Jessica Alba:

“My breasts are saggy, I’ve got cellulite, my hips are bigger…every actress out there is more beautiful than me,”

Puhlease. Jessica Alba has a tight little body and let’s face it, that’s probably pretty much the only reason why she gets rolls in movies. Hearing her get so down on it makes me eye roll big time. And it makes me feel bad – what kind of trauma would she go through is she woke up in my body?

Stacey: Remember yesterday when I said I would get no greater joy than punching Jared Leto in the face?  Well, I may have been wrong.  Punching Jessica Alba in the face would probably give me greater joy. 

I get it, she is trying to say she has insecurities too.  But to straight up lie and say “every actress is more beautiful than me”.  Bitch please.  She is gorgeous and she has an amazing body.  Ya, she may have cellulite (we all do!) but talking down about herself when she is clearly far superior to, like, 90% of the female population is straight up insulting.  I’m with you, Tan.  What would she do if she woke up in my body?  Yikes!

(pic & quote: Socialite Life)

This is awesome. Thanks to People Magazine for putting it together!

Where do some of our favourite celebrity kids get their fashion influences from? Check out the gallery:

Stacey: OMG.  So awesome.  The ones of Kingston and Levi are killing me!

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Jessica Alba & Honor at the park and check out the duck shirt! I’d totally wear this, but I’m not sure I could find it in my size

Stacey: Sadly, I don’t think you could rock it quite the same way that Honor is.  Although it would be awesome if you tried

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Ok, the ever adorable Harlow Madden and preggers mommy Nicole Richie.  Seriously, Harlow is so cute.  But I say that about every celebrity baby.  Which has me thinking who do I actually think is the cutest celebrity offspring?

I think my personal favorites are Kingston Rossdale and Violet Affleck.  Kingston’s attitude and style and Violet’s beautiful smile melt my ice cold womb and make almost make me think I could want kids. Almost.

I have selected the “most popular” ones to be in the poll but there are many out there who I may have missed.  Also, siblings such as the Jolie Pitts and Brit Brit’s babies have been clumped together.  Seriously, all of Brangelina’s babies are so cute but they would take up too much room on the poll.

So who do you think it the cutest celebrity child?  If I missed your favorite please click other and post a comment on who your favorite is.

Tanya: So hard to choose! I’d have to say Harlow Madden, Kingston Rossdale & Violet Affleck make my heart melt. Although Maddox & Shiloh Jolie-Pitt and Nahla Aubry are super cute too!!

Cutest Hollywood Baby

• Harlow Madden (12%)
• Suri Cruise (41%)
• The Jolie Pitt Brood (12%)
• Kingston Rossdale (18%)
• Violet Affleck (18%)
• Levi McConaughey (0%)
• Honor Marie ALba (0%)
• Matilda Ledger (0%)
• Sean Preston and Jaden James Spears (0%)
• Nahla Ariela Aubry (0%)
• Other (0%)

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Tags: Babies, harlow madden, honor marie warren, jaden james spears, jolie pitt kids, kingston rossdale, levi mcconaughey, matilda ledger, nahla aubry, sean preston spears, suri cruise, violet affleck