why we had him on the list to begin with. Hot men will be back tomorrow.

Stacey: There are no words to describe the deep sorrow that I feel for the loss of Henry Cavill.  I was so proud of our list. So so proud.  We had the perfect mixture of the main stream guys and the odd choices and was especially proud that our #1 hottest guy wasn’t your typical pick.  Henry was our guy.  But those pictures.  And that hair!  *shudder*  Honestly, I had to look twice to make sure they didn’t just tag it wrong.  I could not believe that was our Henry.  But, alas, it really was him.  Our beautiful Henry.  Looking like some terrible 80′s gigolo.  I am just hoping it is for a movie role or something because I am having a hard time believing that he is choosing to look like this for no other reason than thinking it looks good.

It was a hard decision to make, but I think we made the right one in disqualify him.  But really, he disqualified himself.  There is just really no excuse for that…that….whatever the heck that is.  I have shed my tear and we must sally forth!  Fear not, ISS readers.  There are still 5 more hot guys to come.

And Henry, please please rethink what you have allowed to grow on your head.  And do it soon.  Because next year I will be rooting for you to be on our list. And it is going to take an entire year of unquestionable hotness to erase that travesty from our minds.

Stacey: I’ve added some of my fav pics of Henry to remind myself that he is hot.

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Henry Cavill is also in the new Neo2 Magazine. The long hair isn’t working for him here though.

Fact: Henry Cavill has 4 brothers. 3 older and 1 younger.

Stacey: His hair is always working for me.  It looks so full and luscious…lots to grab on to.  I think he might rival Becks hottness for me.

You know what we need?  More Henry.  There is definitely a Henry deficiency in my life.

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Henry Cavill is pimping a new fragrance – Dunhill’s 51.3N – and I’m glad. It’s been awhile since we’ve had Henry on the site, and it’s been awhile since I’ve watched the Tudors, and I had almost forgotten his hotness.

Henry Cavill as a glider pilot? I don’t buy it for a minute. But Henry Cavill as a “True British Gentleman” (the slogan of Dunhill’s campaign)? Sure.

(Aside: am I the only one that thinks of stale cigarettes instead of British refinement when I hear the word “Dunhill”?)

Stacey: Honestly, I will buy anything Henry is selling.  Smokes.  Sure!  Fragrance?  Why not? 

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Here’s some Henry Cavill from a photo shoot for Upstreet Magazine. Henry’s promoting his new flick War of Gods.

“I adore historic novels, especially when they speak about Rome, ancient Greece, Egypt or The Crusades. They naturally, without a doubt, pique my imagination.”

Stacey: Henry, I can see our future together cuddled up on a couch in front of a fireplace with a warm fuzzy blanket keeping us snug, with my legs slung over your lap, drinking wine and reading books about the Iliad and Alexander the Great, with my fingers twirling your beautiful, curly hair….*sigh*…I think this is my new happy place

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For Megan, who may be our most faithful reader and definitly our most faithful commenter!  Thanks for all your great comments.  I love to read them.  Keep them coming!

To show my gratitude, here are some pictures of your fav guys.

You have great taste by the way.  Seriously, Henry Cavill is so hot I could cry.

Tanya: Geead Megan, you have great taste in men Thanks for the awesome comments!!

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Now this is an Edward I can fall for…

Let me start by saying I love Rob Pattinson as Edward Cullen.  I think he is great.  Not as good looking as I imagined, but he emotes that sullen, tormented, vampire thing that makes all the girls go crazy.  I get it.  But this guy, Henry Cavill was the person that Stephanie Meyer had originally pictured playing Edward.

I don’t know where this picture originated from and I don’t really care.  Just look at him.  Henry is so so ridiculously hot.  He is in the TV show The Tudors.  Have you watched it?  Its really good.  Its about King Henry VIII.  I had originally watched it for Jonathan Rhys Meyers but Henry stole my lust.

He wasn’t cast as he was 24 when they were starting to film.  Too old to play a 17 year old.  Too bad.  I think he might even challange R-Patz in the hair department as well.  Thats right.  I said it.

Tanya:Henry is hot. And he’d make the perfect Edward. And he has fantastic hair. I’m a sucker for the curls. But he is too old to play Edward. Even Pattz is a little old for the role. Edward’s supposed to look younger than Jacob for the majority of the series. Taylor Lautner is 5 1/2 years younger than Robert Pattinson.

Did you really watch the Tudors for Jonathan Rhys Meyers??? He looks like a lemur. It weirds me out. If I had cable the Tudors would be a show that would probably interest me, but JRM might ruin it. I can’t look at him and not think “lemur”.

Stacey: Ok, in my defense, JRM usedto be hot.  That was before all the coke, the buggy eyes (which I believe is a product of the coke) and weird manicured facial hair.  Once again boys, and pay attention now…just because you can grow facial hair doesn’t mean you should.