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At the risk of getting thrown the side eye from Tanya, I wanted to remind everyone that my favorite girl, Coco, and hubby Ice-T have a reality show starting this Sunday on E! called Ice Loves Coco.

In Ice-T’s words, the show is about him and Coco and how she basically runs his life.

These two are so so cute together.  If you don’t believe me, watch this clip of them when they were on a British game show together.  So funny.  I love how Ice is like a crotchety old but still totally cool rapper dude and Coco is this young, blond bombshell always wanting to have fun.  How can you not love that?  They seem perfect for each other.  This is why I would love to double date with them.

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There is literally no celebrity that brings me greater joy than Coco.  She’s just, well, look at her.  How can this picture not bring you joy?  Its amazing.  Coco and her hubby Ice-T renewed their wedding vows this weekend for their new reality show.  That and they have been married for 10 years.  Crazy right?

You know, as absurd as her dress is, I expected a little more, or less, I guess you could say.  You can’t even see her butt.  What?  This is demure when she normally looks like this.

I love these two.  And I cannot wait for their show to come out.  Its going to be amazing.

Tanya: *Giant eye roll*

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Admit it.  You were as curious as I was to see what Coco, my future Halloween costume, would go as for her own Halloween costume.

Last year she was Slutty Batgirl (???).  This year she was a Slutty Nurse.

Please.  You know you want her to give you a sponge bath.

Tanya: No. This is just gross. I wouldn’t want her anywhere near me for fear that her little costume might pop off and hit me like an elastic. Or that when her costume does pop off that any of her body parts might hit me.

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As voted by you, here are the Top 5 Worst Celebrity Couples.

If we can't cash in on our celebrity, we'll cash in on yours!

1. Tori Spelling & Dean McDermott
2. Heidi & Spencer
3. Ashton Kutcher & Demi Moore
4. Paris Hilton & Doug Reinhardt
5. Tie: Brangelina and Ice-T & Coco

Ouch. Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie on the same level of awfulness as Ice-T & Coco. Probably because we’re so bombarded with them all the time (Jen & Ben back together, Angie pregnant again, Angie has affair, Brad has affair, Jen & Angie talk adoption, blah, blah, blah, blah). They keep a low profile too. Imagine if they put in 1/100th of the time and effort our top 4 awful celebrity couples do to be photographed and named in the tabloids. *shudder*

Stacey: Well done I Smell Smut-ers.  I think that this is a pretty good (or bad) list.  I am especially happy that Brangelina made it in there.  But why all the hate on Coco?  Seriously.  How can you hate this woman? 

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You’ve voted for the Top 5 Celebrity Couples, now it’s time for vote for the worst!

"Wifey got ass"

Picking the worst couple is so much more fun than picking the best. Some people are just TOO much. We picked our least fave celebrity couples, but there are so many more to choose from (the Wentz’s, Richie & Madden, Jessica Simpson & Tony Romo, etc).

Our top choices make up the poll options below, and you can always leave a comment with the couples you think are the worst. That counts as a vote too.

Pick 5!

Which celebrity couple is THE worst? (Pick your least fave 5)

• Ashton Kutcher & Demi Moore (50%)
• Heidi & Spencer (60%)
• Brangalina (40%)
• Tom & Katie (30%)
• Tori Spelling & Dean McDermott (70%)
• Jessica Biel & Justin Timberlake (20%)
• Ice-T & Coco (40%)
• J-Lo & Marc Anthony (10%)
• Paris Hilton & Doug Reinhardt (50%)
• Other (say who it is in the comments!) (10%)

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So Tanya suggested we compair our Top and Bottom 5 Celeb couples, since we seem to vary so greatly in who we love or hate…Tanya, I look forward to your list.

Stacey Top 5:

1. Posh and Becks

2. Reese and Jake

3. Maggie Gyllenhaal and Peter Sarsgaard

4. Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady

5. Gavin and Gwen

Tanya Top 5:

1. Beyonce & Jay-Z
2. Justin Timberlake & Jessica Biel
3. Gwen & Gavin
4. Ryan Reynolds & Scarlett Johansson
5. Will Smith & Jada Pinkett

Stacey Bottom 5:

1. Brangelina

2. Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore

3. Tom and Katie

4. Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake

5. J-Lo and Marc Anthony

Tanya Bottom 5:

1. Heidi & Spencer
2. Ashton Kutcher & Demi Moore
3. Tori Spelling & Dean McDermott
4. Ice-T & Coco
5. Paris Hilton & Doug Reinhardt (sorry for even mentioning her but these two are gross)

Tanya: I’m glad you have Brady & Bundchen on your list I love them. They, Afleck & Garner, David Duchovny & Tea Leoni, and Seal & Heidi Klum were close cuts for my top 5. Celebrity couples are quick to change, they may make it in the top 5 still.

Can’t believe Brad and Angie made your bottom 5!! Is it because you don’t like them or don’t like how they came to be (the broken marriage thing)?.

Stacey: No Tanya!  Not Coco!  I love her!  Maybe not Ice-T but Coco is amazing!

And Spencer and Heidi and Paris and her flavor of the month were originally in my Bottom 5 but I refuse to acknowledge them as celebrities. 

And I hate Brad and Ang as a couple and as individuals.  Their holier than thoughness bugs the crap out of me.