Dude.  This isn’t helping your claim that you want to be taken seriously as an actor and known less as a beef cake.  If you don’t want to be considred a beef cake, start wearing a shirt.

Or don’t.  Thats fine with me too.

Tanya: Stacey, we’re awesome. I was just writing the EXACT same post. Here it is:

Kellan Lutz wants us to look past the beefiness and take him seriously as an actor so we stop asking him to take his shirt off all the time. Oh Kellan, just taking your shirt off and walking around showing off your muscles will get us to stop asking (because we don’t have to) but it’s not going to stop us from thinking your a piece of meat. This kid’s body is amazing.

Truth: I kinda feel like a dirty perv objectifying Kellan so much. If we were a bunch of dudes telling women they should probably keep their shirts off because that’s why they’re getting work do you think we’d get called out on it? It’s not really fair that we’re allowed to objectify men AND women so freely, but I’m going to take advantage of this disparity.

Stacey: Hehe, we ARE awesome.  Two double posts in two weeks.  That has to be some kind of a record.

And I don’t feel bad for one moment for objectifying Kellan.  If he really didn’t want to be “an object” he wouldn’t be a willing participant (ie walking around with his shirt off 80% of the time).

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I am not sure that I am digging on the fuschia tulle skirt but I am digging on Shakira’s abs.  Wow!  Some inspiration for working out later.

Same one. Adrien Brody worked out a little for his new movie Predators and he’s looking pretty good.

Stacey: No amount of working out can ever make up for this.

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As if Monday weren’t great enough, here is my main girl, Coco, bring her bod hard core to some car show this weekend.

I love this girl so much.  She is just so outrageous.

Do you follow her on Twitter?  I do.  And if you don’t, you should because it is pure entertainment gold.  She loves to give lots of updates and plenty of scantily clad pictures of herself doing, well, whatever it is that Coco does.

Love!

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It’s sure nice that we can give Kellan Lutz some recognition for all his hard work, isn’t it?

Stacey: Mmmmm.  Kellan Lutz. So hot.  Do you know whats great?  Sometimes the guys on Men’s Health look photoshopped, airbrushed, and even sometimes it looks like they put someone’s head on someone else’s body.  But with Kellan we know this is all real.  Mmmmmm.

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“I don’t know if I have enough time to go into specifically how much they [his abs] mean to me. But they make me who I am,”  … “Without them, I don’t know. At awards shows, I will always thank them, that and the hair.”

“I think I’m going to make my hair jealous in the movie, anything about my abs,” Jake continued. “If you don’t mind, I would like to include my hair in this comment and so I’d like to say my abs have been a little upset actually that they have been covered by suits and shirts for most of the publicity of this movie so without them, thank you for giving me the opportunity to talk about them. I don’t know where I would be without them.”

Stacey: Bless his heart, he really knows what we care about

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Megan Fox proves to the world that she’s not just T&A. She’s also Abs.

Stacey: While she is on the thin side right now, I am totally jealous of those abs.  Holy snap!

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Stacey: Hmmmm, strong evidence indeed.  However, abs are nothing without a face or if you are still a douche.  Just ask Ryan Phillipe.

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The director Tarsem Singh on casting him: “I told him, I don’t want a six-pack, I want an eight pack. He was pretty pudgy when I first met him. But now? Hey, I’d f–k him.”

Singh, I don’t think you’re the only one

Stacey: Maybe he is making a case for redemption on the Hottest Guys list?  If he is, this is definitely the way to do it.

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I have a hard time getting my body to look like that now, never mind after having a baby. As much as I love Gis this makes me quite jealous. Friendship off.

(Side note to Vonda: If you go back to modeling weight 3 months after giving birth I will be jealous, but only for a moment. I love you too much to hold a grudge <3)

Stacey: I am with you Tan.  I don’t even look like that now.  Totally friendship off.  Lets ditch her and spread mean rumor about her like the girls in high school.

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