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That’s MY Adoptive Family!

Tanya — Wed, 16 Mar 2011 23:28:06 +0000

One more reason for me to hate Justin Bieber – he’s encroaching on my adoptive family! While I only dream of getting adopted by Will & Jada Smith, Justin Bieber spent the day with Jada, Willow and Jaden at the toy store and then going for Indian. Urg, I love going for Indian food and visiting the toy store!!

I hate you Justin Bieber.

(pic: Socialite Life)

Not Suitable for Children

Tanya — Mon, 14 Feb 2011 20:25:03 +0000

This picture kinda weirds me out. Clearly, Willow Smith is crazy excited to be able to get a picture with Lady Gaga (she’s even making the Monster hands) and her mom looks all happy in the background. But it looks like Lady Gaga’s hat might have been bumped out of place and I’m pretty sure Lady Gaga will stab you with her prosthetic shoulder piece if you mess with her costume art. Gaga takes shit seriously, and that includes hat bumping.

Stacey: Ugh. *eye roll* Lady Gaga isn’t suitable for anyone let alone children. When is she going away? Because the more success she has the more pretentious and obnoxious she gets. Thanking Whitney Housten because she didn’t have the confidence in herself to sing a new song about accepting how you were born? Seems a little contradicting don’t you think.

Is Lady Gaga on my list of celebs that make me face-punching angry? Because if she isn’t, she should be.

(pic: Dlisted)

Style Meetings

Stacey — Tue, 20 Jul 2010 16:21:24 +0000

(Pic: Just Jared)

Here is Tanya’s new adopted family, The Smiths, promoting The Karate Kid in Berlin.

They always look so put together and stylish. And you know that isn’t a coincidence. Do you think they have family style meetings where they plan what everyone is going to wear and practice their posing?

Tanya, whats the inside scoop?

Tanya: It’s in the genes. They just all have natural style and the posing just happens. This is why the don’t bring me to events, I’m the awkward kid of the family that never quite looks right with the rest of them.

My Favourite Family

Tanya — Thu, 15 Jul 2010 22:47:23 +0000

Seriously. The Smith family is my favourite. Sure, the Rossdale’s are pretty spunky and the Affleck’s are adorable, but I think I’d rather be part of the Smith family. My dad Will could teach me fun jokes to play on people, my mom Jada can braid my hair and hang out with me, my new sis Willow and I will fight over those pants, and Uncle Jackie Chan can teach me how to kung fu chop things in half.

Will & Jada, will you please adopt me?

Stacey: Tanya, no! If they adopt you they will make you go to that school that teaches L.Ron Hubbard’s teachings but “isn’t a Scientology school” *wink wink* And you will have to hang out with Tom Cruise. And no family is cool enough to do that!

(pic: I’m Not Obsessed)

Kelis Jr.

Tanya — Tue, 08 Jun 2010 15:34:34 +0000

Willow Smith could pass as a miniature version of Kelis.

Here’s Willow Smith glamin’ it up for the premiere of her bro’s movie The Karate Kid last night. Jaden looks pretty cute in his MJ jacket and Trey is still a spitting image of Will. I wonder if Will and Jada Smith hung on to any of their clothes from the 80s, cause these kids are going to want them.

(pics: Huffington Post)

Double Date Night!

Tanya — Fri, 21 May 2010 16:46:47 +0000

The Carters and the Smiths headed out for a double date last night at a theatre after party. I’d love to hang out with these guys. I’d get my hair did with Jada & Beyonce while our husbands shoot some hoops. Then we’d all go for a fancy dinner, followed by some night caps on a yacht, and then the next day we’d spend a day on the yacht catching some rays and playing in the water with the Smith’s kids.

Ahhh. The life.

Stacey: Do you think that Jay-Z and Will have Rap Offs?

Tanya: Will probably knows that Jay-Z would school him every time so I doubt it. But I can still picture it, so maybe sometimes for fun?

(pic: JustJared)

Converse Pant-Shoes

Tanya — Sun, 28 Mar 2010 05:01:57 +0000

Here’s the Smith family out to support Jaden Smith at the premiere of Karate Kid and the real star of the show here is Willow Smith’s pant-shoes. I’ve seen Converse sneaker-pumps, sneaker-sandals, and sneaker-wedges but never have I seen sneaker-pants. I zoomed in on this photo and they are definitely sneaker-pants and not just the same colour shoes matched with the pants. At that age you’re growing so fast these would fit you for like a week. Either you’d grow out of the shoe part or you’d grow out of the pant part and then you’re out a pair of shoes AND a pair of pants.

Fact: Shoe-Pants are not a good investment.

Stacey: I think these pants are freakin sweet. And I am sure that Willow doesn’t need to worry about these being a bad investment. Her parents are loaded. They can probably afford to buy her a pair in any color she wants for every day of the week. And really, they look great on her, but we would look ridiculous in them.

(pics:JustJared)

Jay-Z & Beyonce Make a LOT of Money

Tanya — Wed, 13 Jan 2010 23:48:00 +0000

Jay & B made a lot of money from June 2008 & June 2009, in fact they made more than any other celebrity couple. Here’s the top earners (from US Magazine):

1) Jay-Z and Beyonce Knowles – $122 million

2) Harrison Ford and Calista Flockhart – $69 million

3) Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie -$55 million

4) Will Smith andJada Pinkett Smith – $48 million

5) David and Victoria Beckham - $46 million

6) Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi – $36 million

7) Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson - $35.5 million

8 ) Jim Carrey and Jenny McCarthy – $34 million

9) Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes - $33.5 million

10) Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow – $33 million

11) Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick – $29 million

12) Tim McGraw and Faith Hill – $28 million

13) Eva Longoria and Tony Parker – $22 million

14) Katherine Heigl and Josh Kelley – $20 million

15) Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban – $17 million

Beyonce & Jay-Z were top of the list last year also, but with a combined income of $162M. I believe they both toured and had albums this year (Jay’s tour might be after the June cut off though) which is probably why they’re WAY higher earners than the others on the list. Harrison Ford had the new Indiana Jones film come out and I think Calista Flockhart has a TV show?

Suddenly I feel very, very poor. We’ll never be able to affort yachts and Maybach’s on our salaries!!

Stacey: Right before I read this, I was reading some articles on CNN about the earthquake in Haiti and how millions of people are now homeless and hungry and have no place to go. In perspective, it makes this whole list seem so shallow and silly. Juxtaposition, you got me again.

But really, I wish I were as rich as J and B. Then I could buy a house made of chocolate (odd thing to want, I know, but its a fantasy of mine really).

Jada Pinkett Smith in Ebony

Tanya — Wed, 27 May 2009 01:54:32 +0000

Meow!

I love Jada Pinkett Smith. One of my faves for sure. She’s hot, she’s a great actress, she can rock out, and on top of all that she also comes across as a great wife & mother. And I’m pretty sure she can kick Will’s ass.

Here she is in a photo shoot for Ebony Magazine.

Top 5 Celebrity Couples

Tanya — Thu, 30 Apr 2009 03:58:41 +0000

As voted by you, here are the Top 5 Celebrity Couples:

#1!

Mr & Mrs Brady
Gwen Stefani & Gavin Rossdale
Posh & Becks
Beyonce & Jay-Z
Will & Jada Smith

Tom & Gis came from behind for a last minute victory!