In our “who should Jake Gyllenhaal hook up with next?” brainstorming session we didn’t see this one coming: Jake Gyllenhaal and Anna Kendrick. Here they are spotted in Vegas getting all cuddly. And for further speculation look at their hands… they’re both wearing rings on their wedding fingers. Uh-oh! Vegas wedding?

Stacey: Ugh.  *sigh* I am sorry, but there is something about Jake that is…starting to really bug me.  I can’t put my finger on it though.  And for some reason I do NOT like these two together.  I love Anna Kendrick, I just don’t like this pairing.

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Jake Gyllenhaal was at SXSW where he’s promoting his new movie Source Code and got in a fight with a fan. A fan who decided the best time to grab a photo of Jakie would be when they were in the bathroom taking a leak. Totally not cool. As much as celebrities have to give up certain privacies when they become famous, this is not one of them.

If that happened to me I’d totally pee on the guy first, and then kick his ass.

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Ok people.  I am getting a little tired of these celebrities who have been on, like, two dates then announcing when they have “split”.  If you were never really together, you can’t really split.

Apparently, the short lived romance between Jake Gyllenhaal and Taylor Swift has ended.  Whatever.  Does anyone really care?  Did anyone really buy it?

Interestingly, there was a Blind Item yesterday on Dlisted that Michael K guessed was Taylor and Jakey because, well, it kind of fits:

You may be wondering what the real story is with this superstar couple. While they certainly make a good-looking pair, it does seem a little unlikely that they would have hooked up on their own. The truth is that she is just the latest in a series of beards for him. The arrangement helps both of their careers, and they are happy to go along with it for the sake of PR. We think that our musically-inclined girl may secretly be a Whitney Houston fan, because while she can’t quite match Whitney’s voice, she can certainly take a dating cue from one of her films. She dates the famous actor in public, but in private, it’s all about The Bodyguard. (Blind Gossip)

For whatever reason, these two are done.  I say it was just too much, too soon.  And maybe the heat; these two couldn’t go incognito anywhere without being hounded.  Whatever the reason, you can be sure Jakey G will be immortalized in song on Swifty’s next album

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We debated a couple of days ago as to whether we are buying the whole Taylor Swift/Jakey Gyllenhaal “romance”.  Buying it or not, Swifty was seen out over Thanksgiving weekend with Jakey’s sister, Maggie, and her little girl.   And not even out with Jakey either.  Like, on her own with the girls.

Really?  Already?  That just seems too soon.   That is a statement and a half.

What do you think?  Too much, too soon?

Tanya: I’m sorry, but it just feels like a photoshoot. Like they saw that a photog was waiting down the street so they threw on Ramona’s jacket and hat (poor kid can’t even see) and went for a walk around the block.

From Dlisted.

This is my new favorite photo ever.

For obvious reasons.

Tanya: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So great. Is it weird that I’m getting a “John Lennon” vibe from the one on the right?

Jake Gyllenhaal and Taylor Swift must be in love because here they are on the cover of US Weekly and magazine covers are always the truth, right?

I dunno. There have been pictures of them at practically every coffee shop in NYC and Tennessee over the last few weeks but I’m still on the fence about this. It seems fishy. Jakie G has a new movie coming out (Love & other Drugs) so he doesn’t mind the attention, and Taylor Swift  has a new album (Speak Now) that just came out a month ago so it’s good news for her too. Plus they just seem too into this. Flying all over to meet each other in the middle of their promotional appearances? Like they can’t even go a week apart from one another? It just seems a little too much.

What do you think? True love or publicity stunt?

Stacey: Firstly, my trepidation in believing this is not because of the “too fast, too soon” part but because of the individuals themselves.  I still kind of think Jakey maybe gaybe.  I just get that vibe from him.  But, I have nothing to base this on except for my feels about him, so he most likely isn’t.  And Swifty, well, she has participated in this sort of thing before *cough Taylor Lautner cough* so I wouldn’t put it past her.

But, if they are really into one another then I am totally ok with it.  And think they would be awesome together.  And that they would make each other really happy.

As for covers = true love?  I don’t know.  You just can’t trust anything anymore.  Almost all of the stuff reported on is either totally made up or planted by publicists.  Very rarely do magazines get a slam dunk on their own.  Yes, it is the game they all play.  So who knows.  I am not buying it until they are engaged or married.  Yes, that is how skeptical I truly am. 

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How cute would these two be together?? Natalie Portman and Jake Gyllenhaal are a celebrity couple that I think should happen.

Stacey: I know right?  SO cute.  But Natalie likes the artsy-fartsy type.  Jakey G isn’t really her kind of guy.

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Taylor Swift and Jake Gyllenhaal were seen hanging out together in NYC this weekend which now means that all the tabloids are saying that they’re totally sleeping together.

Here’s the scoop:

Swift went to a Saturday Night Live taping and first sat down with her bodyguard. Once the lights dimmed the bodygard got up and Jake Gyllenhaal took the seat. Says a witness, “They chatted a lot, but no kissing or hand holding or anything affectionate”. Then the next day they were spotted out having brunch in Brooklyn, close to where Maggie Gyllenhaal lives with her family.

Saturday night date followed by a Sunday morning brunch? Totally sounds like they’re going it to me, but I’m just speculating.

Stacey: Please.  I love this.  So much.  These two would be so cute together.  And I think he would treat her right.  Unlike someone else we know *side eye at John Mayer*.

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Jake Gyllenhaal clearly knows why we love him:

“I don’t know if I have enough time to go into specifically how much they [his abs] mean to me. But they make me who I am,”  … “Without them, I don’t know. At awards shows, I will always thank them, that and the hair.”

“I think I’m going to make my hair jealous in the movie, anything about my abs,” Jake continued. “If you don’t mind, I would like to include my hair in this comment and so I’d like to say my abs have been a little upset actually that they have been covered by suits and shirts for most of the publicity of this movie so without them, thank you for giving me the opportunity to talk about them. I don’t know where I would be without them.”

Stacey: Bless his heart, he really knows what we care about

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Jake Gyllenhaal normally doesn’t do it for me.  I find him rather geeky.  And ever since I saw Donnie Darko any quiveration I had for him is totally gone.  Don’t get me wrong, I like him and everything he just doesn’t turn my crank.

But he is looking pretty good in this picture.  Love the vest and the color and the sunglasses.  Very nice.

But lets not kid ourselves.  The star of this picture is the dude in the background.  Seriously, what is the look on his face for?  Its killing me.  I actually laughed out load when I saw it.  I don’t know what is going on, but I love it!

And for extra funsies, here is another picture from ohnotheydidnt.com of another photobomb on Jakey.  Two in one day!  Hilarious!

Tanya: Hahahahahahah!!! Love it.

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